Be me, kissless virgin

>be me, kissless virgin
>going into third year of college
>average maybe 6/10 looks but low standards
>however, too pussy to approach a girl and when i do i never have a good conversation starter so it ends up going nowhere

any tips?

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Become a chad and they will approach you.
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What are your hobbies? Consider that and try to go to places where you can find people with similar interests. Also spend as little time in your dorm alone as you can. Practice talking to strangers.

> tfw same boat
> dont even want to better my social skills, too lazy
>understand that my personality type is unfit for social contact
>plan to wither away in seclusion
why did it turn out like this bros
am i destined to become one of these guys?

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Don't fret user! all you have to do is BEE yourself!

It doesn't work like that, user. There is no simply "become chad lol"

>inb4 B.E. urself
Get into lifting weights, achieve better looks (you don't have to be a bodybuilder or a total chad) and read books on conversation, or watch some YouTube on it. Also, be relaxed. If you don't appear confident or you seem to be shimmering on the edge of a mountain, she'll think you're sensitive disposable trash. Don't forget to actually find someone who has some hobbies in common with you.

>plan to wither away in seclusion
>why did it turn out like this
Fucking amazing. Have you ever thought about the reality in which you are strangling yourself with your own hands? It's this reality. If you actually want to improve, it will happen. Be a fucking man and put in work, you maggot.

you weren't inb4 BEE yourself my friend.

other people dont have these problems
why do i, is it just fate?

Do any of your male friends have female friends? If so try to get to know em through your friend (hang out in a group), thats how I first started talking to girls. Also if theres a club that interests you (even mildly), join it cuz theres most likely girls there you have something in common with. Also dont think abt that porn you watched last night, that will make shit awk for sure.

>having to """""""""approach"""""""""
that's the moment you know, that you are a 5/10 at best

>18 years old
>pathologically shy
>underweight, round face
>manlet (5.6 feet)
>severe acne
>severe speaking difficulties
>stuttering, when nervous
>awkward
>nearly impotent
>no potential (IQ 107, ADHD, math difficulties, probably dyscalculia)
>no interests and hobbies (my last hobby was photography, but even that hobby died for me, because some thots spoiled it)
>no conversation skills
>head in the clouds
>sometimes talking to me can feel like talking to a wall
>can't play vidya games, because I suffer from visuomotoric disorders
>bullied since I was a child (a stone was thrown into my face on my first day in kindergarden and I was the scapegoat for my class till my graduation)
>spent time in mental hospitals and with psychiatrists (I always got into trouble)
>my own family hates me and thinks of me as a shameful disgrace
>can't even tope (catholic)
>can't even drink the sorrows away
>don't even want to better my social skills
>sleeping disorders
>leftist parents always saying that those are no real problems
>headache (probably due to multiple head injuries, when I was born the umbilical cord swung around my neck and nearly strangled me causing brain damage)
>severe and irrational phobias (esp. darkness, probably because I was abused in kindergarden)
>no friends (I had a very good friend, but we have nothing in common anymore and he annoys me)
>even more seclusion, I see no need to socialize
>parents want to send me to university (I am far too stupid, not just an underachiever as they always claim)
>they want me to study biology (there are so many women in that subject and their mere presence makes me uncomfortable)
>can't do anything with my hands
>summer makes me suicidal, I hear laughter and people enjoying their lifes
>autoaggressive behaviour isn't possible anymore, because someone could notice the injuries
>might rope before college
Even if I manage to distance myself from the past,inside, I will always be the angry, little boy with no future ahead

Same exact boat except I never get the courage to approach a woman, not even awkwardly. I basically think I'm dying a virgin.

youre fucking 18 faggot, still basically a child, get over it

Want an internet friend? I am male 28, no friends. Can only communicate via mail, cause I dont have a computer, just a tablet.

Translation: BAWWWWWWW

cringe and bluepiIIed
BASED and REDPILLED

I've just accepted the blackpill now and will live out my life ignoring women youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0

life's secret is to avoid shitty distractions that any poor beaner or nigger can afford to do so you can focus on being able to afford distractions that make people envy and jealous enough to wish they were you.

go study, boy. it's better to cry on a lambo's wheel than to watch anime while there's still work to be done

get a tinder dude. this board hates it because muh insecurities but I used to be in your exact boat when I was in college.
going into a situation with a grill in which you both have the expectation of possible romance makes the whole thing way fucking easier.

I've tried using photofeeler to test out photos for tinder but I always get low ratings. Maybe it's because I have long hair but I really don't think I'm that unattractive. Guess I could just be in denial.

I know where you live Steve. Wanna be my friend? I am really close to your house.

yes my name steve and you definetly know where i live.

Oh i am sorry not steve who doesnt live on maple street.

there are no streets called maple street in my entire fucking country.

how can you ignore women if they ignore you in the first place?

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Assuming that you're life is as bad as what you think it is (i.e. you're not just being a whiny bitch) and you still manage to be a Catholic at 18, you might as well become a priest.

They're all neurotic anyway.

t. Catholic

Oh yes not steve who doesnt live on mpl street in brazil.

still wrong continent lol.

Oh yes steve who doesnt live on mpl street in brazil in asia.

there we go, enter the red house and we'll finish this quick yea?

By ignoring them first.

Shit no. Steve. You are naked. Put some clothes on first.

i am going to rape u