Tfw no robot bff to be extra autistic shut-ins together and cuddle

>tfw no robot bff to be extra autistic shut-ins together and cuddle

Attached: 1437658714307.jpg (594x594, 68K)

ill take your bait and happily be friendzoned by you

Sounds like a great idea. I've never cuddled before.

Attached: 1528403757215.gif (540x304, 425K)

I have like once for 2 minutes. was amazing. my life is so devoid of physical contact so this should be nice

I wouldn't mind a robot best friend to be roommates with if I could manage it. Friend cuddles sound really nice and I'm not even gay. People probably would think I was if I moved in with another guy and never left the house though.

Well yeah DUH i said bff

Where are you at cutie pie? Lets take each other's cuddling virginity >.

Attached: 1533091158878.jpg (639x913, 66K)

I have this with my brother. No, we don't fuck.

Europe or no thanks.

Attached: 1532247119361.jpg (418x657, 62K)

>I cuddle with my brother, we dont fuck
If you're female I guarantee your brother wants to put it in ur gash

Too bad... I live in east coast amerika

Where in europe, please be close to me.

Attached: 1528036352541.gif (190x239, 138K)

Probably not very close to you.

Attached: 1518047543866.jpg (1280x720, 456K)

Is there any genuinely autistic girl willing to be friends with me? I most likely will never be interested in you as anything other than a friend considering I have a crush on someone, but I would like to talk to people who aren't NTs

based and redpilled
this comment certified original

Please tell me, I need to know now!

Attached: 1528279934421.jpg (768x1024, 114K)

>tfw shut-in gf to do this with and be neets together
>each day is sleeping, cuddling, vidya, anime, cuddling for 20 hours, repeat.

Attached: 1533938898618.gif (500x555, 972K)

I only cuddle on Discord, at the most.

Attached: 1516231273813.png (700x1042, 550K)

Will a girl be my sleeping buddy? Ty, ty

I'm not femaIe.

>I only cuddle on Discord, at the most.
I want to cuddle in real life and feel body heat...

Attached: 1533661363236.png (850x850, 376K)

Where are you from??? What part of Europe? How old are you?

Attached: e9945408c6a2d089e6cfe47914123630.jpg (991x1400, 158K)

Where in Europe?

not orig

I am from sweden, I am at my upper 20s.

Attached: 1534327148789.jpg (1600x1131, 362K)

Are you a sweet boy or one of those weird males that pretend to be female?

Oh well, I am slavshit

>Are you a sweet boy
I am a regular guy.
Not a problem as long you're cute and friendly and love cuddles.

Which part of slavlands?

Attached: 1530063038585.jpg (1121x2000, 188K)

Why must I live in America far away from qt slavs reeeee

I unironically have an autistic wife to be a shut in and cuddle with. AMA if you guys want.

Attached: feelsgood.png (1080x1080, 52K)

I didnt want to Say it, but... REDDIT REEEEEEEEEEEE

Now you've said that, do you have an actual question?

Literally the best robot bf right here (fembots only fags fuck off)

Attached: mk sodaa.png (578x356, 24K)

>tfw no robot bf to cuddle and caress and be sissy with

Attached: 58EAAABA-4300-4FF1-9F58-4E74C11D7B8A.jpg (720x720, 103K)

Sad!
Orini

Where u located bitch

(not that user) I don't have an actual question, but I do want to tell you something: if you are a ledditor you can fuck off because you don't belong here.

Southern Poland originally

not in america and not in europe :c also thats mean!

Attached: 78820B45-EFB5-40AE-91F4-4A49DB884DC4.jpg (764x565, 91K)

I'm autistic too, it's not like I'm normal.

tell me where youre at so I can come and stick my tongue down your throat slut

Where is east coast America?

Where on east coast america

No thanks, ill have to pass on that one chief

Attached: 6E9D34ED-BFA3-4798-9775-7D0514200369.png (300x300, 134K)

whats up fellow best coast bot
you wanna practice cuddle together? since were both guys it wount be as weird as it would be with a girl

do you have a discord? I'd like to take up on that request desu

Your loss fag

post yours and ill add

email me at karpatimolide gmail and we'll exchange desu

who wants a disgusting NEET europoor bf to cuddle and make a suicide pact with!

Attached: 1517161345627.jpg (1920x1200, 498K)

cuddling is great but the shagging after is way better

Rance#3990 lads no homo

Attached: comfy.jpg (409x409, 23K)

(me here) For me it's the other way around. The last time I had sex with my wife it lasted 20 minutes and we cuddled for an hour.