Why do so many men get insecure when their girlfriend owns a dildo that is bigger than their penis?

You've never had a relationship
>Inb4 normalfag
You can't express an opinion on something you know nothing abt

c o p e
originalleyoli

Afraid they'll stretch their pussy out to much.

man those are some well-made dildos.

Why do women get insecure when they bfs check out women who have bigger boobs than them?

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this. big dicks are a meme. tight pussies as well.

Gay men and dudes who get off on seeing their wife's hole get stretched make up the vast majority of large dildo consumers. Just look at the reviews.

Because it implies she's not satisfied by the sex you two have. If a couple wants to buy adult toys like dildos, vibrators, fake pussies, bondage toys etc. to use with each then whatever, it can be kind of kinky to use them on your gf/wife or have her use them on you, and part of that might be the excitement of seeing how big of a dildo she can take. Fine, whatever. But if she buys a dildo just to get herself off and it's bigger than you then you have to assume she's not satisfied with you and that obviously makes you feel bad. When you're in a relationship you want to satisfy your partner, obviously, so if you think you're not or you know you're not then it hurts. Especially when she should be talking to you about it if that's the case, not just buying a fake dick to get herself off.

In much the same way it's perfectly natural for a woman to feel insecure or hurt if the guy buys a fleshlight or something similar to get his rocks off, again more so if he is dissatisfied and doesn't say anything. Communication is the best way to figure out how to satisfy your partner.

Though if you're like me you really fucking get off on SPH and you think it's fucking hot when your wife uses a really big dildo and tells you you have a small dick when she's fucking/blowing you

>tfw just shy of 7 inches but would genuinely be happier with 3

>tfw just shy of 7 inches but would genuinely be happier with 3
If you had 3 you would probably have grown up differently and ended up with a severe complex over being so small, which would have crippled your chances at a loving relationship due not only to your own insecurities but your physical incapability. I won't tell you to enjoy what you have, but at least be thankful for what you have had up to now.

Get a pocket pussy or a sex doll and see how your girl feels !

yeah I guess, maybe I should say I wish I had a 3 inch dick temporarily to see if it really kicked my kink into overdrive
I find it really fucking hot when she's saying I have a small dick, and to be fair she uses big dildos to kind of make me seem like I have a relatively small one, but in the back of my mind I know that I'm actually pretty average so I wonder if having a truly small one would be even hotter

t. hasn't ever looked into it and only knows about the memes

'big' dildoes don't sell for shit, they're a niche thing and I bet most of those sales are from fags anyway
Just look on any site selling sextoys and see for yourself what are the best selling sizes

Big tits are only good on thin women. She looks fat so I wouldn't even bother.

The same reason women get insecure when her bf owns a fleshlight and has a premium porn account.

Because a huge dildo scratches her out. I dont want to fuck a loose meat hole.

Thin girls look best with flat chests
Breast size should increase with body fat

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>t. hasn't ever looked into it and only knows about the memes

>So, after weeks of work and research we found that the average dildo measures up at a full length of 7.52" (19.1 cm), beating the average penis which stands at 5.16" (13.1 cm).

That's a dildo that is around 50% longer than the average penis.

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That doesnt answer the question though chestlet.

This is actually important to people who have men who are circumcised.

They are sexually broken and can't feel pleasure from sex because most of their pleasurable organs have been removed and their minds scarred during the torturous "surgery" that they underwent as newborns.

It's why so many famillies are breaking down and circumcised men are unable to pairbond with women.

Think I'm kidding?
Take a look at how women masturbate with toys compared to how circumcised men have to masturbate to have their weak impotent orgasm.
They don't mesh.

Sure thing pal Ornigginal

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user, they rarely ever use the full length of the dildo.

They usually only use the first 5 or so inches and use the rest as a handle.

The size of it impresses them and turns them on but most women simply can't handle it or only occasionally RARELY take it to the hilt/"balls" just for shits and giggles or to make it hurt.

t.man with 9.25 inch dick who rarely goes balls deep.

>average dildo
>best selling
great job sherlock

amazon.com/Realistic-Ultra-soft-Beginners-Hands-free-Flexible/dp/B06XSZ5F9V/ref=zg_bs_676319011_1?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=6GGZ1ZDGP44BB9PPYFB4&th=1
>6.7in
>but actually 5.2 insertable length

amazon.com/Realistic-Anfei-Slightly-Bendable-Masturbation/dp/B0731KK7W8/ref=zg_bs_676319011_2?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=6GGZ1ZDGP44BB9PPYFB4&th=1
>2nd best seller
>'9 inches'
>but actually 6.3 insertable

but do tell me more

Porn isn't real life lads. The average woman likes an average sized dick.
They don't want something the size of two coke cane stacked up on each other slamming the most sensitive part of their body.

Ah, yes, the "best selling" on amazon, such a great scientific study.

But, even going with studies like:

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/dec/05/women-large-penis-size-study
>When asked to select the model which represented their preferred penis size in a long-term partner, the average response was 6.3 inches (16cm) in length and 4.8 inches (12.2cm) around. For a one-time sexual experience, the average plastic penis the women chose was slightly larger - 6.4 inches (16.3 cm) long and 5.0 inches (12.7cm) in circumference.

or

thedodil.com/the-average-dildo/
>However, the usable length differs, as you need room for your hand holding a dildo. By such, the usable dildo length is only 6.54" (16.6 cm).

That's still a size that is above 90-95% of men.
It's not just "a slight difference" in size as they try to pass it.

>They don't want something the size of two coke cane stacked up on each other slamming the most sensitive part of their body.

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>scientific study
>what people prefer and buy isn't scientific enough

>gives the average size of dildoes owned from a pool of consenting individuals as a source to claim what girls want/prefer
>average = median

Don't ever respond to me again you uneducated nigger

I guarantee you their real preference is bigger too, most of them were probably just afraid to pick something bigger because they thought it would make them look like a whore.

The same reason women get insecure when men buy fleshlights that are tighter than their pussies.

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Big dick user here. Here's some facts
>Girls don't know penis size. At. all.
>6 inches can easily be 8. and 8 can be 12. They simply don't know.
>When a girl says she likes a guy with 7 inches, this could mean 5 inches to 8 inches
>The reality of a big dick is it's nice to look at but inconvenient during BJs, very toothy. When fucking she could stop you when you're hurting her too badly. Could make her bleed. Could break the condom. She could also be way too fucking tight on you and it feels like you're ripping her up and it doesn't feel good on your dick
Basically girls talk a big game but have no clue what they're speaking on.

>women get insecure
The thing is they don't.
They'll just go on a tirade of how you must be a paedophile who can't deal with a real woman's vagina.
Or the much more classic "It's not my pussy that is loose, it's your dick that is small."

It's like that Goebbels quote about the jews:
>The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."

Except women don't have a "I've been found out" trigger word, it all just glides off them and they rationalize it as you (the man) being the defective one.

Not how that works

Oregano

I don't care.
I'd ignore her ass and keep pounding the sex toy while watching porn.

This is why I prefer porn girls to human girls, at least then you can see if they're all talk or not. Legalporno and the increase in popularity of anal porn have given us a good standard by which to judge how much women talk shit.

Hence why you are here alone
Congratulations you won

>They'll just go on a tirade of how you must be a paedophile who can't deal with a real woman's vagina.
>Or the much more classic "It's not my pussy that is loose, it's your dick that is small."
thats literally textbook insecurity

>make my fiance use hitachi while gagging on my cock
>make her turn it off, have victorious, powerful sex from behind, using her pelvis as my personal fuck sleeve
>she cums so hard she leaves a drool puddle on the bed and can't walk for 15 minutes

>see this reply 2 days later
>realizing that you mongs allow your women to use that shit without your permission

>cucks and proto-cucks all around

my dude
patrician fetish
although I do actually have a small dick, so maybe I got into it as a coping mechanism or something? I dunno, I think psychoanalysis of fetishes is an endless and pointless exercise desu, I just enjoy what I enjoy

Why do guys think they can only use their penis during sex? Just strap up a huge dildo, get her off with it, then remove it and fuck her until you get off. If she says no, dump her on the stop, don't be a cuck about it.

Big dildos are racist. They are for women who want to get fucked by black men with a BBC but don't want to be seen having sex with a black man or having sex with a black man, so they buy the dildo that is modeled after black dick. It's sad.

True, but it doesn't hurt to be comfortable with throwin on a horse sized cock for her.

>not buying your girlfriend a new dildo smaller than your dick so that she'll throw out the old one and keep the one she has an emotional attachment to
>biggest thing entering her vag is your dick so its always just a little tight

learn how women work and game the system bros.

same reason a girl would get insecure if their bf owned a petite sex doll with perfect proportions and a pussy so tight you could shove a lump of coal in it and pull out a diamond

>Just strap up a huge dildo
>don't be a cuck about it

if your penis isnt enough to get your girl off you are a cuck to her and whatever extra hardware/sexual partners that are needed to be brought in to finish the job.

I own a dildo bigger than my penis. I have a micropenis

Why limit yourself to what you are born with? You're just upset that us dicklets can have a bigger cock than you. :)

>You're just upset that us dicklets can have a bigger cock than you. :)

that lump of latex will never be your dick, no matter how many times your mother assures you how big and manly you look when you have it on.

>being this insecure
What's wrong user?

I've never said it's my dick. I have a dick, I'm just comfortable with throwin on a much larger one if the girl wants it. Girls are all size queens you know, if you aren't 9 inches+, you gotta either strap up or just kill yourself these days. ;)

>circumcised dildo

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>even dildos are circumcised
peak judaism

Maybe the fags do, but large insertion is the real man's fetish
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It's also great to see some more mainstream girls doing scenes verging on large insertion with legalporno, like Veronica Avluv and Holly Hendrix

Because penis size is of of the better determining factors of male attractiveness(though having big dick doesn't save you from being a manlet).
youtube.com/watch?v=Be6dTdx1qxs

>13cm average
is that a joke?

>tfw i'm over an inch above average
>asian
feelsgodman

Uncircumcized dicks look like that when the foreskin is pulled back, ya doofus

Get brain cancer and die normalscum

That's not insecurity that's truth, men are either born with penises big enough and get to live a life of happiness or they are like the majority of men and are demonized, hated for being "insecure" and are destined for an unhappy life and most likely suicide

>muh fuckhuge dildos
>muh cuck fantasies
I'm a broad with a sexually and emotionally unavailable husband, I just use my hands to masturbate and I'm all set.
Cheating isn't a necessity, it's an act of violence. I'd put money on plenty of the dudes cucking men having average or small penises.

Well you'll lose that money considering you're delusionally wrong.

Why do some girls are so insecure about their men watching porn?

That's a shit test that women do, they don't actually care or feel sad or anything. They're pretending to see if you stop like a beta or tell her tough shit and keep watching porn.

Just as a surprising number of rape victims turn out to be ugly bitches, a lot of "bulls" are schlubby pointless fucks.

t.lapring dicklet

Are you retarded? She can just buy her own

Schlubby pointless fucks with big dicks. Women don't fuck schlubby pointless fucks with average dicks cause if they did want guys like that so bad they'd cheat on their partners I'd be able to get laid.

Big dicks aren't a shill, it's just that the majority of young women love it. As women get older, though, they can only take so much of a big dick every night. Smaller dicks around 6-7" get the job done, without shifting a woman's cervix every night.

>You can't express an opinion on something you know nothing about

You don't even deserve to have explained to you just how retarded that sounds.

So alpha fucks beta bucks dual mating strategy gains more evidence. Why do we let women continue when it's clear their sexuality is so inherently evil?

Big dick is just better and you can't do anything with that.

its ok, my dildo is bigger than hers

and shes not insecure about it

don't worry about it

nobody loves you anyway

Bros if your girl owns a dildo she is a confirmed slut, the most they should own is a vibrator and most girls don't have them and rarely ever masturbate at all. The ones who own massive dildos and shit are high testosterone nutcases.

>most girls don't have them
>t. virgin

Well of course I'm a no value male