I'm bored, let's play a dumb game

death night pls

another goblin?

you can be an edgy regular knight tbqh

im fucked

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A female, on le Reddit? Hang on fellas I got this!

Tips fedora brim over eyes to give an aura of mystery and glides up to you on my light up heelies

H-hi m'lady, would you perhaps consider being my qt 3.14 gf? snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ "man if this works, I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters!"

c'mon, luck be a lady tonight! cross fingers and gulps s-so...adjusts collar and looks firmly what do you say to my proposal? waits patiently :3

Plzrespond, I'm a nice guy who will treat you right unlike all those other assholes who only care about looks!

Don't ignore me you rancid swine, I knew it #niceguys finish last! You're probably out having dinner with Chad now!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

attack

youtube.com/watch?v=onyhtxGs8cE

bump for interest

>purple
>viking
so I guess i'm technically a barbarian
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>chucks an axe in your direction

>a valkyrie in my thread?

Howdy Sven

attack

defend

*shoots an arrow at you* nothin personnel kid

attack

hi goblin
>chucks an axe at you
FUCKING GIRLY ASS VALKYRIE
>chucks a giant hammer at you from my bag of infinite stuff

rolle rolle

attack

yeet
>throws a giant rock at your head

I attack you back

I'm a keshik bro

Hueviking

eh, whatevs
>continues throwing endless amounts of axes at your direction
no u
>chucks A FUCKING DRAGON at you

attack

I cast
>Rain of Arrows
if I roll an odd number I automatically hit

kill jester

y u attacking me meanie

rip I missed all of the arrows, all of them

attack
if my number is 1-9 i hit and u die

but I drank a healing potion

no u
>chucks a fireball (aka a tennis ball soaked in gasoline) at you
>if odds u taek duble damage
no u
>chucks a knife at you

*Disengages from battle*
I run to a hilltop and watch the barbarian viking and valkyrie fight

*throws time warping armor piercing sound barrier breaking voodoo armageddon spear at your skull*
no counters

AAAAAGGGGHHH MY ONLY WEAKNESS

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>casts bullshit spell
>cancels your spell altogether
>also you take 1 automatic point of damage
HAH
WHOS LAUGHIN NOW
>chucks grappling hook
>evens and you're pulled back in

*you
>yoink
my unconscious body back onto the battlefield, waking me up*
I cast GAY BEAM as a get-up attack
everyone around me gay

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*holds up mirror shield*

Valkyries are cool too

>channels bitchslap ability
>slaps you with the force and rage of a THOUSAND FUCKING SUNS
>insta-kill + no counters + bullshit spell immunity

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REPLY TO MY POST?!

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>activates +4 colour change UNO card

attack

You miss and hit my horse

Because you're in this now, too, buckaroo

trips confirm the miss and that nz is here

*shoots orange portal behind you and blue portal behind me then sidesteps*
pssh

>dumps my entire bag of infinite stuff in your direction
>a tidal wave of random weapons and shit charges at you
>no misses + no counters + 15 damage

>activates EXODIA
>reveals all 5 parts of EXODIA
I FUCKING WIN FAGGOT
>flips table

I pull out my surfboard and ride the wave

*reveals that your exodia cards are painted fakes*
*drags you to hell for cheating*

>drags you into hell along with me
>we both fall into obliteration
>gg.mpeg

does this mean I win

>drags you to hell too

oh

gg

i want to be a paladin :3

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>viking
still not shity as goblin

roll

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attack

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attack

Check

So if I am a light blue that means I am a paladin with 43 hp? Time 2 tank

Somewhere between Knight and Paladin. Hmm. Someone attack me.

Roll me in, nibba

you fuck
defend

double nunchuck fuck
defend as well

ok

>79 hp knight
ok

A roastie? On 9gag?

semen

This thread is still up?

lets see

let's see

REDDDDDD

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can someone help me?
is this red i can't tell?

man, i don't fucking know.
let's just say it's red for now.

Didn't even consider brown. Just make something up or choose from red and yellow idc

thank
my guess it's red so i'll go with it

attach the reddit fag

man sucks im going to be the only paladin here

crunchatize me ye olde captain

Rolling for double Zs

Lets see.