ITT: An apartment building inhabited entirely by robots

heh, thats okay. ill let you bully me in front of the other guys and at 2 am ill quietly slip into your room and worship between your legs while you game.

>straight boys

Smirks

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Think I found a pic of you. Could be wrong but probably not.

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the government should send us to an island and provide us with housing and food and internet instead of having us interact with the normies

we don't like them and they don't like us, we need to be segregated for our own safety

>we need to be segregated for our own safety

Because being trapped on an island with a 100% robot population is the safest thing you can do

>user I've been having thoughts about killing you

wut do

>brobots living in harmony.

Let me stop you right there because that would never happen.

Kiss passionately tbqh

And no one noticed they were all robots because no one got out of their apartment

If it is a female(female) start breeding it. Else I strike first and throw the carcass out the window.

>ground level apartment room
pomf.pyonpyon.moe/xcqcfb.webm

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I would love seeing all the spergs who call me a roastie stare at their shoes when I walk by because they know they're just keyboard warriors

>female
>living in robot apartment

Your fat aren't you? You disusting little piggy. Oink oink oink

Why is that always the first insult? No, I'm not fat. I weigh less than 110lbs.

roast'd & redpilled

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Lair liar liar. I can smell you through the screen. You fat smelly piggy. I think I would be right in guessing most people don't like you because of your size and smell.
Disgusting

>be me
>cook curry 24/7
>faint vibration near my door of bass from my jamming
>only empty my mailbox once every 3 months

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You sound like a cool ass neighbour

ay you wanna come over and hit this wax tho
i got a few beer left
i'll show you what i've been working on

Top floor of building explodes in meth lab accident.

*sigh*

Can somebody call an ambulance? Some dumbass tried to commit sudoku by jumping off the 4th floor feet first.

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I've enough wax to sustain us for several days
And I cook a mean ass curry

grab a cushion and sit down on the floor then, i'll refill the torch.
y-yeah i don't have any furniture, sorry, i do the floor thing.

>Chilling eating curry, smoking wax and playing bass and vidya, either on the ground or a homemade hammock
Could be a it worse desu

>Could be a it worse desu
bitches dont think it be like it is but it do bruv

Has anyone even been as far as too have decided to look more like and go after
Maybe so, curryboy.

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has anybody seen my keys

i mean
*dabs*
probably, right?
yeah bro they were in your lock still, hanging on your door
ay you wanna hit this real quick tho

Saw that faggot from 205 that goes around dressed as a schoolgirl asking people to fuck him pull it out of your door and shove it up his ass.
Just throw some curry powder in his face, one good sneeze and all that queers belongings will fall right out

>that room which no one knows who lives in it and has never seen its interior my room

c-can i live in the attic and p-pretend to be a ghost.

;___;

The place would probably smell like death (literally and figuratively) but on the upside it would probably use like 5% or less of the amount of water that a normie apartment of the same size would use.

Sounds good OP. The building would need some modifications, like installing number pads in all the entrances so that non-residents (read: normies) can't get in.
Also, would we be pooling our resources or would each robot be on his own?