How the fuck do you have matches in Tinder? I tried two days and I don't have nothing. I'm not fucking ugly for god sake. I'm 6-7/10 I think, maybe is my psycho face. I'm doomed to be lonely? fuck you all fucking normies and Chads.
Also, Tinder thread.
Make sure your pics show you hanging around normies. Don't be that kid that has 4 selfies in the bathroom frowning at the camera like some autist.
I can almost guarantee your profile is shitty. You use shitty unflattering pics and your bio is retarded.
>can't install tinder on phone, too old
>use browser version in phone, very slow and painstaking to swipe
>get a match a week or so
>discover i can use it in my computer web browser too when i set my location manually
>weed through everyone in just 5 minutes, big improvement
>no matches whatsoever even though i'm above the average amount of swipes it takes to get a match
I hope it's broken and not me.
Use all 6 pictures
Have a bio
Don't swipe right on every single girl
Create a new account every 3-4 days
This is how you beat the tinder algorithm now gtfo
Tinder thots will make you feel worse if you're looking for affection and relationship. Unless you just want to have sex, stop ASAP
And what I put in the biography? I'm a robot, I don't have interest in nothing. I had pics with normies of my college but my phone delete it and I don't know why. Fuck.
I don't wanna affection or another shit lad. Sincerelly I wanna that some roastie felt in love with me and then I reject her. I wanna make her suffer.
You're the one who's going to suffer.
I can't suffer anymore user, I don't have nothing.
Your suffering will become eternal. In front of you is a bottomless chasm and you are going to step into it. It's not too late to turn away though, and you don't deserve this miserable fate. How old are you?
I use an unflattering pics and my bio is ultra retarded but I still got 16 matches in a week. All you have to do to win is not swipe left, it's a very easy game
20 and I like socialice in the college but I always be teatred like the nice guy(also because I'm a fucking nice guy). I'm tired lad.
But the ''likes'' ends and they recover in 11 hours I think.
Whatever is on your mind
Posts on Jow Forums you found funny and rewrite them to fit your bio
Or swallow what's left of your pride and look up bios on reddit
If you want to live a happy life without additional insecurities that you'll get from tinder you have to change. Roasties are shit people, dating them in your current state will make you bitter. There are loving, caring girls out there, but you'll hurt them by being desperate while actual roasties won't give a shit and will find another dick to suck. They will only give you more insecurities in your life.
If I download Tinder I feel like I'm just going to embarras myself.
I can't even take a picture of myself smiling. Pictures freak me out. I'm the mirror I look fine and can smile but in a picture I look dead in the inside.
Yes I think I will delet Tinder but I'm bored.
Yes I hate myself too but I think suicide is for cowards.
>Wake up in afternoon
>Match with average looking fat girl on tindr and talk for a bit
>Things get real sexual real quick and she sends a vid of her playing with herself begging for me to come over
>I contemplate it for a bit and ask a buddy of mine if it sounds like a good idea
>They say to go for it
>"aww fuck it, lets do this"
>Drive over
>She's about 30 pounds fatter and her teeth are all crooked and gaping
>I walk into her apartment and she says I look different than in my profile pic
>She says in a good way as what I can only compare to the storming of normandy happens between her assaulting me with her tongue
>She's REALLY fucking fatter with her clothes off
>Tells me she's a virgin yet she has condoms and lube
>I try to eat her out for a moment and immediately regret putting that rank snatch anywhere near my face
>I finish first but basically finger her as hard and quickly as possible because I realize this was a mistake and I need to get out immediately.
>She's screaming and pinning me to her fat rank body the entire time she orgasms
>Immediately tells me after we're done how this is the first time she's had sex since she was raped in college
>I'm beginning to get vietnam flashbacks of my ex as I realize this bitch almost looks like her and acts like her
>Every red light in my head is screaming at me
>"So what are you on tindr for, user?"
I dunno, just to meet people. How about you?
>Grabs my hand and says "Oh, companionship" and looks at me with that fucked up smile
>I ask where the bathroom is so I can throw the condom away
>Make sure as fucking hell it isn't broken or faulty
>Ask if she wants to take a shower
>We talk in the shower about how she's in a polyamorous relationship with 2 teachers and how she isn't getting attention
>And how she has a useless ass political science degree
>get clothes on, say bye
>Block her number and unmatch her when I get to my car
>mfw this is the first time I've gotten laid in 5 years and I don't want to ever fuck again
Brutal. A frightening tale.
Someone has to screen cap this
G-guys? A-am I c-chad
I have 1 picture of me flexing
My bio is "play with me"
I've already filtered out everyone who isn't a huge slut
When I get a match I repeat "play with me" and if they reply I say "whats your number"
I basically polarise my audience 4 or 5 times to get to the sluts who will fuck me no questions asked with 0 effort
Marketing 101, get to your target market. Unless you really want some girl to date and love and shit, but why would you want to date and love some tinder slut?
I don't hate myself.
Also suicide isn't for cowards.
As a coward Ill never be able to KMS.
reminds me of my date with a borderline girl exactly 4 years.
>match on lovoo (german app like tinder)
>she immediately wants to meet
>i find this very fishy because usually I have to ask girls..this is too easy
>call her and tell her I think its fishy
>i even ask her "wheres the catch?"
>she says everything is fine
>we meet, she drives to my town and we go to a miniature golf course
>she outclasses me in minigolf
>shit is embarassing
>we drive to my place
>she drives like a madman
>its superhot but she is still wearing her jacket
>wtf is going on we are sitting on my bad
>we order pizza
>we drive to the pizzeria, she drives like a madman again and while she drives she tells me she has a fetish for black cocks
>"so...you had sex with a black guy before?"
>she says "i dont wanna talk about my hookups with black guys"
>i am thinking like "wtf, this is getting really weird. i dont wanna date a coalburner"
>we are back at my place, back on my bed, eating pizza
>"uhm, maybe you wanna take your jacket off!?"
>"well, okay user, but I have to tell you something before I do that.."
>tells me she likes to play with knives and that she was at a nuthouse for 6 months
>tells me she has BPD (i didnt know what that is at that time)
>takes her jacket off, everything full of big scars, she looks like a veteran
>she tells me she has to leave because of her dog
>she asks me to lay down
>she pulls my jeans down and sucks my dick
>she puts fizzy water in her mouth and then sucks my dick with the fizzy water in the mouth
>I ask myself why she cant just give a normal blowjob...german girls are so fucking retarded, they always try so hard to make some special perverted act out of a blowjob instead of just sucking it good...i miss my kurdish and my vietnamese exgfs at this point
>i come in her mouth, she spits it in the trash
>she leaves
>i tell her I never wanna see her again
>scared shitless for weeks because I studied what BPD is about
>fear she will destroy my car or do some other fucked up shit like false rape allegation
now when I think about it...all my dates from online dating (tinder and lovoo) have been really weird..either the girls are completely fucked up fucksluts or asexual, but there never was a normal girl..this is why I dont date anymore
>shit like false rape allegation
That's why I lied about where I live and work. I told her I lived in the next town over from the one I live in and when she asked about my job I said I worked at a movie theater in the town beside it. There's 5 movie theaters near where I live. She'd never be able to accurately guess which one is my workplace and she won't ever be able to find my home. The only saving grace about this nightmare today is that I covered my tracks and walked away with having ONLY fucked a literal hambeast.
literally never met a 'normal girl'.
the ones closest to 'normal' are alcoholics (casually, like theyre drunk all weekend) or theyre 'in charge' basically telling the guy what to do all the time (beta does as told out of scarcity mentality)
my experiences with tinder this year:
- I tell one girl I matched with that I like to handcuff and utterly destroy girls, she just responds with "hm..thats sad, i am more into subs. I wanna handcuff you". i directly unmatch her.
- met with a colombian programming latina girl, really qt, but she was completely asexual and told me she doesnt want physical contact at all
- met a turkish girl. told her I dont like german girls because they are so arrogant, slutty and manly, she stands up and leaves WTF
all girls on tinder are completely retarded
(i am the guy who dated the borderline girl from lovoo)
Holy shit girls who like to dominate and handcuff actually exist outside porn
Please how do I find one
>i am a fucking nice guy
I am so fucking nice
rwar!
Hear my kindness. I AM SO FUCKING NICE
>- met a turkish girl. told her I dont like german girls because they are so arrogant, slutty and manly, she stands up and leaves WTF
you slut shamed her, never say anything bad about sluts infront of sluts (all women)
You are the reason women are afraid to fuck me
i was genuinely surprised by her response. this was the first time I have chatted with a dominant girl...but considering how manly and feminist german girls are it shouldnt surprise me..
I'm actually gonna visit a girl I've talked to for a while after matching on tinder, staying there the entire weekend. Idk, we click pretty well and she seems very very interested, and doesn't hide it, but I am a fucking loser with 0 experience and don't want to fuck stuff up.
Ive had maybe 1 or 2 wanna be dominant girls.
right now most of them have a daddy fetish
the newer thing is a 'teacher'/sir fetish
their fetishes evolve in tandem, i guarantee in 2 years youll all hear about the teacher/sir fetish
Your bio doesn't matter. If you're hot, women won't read it. If you're ugly, women won't read it.
Girls on tinder are hella picky. I am somewhat popular on Jow Forums, I have a million orbiters, but when I try to go lesbo with tinder I get zero matches. Find a girl IRL in clubs or at work.
Never date a co-worker, don't shit where you eat, if something breaks down you'll be forced to switch departments or quit your job.
What about a 'Fuhrer' fetish?
i doubt most roasties even know history
true
>tfw no gf who calls you "mein Fuhrer"
>umlauts over an 'e'
we were on the verge of greatness, we were this close
"Fuehrer" looks like shit. "Fuhrer" is better
pay for it you cuck, if you use boosts you're gonna be guaranteed a match
fuck off tinder fag i aint paying shit
The umlauts are supposed to be over the u but she put them over the e
I spent months trying every different combination of pictures and read and tried every advice I could find and it still went terribly.
Tinder isn't easy for everyone just because you got lucky with the shape of your face.
or just don't use it.
You're beyond saving, friendo
>This is how you beat the tinder algorithm now gtfo
he's gotta make a new facebook each time as well, otherwise the information stays linked (even after unlinking manually on facebook)
I tried doing this by unlinking tinder to my facebook, then making a new tinder profile and it was fine for a few days.
this changed when my phone broke and i was forced to use my previous one. upon loading it, i had all of my matches from my second account in addition to the ones on my first.
Not him but I'm well aware of this.
Problem is all my friends aren't normies and I don't go out a lot or have opportunities to have group friend shots.
All friends are normalfags by definition
Not most of mine.
Maybe just a step under.
Even then I don't get invited out to whatever they do.
get new friends obv
>looking for redneck romeo
>single mama
>i love to travel
>just looking for friends
>music/art/ect is life
All above need not swipe right on my tinder.
ffs guys, (i am the dude who had the lovoo date with the BPD girl),
asian girls are super rare in my part of germany, but I have yellow fever since 2 years...
just found a super cute asian girl that studies in Germany (living in the USA) on tinder.
gave her my free superlike.
just 5 swipes more and I saw her profile again..
WTF. there is something broken.
also I have tinder since 12 days and I only got matches in the first 5 days and since then absolutely nothing.
I use all the tricks (6 pics, bio, I swipe left 70% of the time)..
do I really need to delete my account and make a new one to get matches again or what??
I WANT A MATCH WITH THAT AZN QT SO BAD!!!