Can any Americans here explain to me why their country is so patriotic? It's cringe, disgusting, abhorrent...

Because we're objectively in the higher middle of the pack and you can't prove otherwise

>be American
>get shot
>die

>be American
>get heart attack from the greasy fucking food that makes up your """cuisine"""
>can't afford to pay the medical bills for your treatment
>die

>be American
>can't afford higher education because education system is by profiteering rich people and the public school system is literally a glorified daycare for poor people
>die working yourself to death in a dead end job

>be American
>boast about how your excuse of a nation is better than every other country in the world, especially evil commie Europe

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>Living standards
No.
>Purchasing power
No.
>Health
No.
>Law & order
No.

Can any non-free peoples explain why they aren't patriotic?
It's beta, pathetic and frankly kinda sad.

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>be american
>police tells you to get on your knees put your hands in the air and walk backwards toward them while maintaining eye contact
>sneeze and get shot for resisting arrest
>ameriturds aquit the cop

Brainwashing for a dumber more controllable citizenry

Blue lives matter you commie Fuck >:(

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You're just buttblasted that Germany ruined patriotism for you guys.
Although the current state of the US is nothing to be that happy about, I only really care about the founding ideals of the country. The nation itself died a long time ago.

>implying I care about gun grabbing pigs
Feds get the bullet when the day of the rope comes.

>Feds get the bullet when the day of the rope comes.

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America is the only country that says "WE ARE LIKE THIS! GO US!" without actually being that way.
It's a form of occult manifestation. If people believe that we SHOULD be such a way, they change over time.

Such it is with statements like "All men are created equal."

Or if they try to come on my property without a warrant. Maybe even with one.

compensating for lack of identity
most americans are mutts who have no connection to the people who made that country great, so they try to imitate other patriotic countries, and inevitably get it wrong because theyre all dumb apes

Because rest of world is shit, and has been so since the code of Hammurabi

>Replace getting shot, with getting stabbed in Europe.
>your universities are the same as ours
>your countries are filled with niggers and Arabs
>oppressive regimes under a globalist state, that has made it illegal to meme.
>way more sjw than America will ever be
>queers and socialist are the people running everything.
Need I fucking continue?

This, only good thing about the US is gun ownership laws, and thanks to central american immigration and the california sprawl, you can say goodbye to those in ~20 years

americas population is literally 50% niggers and spics.

>XD Europe is 90% muslim at this point and run by Soros
Try getting your news from other sources than Jow Forums
>your universities are the same as ours
Our public universities are on the same level as your standard private universities. Going to a public school isn't meme tier like in the USA here.

He never said it was 90% muslim., but just you wait and it will be. Fucking cucks.

>but just you wait and it will be. Fucking cucks

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because the cold war followed by 9/11 drowned us in propoganda and gave the real patriots a good reason to be patriotic.
patriotism has been slowly dying back down. though it still will probably be higher than many other countries.

Europeans don't have a knife violence epidemic, that's literally a meme.
The universities are much, much cheaper to the point where my international fees in the most expensive country are half those of a private American university.
Only 6.3% of people in the EU were born outside it and that includes white immigrants like me.
>oppressive regimes
Lol, source? And not being able to own a handgun for shits and giggles doesn't make us oppressed.
>way more sjw
Not really.
>queers and socialist
Nothing is wrong with queers, and for the last time European socialism is a meme. Scandinavians are social democrats, and they have the freest markets of anywhere. Europe is full of capitalists mate.

Programming/Fear

Incarceration per capita, infant mortality rate, obesity, guns, media/entertainment

they are literally brainwashed. It's like North Korea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_civil_religion

>patriotism is cringe
t. jew

>((sociology))
Welcome to the thread schlomo.

>be non-American
>be obsessed with America

It is though. Countries are like people, being proud of some innate identity is what you do when you lack actual accomplishments to take pride in.

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>God, why are there so many fucking SJWs who don't value patriotism anymore? All these kikes are brainwashing my peers to be unbased and laugh about me. I wish all these unpatriotic brown people in my school would be hanged by God emperor Trump >:(

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>"Dude, why the hell do you keep thinking about the most warmongering and imperialist nation on the planet? You're like, totally obsessed with us hahaha"

Taking pride in American exceptionalism drives forward social policy. That's how exceptionalism works. You lie about how things really are until it gets legislated into being.

So that's why the USA have one of the lowest living standards among Western countries, I see.

>drives forward social policy
Uh what? No, it doesn't, unless you consider invading Iraq to be good social policy.

Identifying with your country and wanting the best for it, regardless of the actual state of your country, gives incentive to care for its success. Only someone who wants it to fail *cough* would think it's a bad thing.

Doesn't this assume all pots and all countries are equal? I'd rather be born in Canada than some third world shit hole where you eat mud for breakfast.

go pray to your flag, faggot

Because we're glad to be in a country were people have to wipe their own ass with their hands.

It worked up until about the 1960s when mass communication was invaded by the Red Menace.
youtube.com/watch?v=83tnWFojtcY

Shit dude, you convinced me. I'm petitioning to have my city made into a sanctuary city right now!

You can want your country to be the best without already believing that it is. Saying "America is the best ever" implies that it shouldn't change. Look at all the Trumptards trying to bring America back to the 50s when everything sucked ass for people who weren't straight white Christian men.

Oh wait, it's almost tea time. Better lay down your mat and pray towards the queen faggot.

>everything sucked ass for people who weren't straight white Christian men.
Convince me why that's wrong, shit lips

>le the media is full of commies
Why wouldn't huge corporations led by stupidly wealthy oligarchs not be communist? Anything else wouldnt make sense, right? When will burgers finally realize that being progressive doesn't fucking make you a commie if you're the biggest neoliberal at the same time.

I don't have a queen

How long did that take you to type out with your twinkie fingers? Fat acceptance and male hatred leads to abstinence and early death. Survival of the fittest.

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Lmao lots of Americans don't believe in American patriotism and think it's a joke, like me.

>back to the 50s when everything sucked ass for people who weren't straight white Christian men.
the stifling conformism sucked even if you were a straight white christian man, but people's rose-colored nostalgia goggles and TV-history block that part out

>when everything sucked ass for people who weren't straight white Christian men.
I am a straight white man who doesn't mind Christian values, so wanting it to be like that ~is~ wanting it to be better. For me, anyway.
And thinking you're the best meaning you don't have to try to be the best is a woman's reasoning. Men just see it as more reason to reach the expectations put on you.

>Convince me why that's wrong
Lol did you read what you wrote

>Fat acceptance and male hatred leads to abstinence and early death. Survival of the fittest.
Not everybody can be as much of an aryan Chad as you, famalam

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Weak chins are due to low testosterone in the body. Cucks have as much testosterone as a woman.

American social exceptionalism is driven by Christianity and democracy. Destroy either of these, and you destroy liberal America.

>"I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."should be rendered by standing at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. When not in uniform men should remove any non-religious headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left shoulder, the hand being over the heart. Persons in uniform should remain silent, face the flag, and render the military salute. Members of the Armed Forces not in uniform and veterans may render the military salute in the manner provided for persons in uniform
North Korea tier

Yeah, I fucking wrote it. Prove it's wrong or shut your mouth and spread your legs for that big Arab cock, you fag boy

Patriotism is not really a problem if there are reasons, well, to be patriotic.
The USA is one of the best countries in the world and I'd definitely feel proud if I was born there(I'm romanian)

>only God can judge
>love thy neighbor
>let's put homosexuals in jail, lynch black people, and make it legal to rape my wife! we're such great Christians

>American social exceptionalism
You mean the delusion of its population and willingness to be exploited by corporations? Because yeah, that's driven by Christianity and your interpretation of democracy, namely a neoliberal hyper capitalist fuckfest.

americucks LITERALLY pray for their flag

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freedumb isnt free

it coasts folk likes yuo and me

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>don't praise the state in NK
>get killed by secret police
>don't praise the flag of the US
>the teacher makes you go to time out
Wow, America is so bad, just like North Korea. Have a moment of silence for the poor Americans starving in America.

Keep typing while you can. People like you will never be able to pass on your genes. In a one to two hundred years, the human race will be free of your kind. You may scream and destroy city blocks, but we will win in the end.

>obsessed with yourself to a fault
>cuck
What did he mean by this?
Cucks care more about others than themselves.

There's the Amish. God bless the Amish.

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Every person is proud of where they are from or at least want to make it better. The US is no exception

>People like you will never be able to pass on your genes. In a one to two hundred years, the human race will be free of your kind. You may scream and destroy city blocks, but we will win in the end.

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>only God can judge
The actual verse is that if you judge, be prepared for the same degree of judgment to be passed unto you. It's basically "don't be a hypocrite. I'm not gay or a nigger, so it doesn't really apply to your examples.

are you sure you're obessed with YOURSELF?

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I'm not going to prove my own argument wrong. Assuming you meant "prove the 50s were shit", here:
nytimes.com/2013/06/16/opinion/sunday/coontz-the-not-so-good-old-days.html
amazon.com/Bad-Old-Days-Myth-1950s/dp/141280745X
articles.latimes.com/1990-05-24/news/li-615_1_international-day

>richest nation ever
>most powerful military
>wiped the fascist plague from the face of the earth
>nearly every major technological/medical breakthrough was done in america
>only country on earth where the pursuit of happiness is guaranteed in writing

seriously user america is the bedrock of innovation and prosperity. stay mad eurofag.

>be American
>hate own country
>hated by countrymen
>hated by Euros for being American
>"l-lots of Americans think it's all a joke, guise!"
Cuck tier.
That's assuming this isn't a case of
>I was only pretending to be a Euro!

>love thy neighbor
you seem to have conveniently ignored this part
also, what's wrong with being gay or black?

See, you have valid points, but on the other hand I can say drumpf.
GGEZ AMERITARDS BTFO

back2back world war champs soiboi

I'm an American who moved to Europe because America is a shit country. I can assure you they don't hate me; after all, my visa application was approved in under 12 hours.

I'd kill a thot just to able to live in america.

I asked you why minorities should even matter, illiterate weasel. Why should they? Most of America's violent crime is caused by a certain race of people.
Prove to me that I should care about non whites.

>green text exactly what I said
>post an image of a child
The libtard retort, ladies and gentlemen.

What, you think I live in the same neighborhood as gay niggers? What do you take me for?
>what's wrong with being gay or black?
I think we should ship them back to Europe and Africa respectively. They're insulting to my eyes.

>identifying yourself with your nation
So tell me, what use do you get out of a huge military that serves as tool for increasing the power of your country's elite? What use is a "rich nation" if the wealth is only as high because the richest are overproportionally rich. And "the pursuit of happiness being guaranteed" is a bad meme in a country with one of the lowest chances of social mobility, almost bordering to not being a meme but more of a cynical joke among righ people.

>he thinks americans understand words like "neoliberal"
i'd like to remind you that in mutt speak economic liberals are called conservatives and regulationists are called liebrals

We do hate you. You fat balls of lard all have the same greasy smell of unwashed ape. Fucking amerinigger mutt, go home

>post cringy "le we epic white crusaders will wipe unbased nonwhites from the face of the earth" comment
>expect a serious response
Imagine being this much of a faggot

Make me, fag. Your noodle arms aren't going to do SHIT.

>YOU WANNA THROW DOWN WITH A PATRIOT

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how is america worse than europe?

And where did those minds that made America great come from? Europe. America is Europe's bastard child. Never forget that Europe is the home of the white man. When America becomes third world all the whites will stay in Europe and the brain drain will reverse. America is a phantom of a country built on a house of cards. One day it will just be a few whites ruling over a brownish populace.

If their underunded and broken education system can't teach them the basics of politics and economy atleast I can try to get it through their thick skulls.

Being part of a group is great. As a friendless loser, patriotism is the only way I can fill my innate human desire to belong to something bigger than me.

What's that? I Couldn't hear you over the SOUND OF OUR MASSIVE GDP