Do you think you've ever made a girl wet? Or think a girl has ever masturbated to you?

Do you think you've ever made a girl wet? Or think a girl has ever masturbated to you?

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No. I'm ugly and never talk to anyone.

>Do you think you've ever made a girl wet? Or think a girl has ever masturbated to you?
No
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i really fucking doubt it
anyone who thinks otherwise is not a robot desu senpai

No. The fantasy is nice but no, definitely not. No girl has ever thought me attractive so no.

Yes to both. GG.

If there was a girl that fantasized about gang raped by everyone in the class in high school, then yeah probably.

What the original fuck is that leaking out of her vagina? Females are fucking disgusting.

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yes but only once and we were both shitface wobbling drunk. after the sex she avoided me completely like literally dodged me behind a curtain.

feels bad

yeah because she fapped on cam for me

no. she would have to have seriously bad taste

FOR you but possibly not TO you, but to thoughts of some Chad guy.

ass water

No, but I can make women really dry if I want.

It's lube. women get wet when they are turned on. also a faggot shouldn't be talking, you want to put your dick into a literal shit pipe

Yes, multiple times a week. I'm not even a Chad.

I mean, whatever helps you sleep at night man

Sleep? Me? Why would I care? Seems more like it's you bluepilling yourself, not me.

Im probably one of the biggest robots on this board and even Ive had women tell me that theyve masturbated to me.

No to both of them. Or I at least highly doubt it.

Maybe a couple and they were both pretty disabled but I talked to them.

>when you have so much cope you BECOME cope

Sure thing, Don Pedro.

not a chance. I'm not even normie tier, yet alone chad tier.

I wish I was female. So much.

I hooked up with a girl once and the next day she texted me and told me that she went out to her car on her lunch break and fingerblasted herself and soiled her panties for the rest of the day.

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Does "pissed herself because of me" count too?

(asking for a friend)

yes multiple times. Being a neet and a deep smooth but raspy voice has led to many a' times i've guided girls through masturbating and roleplaying with them through discord

It's satisfying but oftens leads to me ghosting them right after as I feel empty after I cum

Whats the source on this?
Would love to see more

>lol i can't allow myself to believe that anyone has good experiences because it would remind me of my shortcomings lmao xD

Nibba, if you really did experience those "good things", you wouldn't have to fight me over the fact that you did.
The fact that you are so insecure after what was a joke at first really proves that it really was very true.

Yes, I post my dick on Reddit and girls really like it

nigger.

if you really weren't so fucking serious about being bitter, you'd consider that maybe i wasn't the user the that made the comment in the first place, i was a 3rd party that wanted to point out your level of cope.

>hurr why are you replying if it wasnt u then
because it's a fucking message board and you're not even my real dad, put things in your ass pls.

>agry usage of derogatery term like "nigger"
>this much text
Sure thing, chad.

>>agry usage of derogatery term like "nigger"
providing contrast to your fucking zoomer limpwrist 'nibba' shit
>>this much text
>this much replying to me
go ahead, reply to me again faggot.

>y-y-you are still replying to me?
This is faggy but it works uniconically this time so I'll use it - no, you!

you failed that int check user.

Maybe, I'll never know.

yes, girls like the smell of cum. i had/have a brain injury i use to wake up during the night couldn't fall back asleep so i jerked off. i came into my boxers. a few girls at the hospital said i'm so wet, i smell sex to me.

No and no

Origano

this
i'd bet my life savings no woman has ever thought of me that way

Yup.

t. An ex-boyfriend to a couple girls

I seriously cant name a single woman who maybe would think about me like that.

What does this originally mean third world user?

>i smell sex to me

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>be me 17y/o
>have adult voice because puberty set in early
>work out a good bit and fight
>first day of school
>new girl walks into class
>me and her get told to stay behind after class
>be assigned as 'mentor' for the next week to her showing her the school etc
>the second she hears mentor she goes pink
>i get to be late to my classes to guide her to hers
>I walk her to her first class tell her how to get there etc
>she is trailing behind me
>I stop walking to let her catch up
>I look behind me
>she has her hand down her skirt with a hand full of tissues
>she looks up at me and runs to the men's toilet tripping and falling on her way
Ended up dating her all through six form and halfway through uni

>a few girls at the hospital said i'm so wet, i smell sex to me.
>a few girls at the hospital said, "I'm so wet, I smell sex" to me.

Fixed it for you user

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>early puberty
>ordered to be around a girl

These advantages are pure luck. You could "be yourself" forever but if you didn't get these lucky breaks you would have been alone.

Looks hot man. I'd love to fucking lick her dry. She's obviously hornet as fuck and that's what she wants. I'd love to give her the pleasure she craves that's making her so horney

Any girl I've talked to on the phone more than twice has masturbated to me. Starting in 9th grade the women teachers would constantly call on me to read out loud and I started noticing their nipples would get erect

I agree I was not a slob I went to the gym a lot and did a lot of boxing (had to stop because of injury) . But I had sex, dated and kissed girls before then not out of luck but out of flirting and working on myself to the point that I am attractive do it yourslef and stop bitching about genetics. I was bullied all my life and abused as a kid. I ate till i felt happy. I got my shit together at 14. Women want love they don't want to be stuck with a disgusting lazy slob

>stop worrying about all the advantages you don't have. just keep trying and failing
eat shit normie

What injury? Are you a cripple?

>tfw this dont even give a boner
>tfw no face

i played with a girls boob for an hour yesterday, then fingered her for a half hour, teasing her. Then when she finally came she said it was the most intense orgasm she had all year. She was pretty wet desu.

Wow, I've never seen a pussy from that angle, I can0t believe I haven't though. Thanks OP

>get soaking wet even with very mild stuff

This is so much worst than you guys having a boner.

Broke my ankle and jaw from fighting I'd still do it if I could take it

cry me a river from your pussy

I've seen them do it, and seen evidence I've made girls wet. I'm still a virgin though.

One time a girl messaged me pictures of her pussy and said that she'd gotten that wet just from thinking about me and hadn't even touched herself yet.

this is called 'hands-free orgasm'. search it on pornhub, it's the hottest shit ever.

explain one of these rolelay scenarios. have no clue how online sex works.

yeah I am pretty sure the girl who had a big crush in me did

I had a girl over last night after matching with her an hour before and we were naked within the first 30 seconds of her being there. I think that counts.

>inb4 larping accusations

>one of the biggest robots on the board
>actually talks to women

Yes, my gf.
It's not even hard.

Isn't she just peeing desu?
Why am I getting a boner oh g-d not, what the heck, I am not a degenerate I swear!

>That is a lot of text to you.
Reed a book, nigger.

Possibly, as two 3/10s have had crushes on me and made it known to me. I'm surely not far above a 4/10 myself, so that very well could be the be the best I can do.

Working out isn't a given advantage.
You are almost as bad as the fat-acceptance cunts.

I mean it's not rare at all
That's how my Tinder matches went
Friday nights in college towns are a hell of a thing

I once made my mother wet.

She saw me and started sobbing.

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Depressing if true.

no and no
>girls cant fantasize about you if they don't even know you exist

one of the cutest things ive ever heard.

getting the results you got from working out is a given advantage. Early puberty. You said it yourself.

You know how you leak a bit when horny? Pre-cum? Yeah, girls do that too in their own way. Not piss. It's just their body self-lubricating.

if a girl faps to me,she must be fucking retarded

For some reason I thought her legs and ass were two penises touching at first.
That's not a good sign.

If they're insane and desperate, probably. That or they just like ugly lads.

when i still worked with my girlfriend she was sitting down eating lunch in the break room and i walked in, stood behind her and chatted with the person across from her for a bit. when i turned and walked away i took one finger and slid it flat across her back, running shoulder to shoulder whole no one was looking. she shuddered a bit and told me later that it surprised her and made her wet.

>do you think
I know so.

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Lost weight, got fit and picked up this 10/10 girl who was way out of my league lol

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Lost my v-card and first kiss to her but played the role of Chad to make it seem like I wasn't a khv

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Long story short, I did everything under the blue moon with her... She was too good to be true as it turns out she was legit insane and I couldn't put up with her so I ditched her. Although I live my life in utter fear as she said she'll 'get me' - probably cos no one has ever turned her down. Happiness isn't in women lads, it's being content with yourself and who you are. Bitches are overvalued and having got with a 10/10 I assure you, although it boosted my confidence, my happiness hasn't improved.

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LOL no
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No and no. Feels bad, man.

Have made a girl wet during sex, however no girl has probably ever masturbated to me.

Sauce?

need a good wank

Fuck off chad. this place is for robots only REEEEEEEE

Lol I'm not a Chad, do you think a Chad would be lurking on this God awful site. I'm no more than a 7/10 and that's after 6 months of starving/hitting gym.

can never tell exactly but im positive on two instances in my life and fairly certain it's happened more than once. not very exciting story though

This is so fucking disgusting. It's fucking bodily fluids, it is only fine during sex/the moment because of the circumstance.

Women are so fucking gross jesus

>Horny
Yes, I chatted dirty with a milf
>Wet
I once fucked a escort and she had an orgasm so yes, but otherwise I'm not sure
>Masturbated to me
I don't know. Possibly.

Yes, I've also cucked Vyro with a Girl that he liked, felt good felt real fucking good. Best part is that she was raped earlier in life so she feels like she couldn't say no to our lewd session. Ah whores.

How could stories about women masturbating to you not be exciting you fuck

At least three women have for sure to the point of climaxing but I've only had sex once :)

the two times i mentioned for sure were just girls that were really wild and party lifestyle. the other times are just word of mouth ive heard

I always make my mom's eyes wet

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Yes, I am into findom. I was in an online session with her and kept sending $100, I sent $500 and she sent me a picture of a huge wet mark on her bed in the shapes of her thighs.