You're supposed to shoot your semen into a bunch of paper like this

>not cuming in a sock

>memeskin
Die Juden took mine when I was a baby.

The hell is a foreskin

>Go in bathroom
>Decide if I want to sit or stand up
>Masturbate
>Flush the toilet

Littlerally 0 cleaning to be done, and my phone's screen looks better than my monitor.

You're actually supposed to cum in a pussy

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I have a really hard time cumming ever since I started paxil.

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Oh yeah I forgot that most Americans are cut, I guess this is the only reason I could never give mine up, I wouldn't really give a fuck about it not being sensitive or anything, it's not like it will ever get close to a woman anyway, and keeping cum in your foreskin is pretty comfy.

Nothing even comes out anymore.

Fuck that shit, wasting effort on carefully catching cum instead of jacking off like a madman all the way through and past orgasm and letting the cum fly wherever it will takes away from your maximum pleasure capabilities. Cumming into tissues is cucking your own orgasms

Wrong, that technique makes your dick extremely smelly. You put a tissue down on your stomach or in front of you and cum onto it.

>it will ever get close to a woman anyway
If you aren't writhing around in ecstasy and moaning and having full body orgasms, you're doing it wrong. The only real one-up they have on men is no refractory period. If you haven't been jewed and you're still cumming weak it's your own fault for not figuring out how to masturbate properly

How do you masturbate properly? I never have experienced "full body orgasm."

Just edge for 3-4 hours.
And keep going till your body gives out and cums a swimming pool worth of cum.

Mine always attract ants after a few days

you got som gay as ants bruv

ever since I started taking the hormones nothing really comes out when I orgasm

Ejaculate onto your torso. Either wipe it off with a tissue or eat it.

>be me
>9 or ten
>try porn
>instanterection.exe
>know what cum is
>fap
>why no cum?
> childrem cant cum
advice to all youngins. start early

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woah i thought i was the only one that did this
used to do this in high school but not anymore

There's no aiming involved
With this method you don't do anything different with your masturbating hand than if you don't use paper.

It's easier to just hold the paper in front of the dong

That's pathetically cute user

oh I'm glad you enjoy it owo

You're supposed to shoot it in your wife during missionary in order to get her pregnant. Anything else is a sin, user.

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But she has a copper IUD and cant get pregnant even after about 1000 trys.

Take it out immediately and try again.

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Im thinking we are going to have to. Its expiring in just a few months. We might accidently get pregnant then. She also wants me to get snipped but that sounds scary

Some human tells you what God thinks and you just trust them? What if I told you God has a different opinion, would you just trust it because I said that it came from God?

Good point! Then you can shave your balls while you cum. Why haven't I thought of this before?

Socks are convenient. I actually use white socks exclusively for cumming in, and only wear black socks. I'll jack off into a white sock and I have my laundry basket positioned so that I can hurl the sock into it from my bed without getting up. This system has served me well for many years. I am a very special boy

But it's more convenient with paper

Anyone else wrap his dick in a tissue like a burrito after cumming to avoid dripping all over your underwear/sheets?

just use a dirty tshirt. youre gonna clean it in the wash anyway right?

>youre gonna clean it in the wash anyway right?

no why in the world would you want to do that

sasuga Jow Forums sasuga......

I accidentally gave myself an orgasm in class as a 10 year old by rubbing my legs together. No cum

Just milk it

i have the cum go onto the place inbetween by belly and my dick and let is sit there before wiping it off

>not just cumming on your stomach and letting it get crusty
and i thought you guys were actually degenerate

Last night, I had a lucid dream right, so i decided to facefugg a girl right? And i actually came irl, but it was weird just like a single small spurt, then it stopped. it actually feels better than jacking somehow. I can't explain it, but it's definitely a degenerate lifehack. Never experienced something like that before.

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