Lets be honest. We'd all be sorted in Hufflepuff because we're fucking losers

Lets be honest. We'd all be sorted in Hufflepuff because we're fucking losers

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I could see robots in every house except for gryffindor desu

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pffft. Speak for yourself. I took the pottermore test and got based Slytherin. I'm not ever a fan of Harry Potter anymore, ever since people made it political. I loved it as a kid, though. But i've only seen the movies. Will reading the books bring back the magic one last time?

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im definitely Ravenclaw or maybe Slytherin but prob Ravenclaw

oh heck yeah the books are goood and you have like 11 fat books to read

chad was sorted into hufflepuff, the guy that cucked harry potter. cederic i think his name was. described as very handsome in the book

robots would be classified into ravenclaw since most are nerds, and they wouldnt be able to get into ravenclaw clubhouse cuz they cant solve the entry puzzle

I'm a Hufflepuff because I'm loyal.

im hanging out with the big tiddy goth gfs at Ravenclaw, son

This, mostly hufflepuff with some slytherin and a few ravenclaws here and there, but no chaddindors

I uhh actually wouldn't mind being a Hufflepuff..

I'd be 100% slytherin though

>implying a real robot would be accepted into Hogwarts to begin with

A robot lacks the social skills and ambition to survive in that type of environment. The sorting hat would instantly realize that the robot had no place in Hogwarts, or anywhere for that matter, and refuse to assign him a house

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>goth
>ravenclaw
Nah all the goth honeys are in based Slytherin with me

Kelly is CLAIMED for Ravenclaw

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>chad was sorted into hufflepuff
Shy chad becoming the champion of our house and being the only one of them who ever mattered to anyone just makes it more like Jow Forums

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take the test niggas. don't just guess

nah boi, Ravenclaw has the true goth big tiddy gfs. youve got Stacey though

i would be a muggle

yeah true, we got smol tiddy goths

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NOOOO THOSE ARE THE BEST ONES! give them back

I'm the most Slytherin creature to ever have existed, thanks.
There's seven. They're shitty but too comfy to not like anyway.

smol tiddy MOMMY hips goth gf is top tier

I think he's including the nu-potter books

i said "like" i dont actually remember. but they are top tier comfy reads

exactly
nah boi. have fun with your nerd friends. Ravenclaw crest is an eagle. Shouldn't it be a raven? shows how smart you fags are.

We'd also all be sorted into Puckwudgie

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nooo i wanna be a Slytherin Chad ;_;

give her paler skin, blue eyes and dyed red hair and shes perfect.

For each of the four founders had
A house in which they might

Take only those they wanted, so,
For instance, Slytherin
Took only pure-blood wizards
Of great cunning just like him.

And only those of sharpest mind
Were taught by Ravenclaw
While the bravest and the boldest
Went to daring Gryffindor.

Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest
and taught them all she knew,

nope, I got thunderbird. get rekt. Not that I know the significance of that, never read the books.

i am so triggered right now by these no smol tiddy MOMMY hips goth gf feels

this test sucks, it relies on weird associations.

silence! that hat knows all

we'd all be sorted into bear glove, wouldn't we

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How do you make it political? unless you're talking about the author of the series being a retard on Twitter.

>unless you're talking about the author of the series being a retard on Twitter.
Yes, mostly that. But also a lot of fans that have to use pop culture like Harry Potter and Star Wars to make some kind of political point. Hurr Durr Drumpf is Voldemort!! stuff like that.
I'd be fine with Bearglove. Looks based.

Damn I just took this test and even got hufflepuff. I thought for sure from my answers that I would be ravenclaw or slytherin.

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>Bearglove
>For the commanding man
nah
>Wolfthorn
>For nocturnal creatures
that sounds more like me

Wolfthorn for me

so

bearglove = griffyndor
foxcrest = slytherin
hawkridge = ravenclawn
wolfthorn = hufflepuff

is that accurate

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bearglove and hawkridge seem dead on, but I would switch the animals. The titles above work but I think Slytherin would be wolves and hufflepuff would be foxes. Idk, could go either way

>Go to take it myself
>You have to make an account for a Harry Potter buzzfeed quiz

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Here is how I see it:

Foxcrest = Gryffindor
Hawkridge = Ravenclaw
Bearglove = Hufflepuff
Wolfthorn = Slytherin

I think it makes sense that Foxcrest and Wolfthorn represent Gryffindor and Slytherin because the houses have a sort of rivalry, but are also weirdly similar. Foxcrest reminds me of Gryffindor because it just sounds noble and official, like a coat of arms.

Holy shit, just realized the star fox 64 team could make good houses

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>online tests put me in hufflepuff
>pottermore put me in ravenclaw

Yeah its really gay but I did it anyway. You can also find out what your patronus and wand is. I got a sparrow. kinda lame but it can fly

I took the pottermore test and got Ravenclaw

hatsatrat

I just took the pottermore test and got Ravenclaw, and my patronus is a fucking Rottweiler lmao

Pottermore put me in slytherin, wampus, and gave me a piebald mare as a patronus. What did Rowling mean by this?

I probably wouldn't even be sent to Hogwart's. They'd reject me for being too weird

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so far, I got Slytherin, a sparrow patronus, and I got this chode wand. I'm okay with it though. It's stubby but it suits me

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Its the movement of the wand that matters user, not the size

I guess you're right. I'm a manlet so i'm kinda glad my wand would fit my size. I would look ridiculous with a 15 inch wand

Took a test at like age 6 and got Gryffindor, then took it at 11 like you're supposed to and got Hufflepuff.

>took it at 11 like you're supposed to
I took it at 21. Does Hogwarts have a special ed program?

Fun fact, the hufflepuff common room is in the hogwarts basement

>no one here as gotten gryffindor from the official quiz yet
wew

the slytherin common room is hidden in the dungeon, and the windows look into the lake where a squid swims around

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looks comfy. i would only envy towerfags in the winter when everything gets all snowy

looks very bioshock-esque now that I think about it
Yeah, I do like the snow.

I got Gryffindor last time I took the full, unofficial Pottermore test.

Seems like the neatest one but I always wondered if the merpeople came to scare the students. They probably can't get through the barrier.

I thought it was on the first floor near the library?

No you wouldn't. It will get cold as fuck up there during winter, while your underground cave will contain a temperature that will remain nearly constant throughout the year.

Thank god harry potter is over with

>implying Harry Potter will ever be over
JK Rowling isn't dead yet

I just got the phone game. It's not that bad. Normally I hate this kinda stuff but this actually has a story so i'm not hating it

Can confirm since I am Hufflepuff

Is slytherin Jow Forums: the house?

Jow Forums as slytherin and Jow Forums as hufflepuff make sense. the real question is, which boards would be ravenclaw and gryffindor?

pIease read another book

>hufflepuff aka friendliness: the house
>r9k
No.

I would be a Slytherin because I'm a racist loser with an ego.

I do read other books. I just enjoy the world this book presents. It's fun

>reading Harry Potter means it's not possible to read other books

probably Jow Forums for gryffindor even though they're full of actual faggots

Ravenclaw = /lit/

>they're full of actual faggots
So definitely Gryffindor. Zing!

I guess /lit/ and/or /sci/ could be Ravenclaw? I think each "house" would comprise multiple boards. Which house would /x/ get placed into?

>Imblying hufflebluff isnt seceretly the house of chads

They get up to so many NSFW shenanigans that they were barely every mentioned because it would be too innapropriate. They constantly party and fuck the hottest girls in every house

T. Went to hogwarts.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS NOT FAIR
I WANT A QT RAVENCLAW GF NOT SOME FAT HUFFLEPUFF PIG

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can one of you faggots post a fucking quiz/game/whatever the fuck it is link?

Its in the OP are you fucking dense, google pottermore and grow a fucking brain you inbred carrot smasher

hufflepuff has a stupid name, stupid shield and stupid mascot. Looks perfect for me

I took the time magazine one and got slytherin as my most likely house, gryffindor second, raven claw third and hufflepuff fourth.

where's the link to test? there are tons of them.

>google pottermore
If you can't do this you don't belong at Hogwarts

>took the test for my Harry Potter obsessed friend like a year ago
>mfw remember I'm a Gryffinchad
Later losers, I'll be back after I fuck every qt in Hogwarts

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wow the first gryffinchad congrats.
i'm sorry fren.

Wasnt it proven that test just goes off birthdays? Or was it birthdays and color?

>the rest
Oof. I really should be a Ravenclaw but the test gave me Hufflepuff.

>ywn have a qt ravenclaw gf to keep you company into the late hours of the night besides the fireplace in your comfy library common room
OUCH!

>Wasnt it proven that test just goes off birthdays? Or was it birthdays and color?
no idea. does anyone has a source on this? It wouldn't surprise me if that's how it works.

someone was able to compile all the questions into one test, so i don't think so

>harry potter
lol i know, drumpf is literally voldemord!

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fucking great, even in fantasy world i'd be pathetic nerd.

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>If you cant do this you dont belong at Hogwarts
This might surprise you but hogwarts isnt real and sounds like a STD

this is why I don't like to admit I enjoy harry potter. the fanbase is lefty central
better than hufflepuff.

You shouldn't like admitting you like it because it's a children's series and you're over the age of 18

>sounds like a STD
I audibly kek'd

Hog + warts, not a good combination.