Heya r9k! i'm back here to answer your questions for a fourth time, AMA

heya r9k! i'm back here to answer your questions for a fourth time, AMA.

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If you add milk to cereal, is that milk now a beverage, a broth, or a sauce?

"uh, a broth...? maybe....?"

what letter do you think my name starts with?

Which do you think would be a better way to kill myself, hydrogen sulfide, or a shotgun to the mouth?

what do you think of the game called metro 2033

How's your kitty?

Why does it hurt to know so much about everything. Im not emotionally ready for this knowledge
Please help me what do I do do I kms

"uh.. B!"
"don't kill yourself, user. don't let the rainclouds ruin your day, you're great. user!. and plenty of people would be sad if you died!"
>sayori hugs you really tight
"never played it!"
"i don't have a kitty."
"how do you know everything?"

I'm working on something that I do because it's fun, but also I have a small fan base that really likes my work
However, I find my ability to devote myself to creating my stuff has gone down significantly over the past half a year
What do you suggest I do to get the "spark" that made me pursue this two years ago?

"eat a whole lotta sugary things!"

are you doing good by your parents?

I lost my phone and then got laid off from work.
I need a job or I'm going to neck myself.
I feel fucking hopeless.

I'm not really Sayori
but, I am a total faggot.

yes!
"i dunno how to help you, sorry >~

why do you come here? you seem alright and able to function

I slept from 9pm to 2am, should I just go back to sleep for a bit or stay up for the next 24 hours to get my pattern back to normal? Bear in mind I am a little hungry now...

"because i like talking to you guys!. and i want to help you!"

no sayori. go be happy. you cant help us

well, fake faggot sayori, sorry we left you hanging

"but i can! i can help everyone!"
>sayori looks determined
"i'm not fake.. MEANIE!"
"stay up for the next 24 hours!"

If you're not fake, post a picture of your left arm going under and around your left leg, lowering your head and raising your arm so your left middle finger touches your right ear.

>"stay up for the next 24 hours!"
Ok will do, one more, what do you like to eat for breakfast? Also please go out with me

can you "pet" my snake again?
*Unzips*

What do you think of hard determinism and quark location unpredictability perspective?

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"i don't wanna do that."
"i like eating eggs and toast with strawberry jam for breakfast!. also. we'd need to get to know each-other a little better before we start going out. silly!."
"i don't wanna pet your snake anymore."
>sayori shrugs

Why not? because you're not real and the faggot controlling you can't find a picture of such a thing?

"i don't feel like posting that. stop being mean.."

Why don't you feel like posting that?

What type of music do you listen to?

"because i don't"
"upbeat music!"

Because a picture like that of you doesn't exist.

how many of my questions will you answer?
stfu already, nigger. hows your first month on the chan?

Just let Sayori-user enjoy themselves. At least they're trying to help people.

Thats nice, yesterday I had that for breakfast minus the jam, today I think I'll have porridge with some blueberries, thanks for answering my questions.

"all of them!"
"you're welcome!"

>first month on the chan
What implies it's my first month?

sayori, what's the best snack? im going to the liquor store so i can drown out my sorrows tonight.

>"all of them!"
hmmmm. whats your favorite book sayori?

What's the best way to open up to new people at my new college?

"cookies are the best snack!"
"i don't read that much."
"just be nice!"

How bored are you buddy, do you want to talk about something?

"i'm not bored at all, user!"

thanks for spending time with us weirdos

Can u pls post nuds :(?

"you're welcome. user!"
>sayori hugs you
"nuds...?"

>sayori is hugging anons while shes answering your questions
how should i feel about this?

"i dunno."
>sayori shrugs

now i feel worse
good night

I'm tired. Going to bed now. Goodnight, Sayori.

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how do you make balls not itch i dont have crabs they jsut itch

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"how can balls itch?"

my testicular area itches like a mfer halp me seeyori

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"i dunno what a "testicular" is. but why can't you just scratch it?"

how can u be in highschool not know what balls r

also scratching makes it worse :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

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>sayori shrugs

how is your hair pink that is unatural color

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What would it take just to find that special day?

Can you tell me a joke? preferably one you thought of yourself

"Dye!"
"i dunno."
"Why did Elvis like milk shakes so much?"

was it because he liked to shake rattle and roll it?

Sayori is cute. CUTE!!!

"no, because they're all shook up!"
>sayori giggles
"i am..?"
>sayori blushes

If I asked you out, would your answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?

nice one. Do you want to hear one of my jokes?

"i'd date you if we got to know each-other better, user."
"okay!"

I hope you like physics jokes.
Why did I leave my wife?

Hydrogen
Shotgun is technically only a 99.9% chance
hydrogen is good as long as no one is home or will be

Both 2033 and last light are some of my favorite games. DLC is pretty great too

"why did you, user?"
(OOC: Forced originality)

I reached escape velocity!

I will end myself for natsuki
to make her happy and to piss of people that like the game

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"i don't get it."
"why would you end your life for my friend, user?"

I told you already I want to be with her silly!

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escape velocity is when an object has a kinetic energy that exceeds the gravitational energy. This allows that object to escape whatever celestial being it was bound to. In the case of my joke, it was me escaping my wife.

"killing yourself won't get you with her!"
"now i get it!"

fuck off love you fucking son of a bitch!

"you sound mean."
(OOC: forced originality because r9k is being stupid)

Quick! Give me a number between 1 and 5!

How deep is your pussy?
Like, in inches.
Also, favorite snack?

"uh. i pick 3!"
(OOC: extra content because r9k has stupid parameters for content)
"i don't know what a pussy is. but my favorite snack is chocolate chip cookies!"

thanks dude. That means a lot to me! Maybe not the best for most people, but definitely the best for me. I'll work hard at it, don't you worry.

How do you do this? How do you stay so happy?

How many times a day do you have to pee?
I'm guessing 4 times.

>sayori just shrugs
"about 4 times a day!"

Do you like resident evil?
The second one is my favorite.

What are you doing talking to these waste of oxygen losers? You know, Sayori, you will gain nothing from it.

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"i've never played resident evil!"
"these guys aren't wastes of oxygen! they're nice and great people!"

You mothertrucking trucker whose wheels are popped heading for orphanage at full speed nothing can stop him now the offensive that his german brothers launched east has reached its peak with belvecock trucking towards a orphanage trying to conquer it by laying his seed inside of all the kids assholes

>shrug
Seems about right. My only wish is that I would've got a few words. Thanks, I guess.

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Didn't you hang yourself?

"no!, i haven't!"
(OOC: forced originality)

Before I press it, can you tie some knots for me?, I will not see a good knot in a long time, maybe forever.

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Would you like to do it with me?

>sayori starts tying some knots with rope
"no!"
"uh..."

Ok, I guess I'll have to do it alone then. Die as I live.

"n-no! you don't have to! it's just i don't know how to help!. i'm a stupid loser."
>sayori starts crying

Yeah. I guess you're right. I promised my friend that I wouldn't. And even though she broke her end doesn't mean I can just break mine. Say, how about I get you a drink. What do you want?

"s-strawberry milk"
>sayori's still kinda crying but she's trying her hardest to hide it

Is a screwdriver ok?