You must be user, I'm Katerina, your new doctor. Have a seat

> You must be user, I'm Katerina, your new doctor. Have a seat.
w-what do!??!

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Aye, before we continue...

Now why did I need "daily check-ups"?

The agent didn't notify me beforehand that this was required.

That doesnt even look like a labcoat

After close inspection, I believe you may be correct. Is this woman lying to us?

>Yes, m'lady. I'll do anything you command with haste!

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> *lists paranoia as one of your diagnosis*
w-whjat do!!??!

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Sue her for false advertisement and scam

>w-what do!??!
Tell her that her blouse is undone.

She isn't even wearing a blouse

This is unironically how the main doctor looking after my 98 year old grandmother in palliative care looked like.

Have dying grandmother next to me and the sexy blonde doctor is talking to me and I am just staring into her eyes beautiful blue eyes imagining us smashing. Pretty lol.

ask her for pain killers because to day i try to use a knife to extract the alien that the cia put in my eyes

My proctologist is about that hot. Feels good.
I mean, it feels bad to ass problems.

>yeah doc I'm getting weird black and sometimes a bit of white shits
>here let me show you
>PLLHRRBBLLLBP
>take off my pants and show her the putrid mess

> maintains eye contact the whole time
Is that all you got?

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listen lady, im only here for the monthly check up. lets just get this over with, i have to get back to fortnite

shouldn't there be a stethoscope right
*touches chest*
here?

Good thing I can't make eye contact with people. I'm okay with lizards though. They're better than people.

Her macbook is missing its logo. I think there may be some professional shooping going on...

> *adds video game addiction to diagnosis*

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>bends over
Ready for my prostate exam miss!

pic of eye or youre lying

let me put babies in you, doctor.

if you don't you're antisemitic

Why the fuck who'd a man want a female doctor? She may have studied nuts but only a male doctor will truly understand testicle problems. Also getting a prostate exam from a dude is better. Men are just better when it comes to your life.

Do you guys let your mothers make doctor appointments for you

You choose your doctor