How do I get an Australian girlfriend?

Please love me Mommy

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Fuck off cunny canada is the adopted child whilst us anzac bros are the true product of a good colonization

Lol all your people descend from criminals so vile they couldn't be kept in Great Britain

and Great Britain fucking fought wars for our land. They just came and used your island as a human toilet

If you post more high quality leafgirl porn I'll consider it.

half those niggas were deported for stealing loaves of bread.

NZ instead of AU but the Maori fucked shit up, they had their own trench warfare and all sorts of shit.

Shitpost irl

Lol it worked didnt it?

your coat of arms is a fucking kangaroo and an emu and your motto is two words long and one of those words is the same as the name of your disgusting country

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>when
you mean where
clearly time and space is a difficult concept for you

If you cut yourself off from North America (taking Alaska of course, but ethnic genociding the Americans there) and float to the south Pacific I'll consider appreciating Canada.

The question isn't where will he find an Aussie GF but when.

And? Its a coat of arms you fuck head

You know you're trash and always will be.

Don't listen to him, he's just jealous his dad (country) doesn't love him and that he got rid of the cool union jack in the corner for a fucking leaf.

Yeah, we'd rather have a leaf than a union jack, That shows you how much the union jack is lame and boring. The only provinces that kept it are Manitoba and Ontario and they get laughed at every time they show their flag

The Dominion flag was cooler and you know it

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Why would you want one?

it's so fucking boring and generic! Australia only keeps it because they're too weak, and New Zealand wanted to change it until their idiot population won by 6% and they decided to keep it.

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I would like to see the Kiwis adopt the fern flag with the union jack, I think that could work. Your current flag is just a bog standard tricolour with slightly off proportions and a leaf, I agree that the coat of arms is boring but the red is beautiful, there isn't a single union jack flag with it right now and something great could be made of it.

The tricolor is not "slightly off proportions", it's just different proportions altogether. it's 1/4 red, 2/4 white and another 1/4 red. But yeah, I agree the Dominion flag was beautiful (still less than our current one) but boring

It's just Peru though. I mean it isn't the boring ass sort of Chad/Lithuania style one but it could do with more interesting things happening. Not enough flags embrace crosses.

but crosses aren't apart of every country's history, and even if it is it doesn't mean it's apart of the country's present

And neither are the same fucking tricolour fucking everywhere

What do you want me to tell you, tricolors are more popular than crosses, so what

I hate tricolours. They're the worst thing to ever happen to flag design, it's all that fucker Napoleon's fault. It replaces interesting nuance and symbolism with three different colours and inevitably one of those is red for "the blood of the people"

Yeah I agree they're boring and often lead to resembling flags (France, Russia, Netherlands and Belgium and Germany) but I mean it's just flags don't take it so seriously

Trust me you don't want one

Ye but there's art there mate. It represents a nation, it shouldn't have to be so boring.

I mean countries with tricolors ARE often boring...

I mean pure tricolors, like Italy and Romania