Got $300K in inheritance

>got $300K in inheritance
later virgins, I'm rich, set for life, and girls will love me

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Finally a story with a happy ending

Curse you. (seriously though have fun)

>$300K in inheritance
>set for life

Good luck living off somewhere between $430 and $520 per month.

>Love you
Just like money, you've got a lot of jokes

hi brandon

>implying
I'm gonna spend $100K however the fuck I want these next few years and then invest the rest in whatever crypto Jow Forums recommends next year, I'm basically guaranteed to coast through life now

Many of those won't increase a lot

Christ I'm so fucking jelly. My friends dad died and he got half a million.

Noice b&

Buy Dogecoin

Are you trying to tell me g is better than biz for crypto?

either way with 300k you'll never have to work again if you have half a brain

got a lot more lmao

Jow Forums has actual people well versed in crypto and the trends, Jow Forums is just full of memers who post NOOOOOOOO wojaks whenever their memecoin tanks

Enjoy being broke in 5 years. Don't quit your day job.

learn to trade forex user. I've read it is not that hard
Good luck

>crypto
Might want to invest in a time machine first.

I made a lot of money on biz last year but noticed by January this year it was complete shit, good looks senpai

Something similar happen to me.
my dad died in 2010 and left me 30k to split between my disabled brother and myself.
starting in 2011-2013, i invested nearly half of it into bitcoin and made quite a bit of money but eventually the government got involved and thought i was either a drug dealer/mule or working with some drug cartel operation and they seized all of my (well OUR) money and made me accept a plea deal so that i wouldn't have a criminal record for the rest of my life but inheriting that money was the worst thing that happen in my life.

cool larp dude

>not even a millionaire
>thinks he is rich.

Not OP but I've read it's almost impossible to reliably beat the index.

>not hiring a jew lawyer

Don't believe you for a second

I cant wait until you fail and lose the cocky attitude

hah fuck you neet I'll earn my first $1 million when I hit 60

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Hi timothy

I make nearly 300k as my yearly salary, who's the virgin now?