Ask a teacher at an all girls private boarding school anything

Maybe I should be more familiar with Internet nomenclature.

I only rembered because I live in Abingdon. I still can't work out your school though

I'm glad I post these on Jow Forums and not /b/ or I would have the full force of Internet autism tracking me down.

how do you hide your boners

So its this one right?
headington.org/

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You learn to get used to the skirts and gym kits but the low key flirting and probably deliberate cleavage showing can be a challenge.

"Fun and stimulating to be at"

In other words, a clambake

Whats a clambake

Female version of a sausagefest

I love you Briteacher!

Must be this one because OP stopped replying

I can't really see your identity getting stolen from saying that you work at a school.
I'm local to the area. It is that one

I’m professor at a University in a mostly feminine discipline and I can relate to that ; cleavage showing is cool but it is a challenge. I’m pretty sure these ladies have fun with it an with low key flirting...

headington.org/about-us/staff-and-governors/senior-school-staff

It's more people being dicks and contacting the school about me, not that I've done anything illegal but these threads have included some pretty disreputable thoughts.

>anons unironically trying to find another user’s identity
You know how Anonymous works, right? Any user with a Brit flag (with VPN for ex.) who followed the story "Briteacher in girls only school" can continue to write the story.
I don’t understand how you can take it seriously, this looks too much like a hentai plot.

Good luck trying to figure out which staff it is. If they're even staff at all. For all you know the person posting this could be a mouth breather hanging outside the school fence. Or one of the socially awkward girls that don't have friends.

At least yours are all legal. Although that might make the temptation all the more strong.

I guess so. Sorry about mentioning anything
I'm not trying to find his identity. I just think it's strange that a person so close to me posts on the same international board as me.

You know what's strange? Spotted dick. What's up with that

One of many food oddities to come out of our fair Isle. Personally not a fan because I dislike currents. It's kind of like Victoria sponge with added FRUIT. Toad in the Hole is far superior when it comes to weird but wholesome English stuff.

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Je t'aime aussi my froggie friend.

There are so many strange food items from this country. I'm still confused why people laugh at beans on toast.

>please don't give me a failing grade, professor; i'll do anything you ask :*
what do you do?

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is that the one with a egg in a hole in a bread roll?

It's sausages, mixed vegetables and Yorkshire pudding batter. Great to make with roast leftovers

Totally thought it was fried egg in a bread hole. I learn something new every day

I know right. Americans have ghastly stuff like twinkles and grits, they have no right to judge others weird food.

What are some other weird British foods?

Black pudding
Rice Pudding
Haggis
Bread and Butter pudding

Anything I'm forgetting?

I thought that was bubble & squeak

Toast sandwich perhaps?
That's similar but has potato and not sausages

Buddle and squeak is just leftover veg made into patties and baked or fried. Often eaten with cold meats.

Oh eel pie as well but I have never eaten that

Tell her that she's way outside of uniform regulations.

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lambs fry
highland oysters
scrumpy
bangers and mash
that oatmeal and meat mince monstrosity I can't remember the name of

Oh god jellied eels are awful. Makes me feel sorry for Victorian eastenders more than all the poverty does.

A discussion of the eccentricity of English cuisine is definitely not what I expected this thread to turn into.

spotted dick, man, spotted dick

I feel ill just thinking about them
Well it is a random board

Yes it is.

Beans on toast is also a specialty of "Vendée", one of France’s regions. It is called "mogettes grillées", it would be "toasted beens" (mogettes are local beens).

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they look like mogettes all right

Then prepare yourself for the make-up exam.

If you did everything I asked in the first place, you wouldn't have a failing grade.

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You ever teach at a mixed or boys-only school? Compare and contrast?

>all on dainty little pieces of bread

You couldn't get more French could you

Why do you keep making these threads

he's having a hard time hiding his boner

Well I haven't posted one since January so I don't think I "keep" posting them. Jow Forums is always a good place to vent and talk about your perverted thoughts . I find it quite cathartic.

What's the worst/best experience you've had of stuff like that?

Have you ever asked other teachers or superiors why is it a girl-only school but there can be male teachers?
Would love to know their reactions.

What lesson do you teach?

I taught at a really awful mixed state school in South London for a while as part of my training so anythings preferable to that shitshow.

I would say that boys and girls definitely have different optimal ways of learning. Also bullying with boys is a lot more physical but also a lot more open and honest than with girls. Boys reconcile more easily after arguments than girls, who can keep their bitchy passive aggressive feuds going all term.

I find that it being all girls actually improves things in that regard. There's less competition and arguments, which in a mixed environment are often over boys.

are you the same guy from the other thread a few months back?

>grits
>ghastly
It's just ground cornmeal.

History

Yeah. Last time I posted was in, January but I did a few other threads last year.

I'm not sure how things are in Portugal but over here it's quite normal. I have friends that went to all boys schools and had female teachers.

Basically the headmistress told me when I first came in for an interview that it's to stop the girls school lives from being so female dominated and to provide them with responsible and respectable male role models. Male teachers also seem to be a bit better at providing authority and discipline.

you posted this exact fucking thread and reply last year, fuck you

Do you have good authority over them?
Are you a good teacher?

How much have you grown to hate girls during your tenure there?

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Why would my answers to that question change over the last few minutes months?

I like to think so. I've certainly never had any problems controlling classes and I enjoy my job. I've received positive feedback from other staff and some parents have told me that their daughters think highly of me.

I'm not really sure how to measure it but that all seems like good stuff.

I can post the story of how I made my 9yo niece squirt but this thread is not about that.
OP keep posting.

I don’t want to talk about it

Ask a le dank forced faceposter anything.

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seems she passed the "make-up" """""""""exam"""""""""

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Fuck you.
You mentioned it, now you post it.

What kind of history do you teach? What eras, and any stylistic changes from what you'd teach to a mixed class?

are that spain user where I said you were pretty cool and other people would be jealous of you,?

W..what happened...

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Pretty much nothing, don’t worry for me.

I'm not worried.... Just interested....

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