Body hygiene

good to know I'm not weird for sniffing my wifes armpits then

Fragrances are great. There are few enough meaningful reasons to drag your ass out of bed in the morning. Get some great body washes, shampoos, shaving creams and colognes to start your day. Just don't overdo it.

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Schlomo! What have they done to you ;_;

My opinion is that you can usually tell if a person is right wing by how hygienic they are. and I don't mean how they keep their hair or if they have a beard. I'm talking about if they stink. Are their clothes clean? Do they bathe and brush their teeth everyday? There's something with lefties and being filthy. Like every leftist girl that I fucked did not take a shower afterwards or the next day. I now use the smell test on people to identify their politics. obviously niggers stink. and they hate showers for some reason. I don't understand it. Try fasting and you can smell niggers from 500 M away. It's horrific. Anyway that's my observation

I shower in plain water once a week and I braaap often.

Use classic soap, savon de marseille etc don't use the numale shit, it will turn you gay.
After shave eau de cologne is ok but perfuming quickly gets effeminate if you take it too far. Remember you are a man.

washing is an invention of ze jew

once a month I take a mcdonald grease bath

Everything but the toothpaste.

Are you one of the shart in marts caught on film?

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I use nothing. Sometimes I just spin around in the shower on date night with my old lady. Overall, soap and other Jewish products are for fags. Haven't used soap or shampoo in 3 years. Haven't had to buy more than 3 toilet paper rolls a year. You stop smelling bad after a few months, then you smell fine. I'm a man, not a Jewish faggot boy. My gf doesn't seem to mind and still blows me.

And soap is made out of jews, what's your point

i only use curd soap and hair shampoo
when i go out i use pomade and some aftershave

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Same

Dr. Bronner's
Good shit, no fluoride in the toothpaste too.

Best hygiene tips: Use TP on your dick after you piss, and cum on something other than your fat gut. Those two tips alone will help prevent the swamp between your fat legs from smelling like death.

The digits don't lie

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Soap plays an interesting role in our lives. I would, use soap, but I am never uncomfortable.

Soap plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let it motivates us. How dare we let it into our decision making. Into our livelihood. Into our relationships. It's funny isn't it? We take an hour every day to we take an our every day and stand in water to celebrate SOAP.

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>Use TP on your dick after you piss
user, are you by any chance uncircumcized?

I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink - with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded - and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds.

Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux- tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth (too hung over to floss properly - but maybe I flossed before bed last night?) and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces. I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub.

The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It's made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. The conditioner is also good - silicone technology permits conditioning benefits without weighing down the hair which can also make you look older.

On weekends or before a date I prefer to use the Greune Natural Revitalizing Shampoo, the conditioner and the Nutrient Complex. These are formulas that contain D-panthenol, a vitamin-B-complex factor; polysorbate 80, a cleansing agent for the scalp; and natural herbs. Over the weekend I plan to go to Bloomingdale's or Bergdorf's and on Evelyn's advice pick up a Foltene European Supplement and Shampoo for thinning hair which contains complex carbohydrates that penetrate the hair shafts for improved strength and shine. Also the Vivagen Hair Enrichment Treatment, a new Redken product that prevents mineral deposits and prolongs the life cycle of hair. Luis Carruthers recommended the Aramis Nutriplexx system, a nutrient complex that helps increase circulation.

Once out of the shower and toweled dry I put the Ralph Lauren boxers back on and before applying the Mousse A Raiser, a shaving cream by Pour Hommes, I press a hot towel against my face for two minutes to soften abrasive beard hair. Then I always slather on a moisturizer (to my taste, Clinique) and let it soak in for a minute. You can rinse it off or keep it on and apply a shaving cream over it - preferably with a brush, which softens the beard as it lifts the whiskers - which I've found makes removing the hair easier. It also helps prevent water from evaporating and reduces friction between your skin and the blade. Always wet the razor with warm water before shaving and shave in the direction the beard grows, pressing gently on the skin. Leave the sideburns and chin for last, since these whiskers are tougher and need more time to soften. Rinse the razor and shake off any excess water before starting.

I bet you can make soap from mcdonalds grease and lye. Dogs may attack you in the streets though.

Afterwards splash cool water on the face to remove any trace of lather. You should use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol. Never use cologne on your face, since the high alcohol content dries your face out and makes you look older. One should use an alcohol-free antibacterial toner with a water-moistened cotton ball to normalize the skin.

Applying a moisturizer is the final step. Splash on water before applying an emollient lotion to soften the skin and seal in the moisture. Next apply Gel Appaisant, also made by Pour Hommes, which is an excellent, soothing skin lotion. If the face seems dry and flaky - which makes it look dull and older - use a clarifying lotion that removes flakes and uncovers fine skin (it can also make your tan look darker). Then apply an anti-aging eye balm (Baume Des Yeux) followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion. A scalp-programming lotion is used after I towel my hair dry. I also lightly blow-dry the hair to give it body and control (but without stickiness) and then add more of the lotion, shaping it with a Kent natural- bristle brush, and finally slick it back with a wide-tooth comb.

I'm not a virgin and thus experience piss sticking to the cum and pussy juice that's still in and around my dick.

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Classy, moderation is always the key

I used to do that with my ex in an overly dramatic way, where I pretended to be a bloodhound. One to make her laugh, and two to embarrass her for not wearing deodorant (she was a hippie that thought the ingredients would give her cancer) but there is something quite sexy about a slighty sweaty woman

Don't use toothpaste with fluoride and don't wash your hair everyday

created by the jews to get our bodys to smell (((good))) to please women
then stigmatize every man that smells for not being fragrant enough
it was one of the first dominoes to getting the soyboy to this point

>Try fasting and you can smell niggers from 500 M away
what did you mean by this?

not there yet.

disgrace to ur race

>the feminization of Jow Forums starts

>says the gay german that watches cucked porn

Soaps and Shampoos are traps of the Jewish kind. They disrupt the normal bodily functions, primarily the oiling of your skin. This causes your body to try and replace the oil you've wiped off, usually creating excess. Thus starts the vicious cycle. Only bathe with soaps once a week or fortnight. Bathe in cold water every other night.

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Best.

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The hair, sweat and shit infested region of my crotch still smells like death and the itch gained by shaving the area is not worth the effort. What do?

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For teeth its like this...

Pre rinse with a alcohol based antiseptic mouthwash, 1:00-2:30 depending on your time.

Brush for 1 to 2 minutes with fluoridated baking soda tooth paste.

Finish with alcohol based flouride rinse for 2 minutes.

Your teeth will thank you.

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>shampoo,toothpaste and perfumes
Chemicals to deteriorate your body

Re-do your research on fluoride. The only arguably sound research in that regard points to removing it from municipal water supplies, not toothpaste. Fluoride is absolutely necessary for good oral hygiene.

BTW, use toothpastes with stannous fluoride, not sodium fluoride or MFP. The latter two aren't useless, but do little for long-term dental health like stannous fluoride does.

And for repairing tooth enamel, Novamin is far better than fluoride.

And the best floss is Reach Dentotape; its rope-like character and resistance to snagging or breaking makes it the best. Use the shitty, overpriced non-stick floss only in the rare instance when the Dentotape gets stuck between your teeth.

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not watching cucked porn, m8.

If you fast your senses sharpen acutely. Naturally as you go into hunter mode.

This is the Americano Criatura. No one's sure when and where the Criatura came to be. Fables tell of a mulatto woman that was born in 1965 that grew up and had 6 kids all from different fathers who themselves were of different races. These relations produced offspring that baffled anthropologists and medical professionals of all stripes. One of the 6 children was thought barren but became pregnant in the 80s by a man of unknown mixed heritage, but some speculate he himself was a 36% atocidad. The doctors mistook the fetus for an unknown variant of cancer and thus the baby was subjected to cemo therapy 4 times a week for the entire gestation period in the 56% mother's womb. The mother's diet consisted entirely of pharmaceutical drugs and McDonald's burgers the entire pregnancy and she had many complications throughout. The doctors had to use a combination of microwaves and crude oil to facilitate the arduous birthing. What came out astounded the doctors as it wretched and screeched in an inhuman way. Everyone backed away in fearful bewilderment. Someone asked, "My God.. what is that?!" The abomoniation fell to the floor, wretched momentarily, let out a piercing screech such like had never fell upon human ears before, and then sprung up and through the window, into the unsuspecting American city stories below. All gathered stared silently in astonishment and then someone whispered, "La Criatura." They say this creature lurks in American cities today, upsetting the demographics and causing crime wherever it goes. Many young people in America today refrain from having children of their own for fear that it could be... El Criaturaaaa

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Avoid all commercial hygiene products. Personally I just use water to clean myself and my dishes and clothes and teeth, but making soap or using alternative cleaners for your hair, skin, etc, is easy. Not sure what you could use for your teeth since I'm apathetic towards the matter.

Lol

The funny part is when I finally started going somewhere I stopped caring about hygiene. I don't have a problem with girls as long as I shave but guys are super sensitive to the smell which is kind of weird. Shampoo is a complete meme and when I went to only shampooing once a week or so it fixed my dandruff issue. Even though when I do go all out I use a lot of modern products for convenience I've found baking soda better for my teeth than any toothpaste and vinegar to be the best shampoo by far though it does admittedly smell terrible even to me.

Do not fall for the soap jew.
Skin care or most other hygiene products are an absolute waste of money.
I used to have very dry skin so I used body lotion pretty much every day but it really didn't last that long so I used it more often but my skin just kept getting dryer and dryer. The body adapts to the fat level on your skin so if you put a lot of lotion or creme on it it will produce less fat itself.
So I stopped using it completely and for a few weeks my skin was dryer than your moms pussy but after that I was fine. My skin was okay without treatment.
I also had the same problem as video related so I stopped using shampoo and just washed my hair with cold water and I also shower every morning so I don't need to use deodorant.

youtube.com/watch?v=gf-M_DpXDwA

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... not at this moment....

wow, impressive

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Stannous fluoride? Never seen it here, sodium monofluorophosphate is most common.

please try to remember that the israeli army posts on this board every day

of course they want you to look and smell like shit, just like they do

make yourself presentable, externally and internally

I don't use any of them, but I brush my teeth and shower with water every day. I do smell bad sometimes, but it's fine, and my gf likes it.

Repeatedly spray your rotting jungle with Axe body spray

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No shampoo except after a haircut, still use soap, no deodorant, no cologne unless its a special event, still brush teeth

i approve the semen theory, we should collect out cumshots and apply on our face and body

My dog baths me and I rinse my mouth with grain alcohol

Is fascist

I use Mario badescu soap everyday only shampoo once a week as the natural oils in my hair stops frizz, use beard oil to maintain shine and shape. Floss and brush twice a day. I also like to moisturise my face and hands to maintain a youthful appearance as I enter the later years of my life.

I don’t eat junk food and soda as it tastes disgusting and bad for oral hygiene and gut health, drink water only and sometimes wine if I’m out with friends. Prepare my own meals trying to maintain a veggie garden, I purchase my meat and fish from a farmers market so I’m not getting shitty super market quality.

Have often been called “unwashed leftard” by some bogan who’s burps smell like monster energy drinks and rotten flesh

Posting some 100% natural, god-tier products.

1. Toothpaste

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2. Shampoo

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cold showers every day with marsiglia soap and warm shower once a week with soap and shampoo. no deodorants, no fragrance, no faggy shit. my skin is fucking amazing

3. Soap

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Dove Men Care is great stuff for what you can get at Shart Mart.

Ideally I'd use everything unscented (including laundry detergent) and maybe a little nice cologne.

>beard oil
>bogan
>unwashed masses
Holier than thou, condescending hipster faglord detected

Going for unscented products is ultimate redpill.
However, dove has some chemicals.

There is only one kind of soap men should be using, and it's not named after some faggot fashion designer.

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Interesting. What's a good diet to lead up to a fast?

Look into coconut toothpaste you aspie

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You better be baiting, take a shower you gross fuck

nothing worse than some cunt who comes into your shop for a minute and you can still smell her perfume an hour later.

Like with everything moderation is the key

>wash body every day with irish spring
i like to smell good

>wash hair with baby shampoo 6/7 days a week
>1/7 days a week wash hair with head and shoulders
>suave conditioner erryday
otherwise my jewish locks get frizzy
oy vey!

Pro tip: Women who use too much perfume are usually over-compensating for having a pussy that smells like death.

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>using the hygienic jew

You better run Ross leave those kids alone!

In the old days we washed our hair with a strong blond beer. A Duvel (pic related, 9%) was usually used, and people who react bad to shampoo still use it. I tried it and it works very well to get the dirt out and leaves a soft and pleasant smell.

that soap looks delicious!

Maybe a little bit as much as you think, also nobody likes bogans expect for other bogans

I dont know. I just stop eating.

>using potato nigger soap

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Gods speed you dirty bastard, one day you will make the front page on people of walmart

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This

I absolutely agree. The problem with using this stuff every single day is that you stop smelling it yourself at some point so you just apply more and more.

I dont use body spray, would cutting off a small chunk of stick deodorant and wearing it in my underwear work?

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You will be moved to the back of the queue for the HoloCoaster.

>Using African nigger soap

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>TP
Wtf is that?

it's what poor people who can't afford moistened butt wipes use. they literally smear shit all around and call it clean.

Exactly you stop smelling it about 30 seconds after spraying. Also shits expensive why would you want to burn through it. 1 bottle = 1 1/2 years for me

Good to know i am not the only one with an armpit fetish

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I love to shampoo my hair, it goes all fluffy and soft when I dry it.

We should all be clean and cute.

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Name of this Jewish slut?