Space aliens will abduct you and use you as a participant in one of their reality TV shows.
You will be sent back in time 30 000 years in the exact same place you are now.
You will have to survive for one year on your own. If you survive, you will be transported back to the present and will recieve 10 millon $$$.
You get to bring 10 items that will help you survive. However, you must be able to carry all of them on your person (so no cars, tanks etc.) and out of your home.
Axe full-size double Puukko snares or rat traps (if allowed more than 3) otherwise a bow ferro rod tarp backpack western mountaineering sleeping bag slingshot saw coffee-style pot
Parker Kelly
One of the alien the time travel devices, one pistol one magazine I will immediately go forward in time to 10 seconds after i have left and then i use the gun to shoot the bastards.
Adam Turner
mine:
>1 firesteel and striker >2 stainless steel 3l pot and lid >3 stainless 2l canteen >4 Cold Steel SRK knife and whetstone >5 AKM rifle + 5 mags + 2 spam cans of ammo >6 tarp >7 sleeping bag >8 carpenter's saw >9 ax >10 gun cleaning kit + CLP
Owen Young
10 nigger slaves
Sebastian Morris
canteen bow arrows ax hunting knife fishing rod tackle box mummy sleeping bag flint and steel tent
Strategy: i would be pretty damn close to the glaciers, so i figure it wouldnt be hard to get fresh water. id set up camp near a river and fish/hunt for food, and build some traps to bag a mammoth. once i have a mammoth, its game over. the fur would be plenty enough to have fur clothes for winter and possibly build a tent out of hide. i would smoke/dry all the meat and use the bones to make tools. then id build a small cabin and wait out the winter.
Alexander Rogers
dead mammoth would probably attract predators. without a gun you'd have a hard time defending your catch and possibly even your life.
my strategy: check if area has enough medium/small sized game. if so, build shelter from big enough logs to be safe and allow me to sleep without fear near a water source, a 10x6ft cabin would do. hunt mainly small game like deer, stay away from big game if possible. STAY AWAY FROM HUMANS!
John Powell
no bullets?
Michael Mitchell
macbook iphone fleshlight lube weed tequila charger TV fifty shades of grey directors cut redbull
Logan Martinez
based
Lucas Gutierrez
i guess i would have to deal with saber tooth tigers trying to steal my kill...i'd probably just set up a shitton of wolf traps/trap pits around my camp site and just light a huge ass fire each night to ward off predators.
Jaxson Torres
gas mask, gas suit, 10 kg spliced smallpox and weaponized ebola + antrax.(Military grade, enhanced with virus designed to spread and stay dormant for years whilst being airborne infections and resistant to extreme heat and cold, cross species.) And a trigger in the form of a backpack sized frequency device powered by hydrogen fusion that emmits the waves to awaken the dormant virus set to activate after 6 months. One sample of antidote and a .50 cal bmg with one ton of ammo. Canned beans, whiskey and sunglases.
Andrew Ortiz
>t. your average high rankning elite.
Jace Collins
alien techonolgy that helps me survive
Colton Peterson
nice politics thread
Angel Sullivan
>be me >get abducted by aliens >get put into an alien reality tv show >made to take 10 objects with me >get teleported to the exact same place I was in, as it was 30K years ago >get teleported inside a glacier and suffocate Well fuck.
>sent back 30k years ago in central Paris >no niggers or romanian beggars > dis is gud
Kayden Martinez
I think Australia was still breaking off other continents that long ago so I guess I end up somewhere near the border of the Indian and Pacific oceans.
I bring a gun so I can end it quickly
Jose Collins
Space suit, and 9 cans of oxygen. If I'm going back to the exact space I am now then I am totally fucked, earth has yet to arrive.
Ayden Long
this guy preps
Jose Hill
That'll teach you to not choose SCUBA gear and a tiger torch, cuck
Adam Mitchell
There is hope for Deutschland
Ryan Parker
Jokes on you, that's my life right now.
Kevin Morales
a kevlar tent and a sleeping pill that will let me sleep for one year
Bunch of knuckle dragging fuckshits in this thread. You'd be dead floating in space if you were in the exact same place even two minutes ago. Think bigger, Earth is just a rock in a giant vacuum. Go hang yourselves it won't matter.
1. AK 2. Another AK 3. Ton of ammo 4. Massive knife 5. Tent 6. Sleeping bag 7. warm clothes 9. Tons of water purification 10. 500 gas lighters
Also, I need more than 10 $$$ for completing this.
Jordan Reyes
>.50 >one ton of ammo The fug
Levi Roberts
10 mil is nothing in a modern western economy. Try harder to incentivize. Once you get your first million the other 9 come in for nothing. In fact you'll likely get another 20 for nothing. I'm glad you showed us how stupid aliens would be.
Jayden Sullivan
>tries to bring 22 items Disqualified
Luke Turner
>30,000 years ago to the same place where you are now
>Fighting off tribalistic neandethals, the ancestors of the arabs If i wont get from the alien arsenal expendable auto torrent with heat vision and motion sensors, that recharge purely on solar power and shoots lasers or plasma, i wont be able to survive two days
Andrew Young
1 rifle 5 mags 1 blanket 1 lighter 1 tarp 1 axe
Easton Richardson
A nacho supreme
Logan Miller
i was going to say you couldn't carry one ton of ammo, but hey germany, i know you got this.
Jayden Mitchell
uh...
Nicholas Richardson
Compass Sniper rifle Pistol(.45) AK47 Crate of ammunition Crate of seeds (for farming) ((Its a crate goyim, it is def one item)) ((Box))of books on how to farm ((Bag))of clothes Modified canoe where wheels(tires) can be attached Tent (sleeping bag included) bag (((((Im sure some brands sell both as one (((item))). ))))))
I will spend most of my days finding protohumans. If encountered with cavemen, fire a pistol in the air to scare the hell out of them and play god. Is that period of Neanderthals? Or homo sapiens? Idc it doesnt matter. Showing off my advanced tech will make me god. And these subhumans will hunt and protect me. Also find a middle of nowhere where there are no rival humanoids and settle there and start farming. And fucking build a wall. My items will guarantee your surival as long as you fucking find humanoids. And tax these motherfuckers so they become my slaves and also for medium of exchange. But i will take decent care of them.
Alexander Campbell
By the way that compass has convex lens attached to it so I can start fire. Too bad many items today come hand to hand with other tools or applications. Deal with it. My list is the ultimate. You mongrels want to survive but not want to take opportunity to become a legendary ruler and a founder of a civilization ascended to a god status and end up on present day history class. Tigers die for hides and people die for names.
Aaron Foster
Hatchet Recurve crossbow Magnesium firestarter Antibiotics Tarp Army cooking pot Canteen Some rope Utility knife or leatherman Sleeping bag
Luke Bell
Yall not B A S E D enough. It is nice to be on top of the herds. This is why you guys are always called out as plebs. Plebs think of survival but I plan to forge an empire, no starting a FUCKING civilization. Even though they are too early for that I will accelerate their kind so that WHEN I COME BACK, ((((((((reptilians)))))))))) dont DRGONED our world. I will be da Fucking Messiah. Real heroes arent known. The silent hero. HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaha I think I am just pissed because Syria happening is cancelled
Cooper Diaz
biggest fucking onsie polar expedition rated to -100 degrees so I can keep warm highest quality heavy duty pants and shirt army knife and sharpener (I count it as one item, knife comes in sheet etc) huge backpack 10 m thick rope, marine grade 30 pages of high quality erotica water proofed, custom printed 2 pictures per page slingshot axe tarp book with edible plants of the period (Id ask aliens for that and have it translated in english) and survival tips.
Eli Wilson
>melting through hundreds of meters of rock hard ice with a limited supply of oxygen
1 axe 2 sauce pan 3 salt 4 iodine 5 canteen 6 sled 7 tent 8 sleeping bag 9 bag of seasonal clothes/footwear 10 spork
Sebastian Lopez
Also make sure to carve picture language or anime everywhere. Main message will be warning of inflation. And my messiac second coming when they defeat inflation and globalist/reptilians(or their counterpart since timeline will change). And also many other advanced technology carved so that it stirrs consipracy and make me more valid to future skeptics. Hopefully when I return, theyd better have super low inflation and cpi so that 10million will make me megarich.
Jacob Foster
Since where I am is not related to where the Earth is I will take a space suit and a 2 year supply of oxygen.
Trick question: The earth is just over 6000 years old. Going back 30,000 years would just be me in a formless void with God and Jesus Christ, so obviously I'd survive.
Lucas Gutierrez
years were different back then
Leo Ward
>christcucks belive this
Lincoln Nelson
gas mask, gas suit, pickaxe, axe, glock, ammo, paracord, fleshlight, kitten and puppy
Joshua Garcia
Nice try Moshe, you may have most of Jow Forums bamboozled but not me. I know all about your (((science)))
Christian Anderson
Enlight me john, what do you know
Owen Reed
10 ray guns please mr ay lmaoooo
Jaxon Collins
I am in FL My tactical day backpack Glock field knife Shotgun .22 revolver Bug repellent Mess kit bic lighter Fishing rod and a few hooks and lures Tent blanket
Oliver Brooks
Evolution is a lie, thereby humans have always been human thereby the Bible's timeline is accurate (we only have 6000+ years of recorded human history). How do I know Evolution is a lie? Well for one thing, your people already admitted it in the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. It's a myth, pushed just like anthropology, psychology, communism, etc etc.
Liam Baker
Humans were byproduct of alien intervention and natural evolution
Gabriel Cooper
(((WERE))) i still believe in Syria S O O N
James Davis
Transpermia is Jewish mythology. It's a joke. God isn't from Saturn.
Jose Sullivan
I'd be the only person here and probably one of the only mammals too other than bats