I'm drunk AMA

I'm drunk AMA

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Left or right?

what you drink

name 5 things that aren't liquor

Why do you think being drunk makes you interesting to ask questions of?

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right
vodka
>horses
>ass
>tiddies
>horse cock
>nyquil

do you like turtles

I don't think, I know

When are you enlisting to stop the butcherous Assad regime?

Yeah, snapping turtles are cool.

Bob’s father has 4 children. Momo, Meme, and Mumu are three of them. Who’s the fourth?

>me in the right

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I would enlist but I have severe autism and am completely illiterate

Bob

Which one is correct? “Penguins flies” or “A Penguin flies”

the second one, first one would be "penguins fly"

neither of them are correct
penguins don't fly

can you solve captcha blacked out like me?
I need to leave soon.

OP DESTROYED

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Welp, hope you get better I suppose, don’t be an idiot, but don’t be talked down.

you tricked me you dog

Why are Chinese people so scary?
I'm scared of them

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