What is the most beta male thing you ever did?
Beta Male Thread
Parker Jenkins
Alexander Torres
i won't participate in this thread the way you wanted
Nicholas Williams
I took pills that made hormones of the other sex flow through my body
Gavin Rivera
I have two female friends
Bentley Gomez
I helped a Muslim girl that was getting harassed by some Muslim guys and got the shit kicked out of me recently. I knew the girl loosely, she's in my Math class, so she wasn't a complete stranger but she was damn near close. My uni has a large Muslim population for reasons that elude me but they pretty much only talk to and hang out amongst themselves. The Muslim girls rarely, if ever, talk to us White devils.
I have a Math class from 6-8PM and at that hour my uni is damn near empty. As I was heading out I saw this girl getting cornered and yelled at by these 3 guys. They were getting violent with her, she was clearly scared and it seriously looked like these dudes were about to gang rape this girl in the fucking building. In retrospect, they probably weren't going to do that. That's pretty daring even for Ahmed and they would have gotten caught mid-rape, but in the moment it looked pretty nasty.
I'm not Chad but I'm a big guy, I am significantly taller than these three sand dudes but even so, unless you're Steven Seagal fighting 3 guys is a task. I approached them and told them to get away from her. They were immediately in my shit and told me to mind my own fucking business. I told them to go fuck themselves and we fought. I got fucked up, really badly, but I did fuck all three of them up a fair bit too. Nowhere near as they did to me, but considering it was 3 guys I think I did well enough. Security eventually intervened and took us all away. I told them what happened, they looked over the security footage, and I was let go. Those 3 guys got expelled as far as I know.
The only reason I helped her was because she was a girl. It was the most white knight bullshit I've ever done and I have nothing to show for it except a black eye and a bunch of bruises. I wasn't expecting her to fall in love with me or anything, but it was still fucking stupid of me.
She was really grateful though and is now my friend, she sits next to me in class now. At least its something.
Daniel Bennett
>got friendzoned by a sand girl
She probably goes home and gets fucked by Abdul every night.
Grayson Bennett
Yeah, probably. Guess I'm just a cuck.
Luke Roberts
Sometimes i need to use the bathroom at work. When i see many people around it, i avoid it so i won't have to be seen by other people. I also don't use the urinal, i don't have a small dick, but the idea of my dick being seen by men is horrific
Blake Phillips
white knighting is pretty beta but actually fighting back isnt. overall i would say your experience wasnt so bad
Jace Lee
Helping a girl in need isn't beta at all, user. That's just a meme from weak incels.
Lincoln Davis
I sucked my friends dick because he was depressed and wanted him to be happy (I'm a straight dude)
Camden Perez
Well,
You ain't straight no more, joel
Daniel Price
Your not a whiteknight your a real nigga my friend, godspeed user.
Josiah Hughes
Getting your ass kicked for a girl you don't even know is pretty beta.
Jayden Thomas
>girl basically told me to fuck her out right and I still didn't get the clue and left her alone for the night
I will never understand how I didn't see it at the time, I think the exact question was. "What would you do if I said I wanted to have sex with you right now?"
Sebastian Sanchez
Asked my friend to take my virginity and she said no.
Connor Carter
> sophomore year
> world geo class
> kinda bounce in between friend groups never really settling down
> somehow make friends with the party hard kids even though I've never been to a party
> one of them is named Liz, she's really pretty
> green eyes and curly brown hair
> never saw any sign of her liking me, nor have I dated anyone at that point, nor did I envision myself dating anyone
> one day she walks up behind me while I'm doing something
> she grabs my hand
>I go into panic mode, this has never happened before, I didn't know what to do
> try to force her to let go
> she tightens her grip
> I'm red faced and very flustered at this point
> she eventually let's go
> bell rings and I dash out of class
> next day she tries a different approach
> she asks me out loud in front of the whole class if I had a crush on anyone
> panicmode.exe
> try to diffuse the situation with humor
>"haha, ya... Shrek..."
> she gives out a fake laugh and gets the message I wasn't trying to send
> she doesn't try again after that
Angel Jones
I paid a girl to spit on me.
Brandon Cox
You're a good guy. I hope your story is true. You won that fight in any practical or spiritual sense. I would be proud to call you my nigga.
Isaiah Torres
Egged the gym where the Chad's go to
Nicholas James
>"haha, ya... Shrek..."
what the hell man
James White
>>"haha, ya... Shrek..."
I think I saw you post in the gfd thread on soc and this is so cute and hilarious. Shrek ROFL. I love you man, stay cute.
Connor Torres
>I think I saw you post in the gfd thread on soc
yea thats me
also
>cute
please don't call me that, I don't know how to respond, boys aren't supposed to be called cute
Caleb Green
>except a black eye and a bunch of bruises
your fine always good unless you broke a fingure or bent a tooth
Carter Wood
>"haha, ya... Shrek..."
I'd be mad at you but honestly that's some kind of shit I would do too