H-henlo I am looking for frens to talk and play with, be nice pls

h-henlo I am looking for frens to talk and play with, be nice pls.

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Fuck off fag

Fuck over fag

Australians are the worst posters

Im n-not a fag ok stop this bullying

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>>>lgbt
>>>c
>>>a

no u brownie muzzie

pls show feet first

As a historyboo, Austria is one of my favourite countries. You guys also seem nice from the few encounters I've had with Austrians on Jow Forums.

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test

OP said he's not gay. Why not believe him?

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France has nice History as well from vercingetorix to nappy. Frenchies seem to be nice as well I havent meet that many tho.

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Your voice is awesome user

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Thank you.
Frenchies aren't nice, we give wrong directions to tourists depending on the language they speak.

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Hey, my+onis.
Haven't heard you in a while.
Du bist mein Freund!
>this is my best German

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Heya!

Really?
What are the wrong and right languages?
Anglos presumably aren't very welcome I'm guessing.

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You gaye

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Thank you !

Its ok you did your best. I cant speak either

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No u

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heyo

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*cant speak Romanian either

You're spot-on. But that was actually a joke, people will just reply in French or ignore you most of the time. Which is pretty rude but doesn't actually stem from racism, people are just sick of tourists in general.

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How are you doing?
I'm assuming that with the recent immigration, you guys wish you could kill the tourists.

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I don't mind if you want to tell me something sweet in my language using a translator.

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Im fine I guess I am just really bored and have no one to talk to :c

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I'm here if you want to talk about things.
What have you been doing these past days?

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How was your day adorable Austria?

Ah, gotcha.
Yeah, tourists can be a big annoyance, though most people here will try to be helpful, despite being annoyed.

Ești mai dulce decât miere, drăguț Ștefan ~

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Oh, we didn't have much of a migrant crisis since most migrants either went to Germany, or to Calais in an attempt to cross the British border. It's just that tourists, mostly Chinese ones, are everywhere and are insufferable. They ruin trips to Paris.

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Ayyy waddup senpaitachi, how y'all are doing?

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Tu ai ceva care este dulce ca mierea, dragă Norvegia~
>mostly Chinese ones
Yeah, i get what you mean.
Thinking of playing some vidya but dunno what vidya.

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Do you have a lot of them?
When I don't know what to play, I just use some random number generator to pick one at random.

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i'll be your frendo

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>there are two frances
Huh, always assumed there was only one of you for some reason.

Pic

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Understandable, I don't see many fellow froggies either.

Eh, i guess...
Also most of my games are pirated, i only have like 20 games on Steam.
I also have a shitload of games that i can emulate from older consoles.

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>Huh, always assumed there was only one of you for some reason
Same but I'm kind of new on Jow Forums.

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Just playing EU4 for the most part, and reading about the finishing Reading this book about Legendary German Heroes and sagas. It was a nice book but know I dont have anything to do.(I could play eu 4 but I am mad cuz my 6/6/6 ruler died out of nowhere and had ruled for only 8 years)

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u

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Bad boy. I also have a fair bunch of emulated games, but mostly Neogeo arcade games, so I can violate my keyboard while playing Metal Slug.

I like grand strategy games, is EU4 worth it?

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Its a nice game, very indepth and fun it takes a while to learn how to play it tho.

Fufufu~
O să mă distrez, "jucându-mă" cu tine~
>kinda new to Jow Forums
Welcome then!
Hope you enjoy your time here and maybe contribute a bit.
>EU4
Never really got myself into strategy games.
Do you have any suggestions?
>legendary germans heroes and sagas
That sounds cool, can you tell me about one?
As for myself, I just came back home after visiting the cemetery with my folks and want to play some vidya.
If i can't find anything to play, i'll try out a small fandubbing project that i have been thinking about recently.

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EU4 is hard. I'm on my eighth campaign and I can't seem to get good.
Although I've gotten better and I can beat the AI in very easy mode now.

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ITT: GAYES

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>bad boy
I'm a poorfag
>neogeo arcade games
I tried emulating them but encountered a shitload of problems with the ROM files.
I eventually settled on playing a compilation of the NeoGeo Metal Slug games on PSP.

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Thanks.
I was on /qa/ before, but it has become very stale.

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UK more like You Gay

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/qa/ has turned into a /jp/ elitist circlejerk that is constantly at war with frog trolls.
I really wish mods could turn it into a proper meta board.

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stefan?
more like
im gaye

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Have you tried f2p games as well? I guess you did, but if you haven't some can be quite useful to stay entertained.
>inb4 trash

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You can be my fren rightside up strayya.

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Welp, looks like you left a shitty board for another shitty board.
Enjoy your stay!

Well, some are okay but i haven't played many.
I think i'll stick to piracy and just buy games that i really really like or that have multiplayer.

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Fuck off you gaybo

what a nice boy
i'd definitely stick my dick in him

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It ain't gay if we don't know it has a dick euronons.

who gay here

What's with that reddit spacing?

But I do, so is definitely gay. Now fuck off, we have enough of em as it is :^)

It's gay and that's the way I like it

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Sorry. Phone posting. It is currently -10°c outside and don't wanna leave my comfy seal skin igloo cott

Franon, it seems as though you're projectong a bit. Have i shattered your fragile heterosexuality?

Fanks colony-user. But it's not ghey

good thread

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*blushes in Romanian*

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Hey RadApple!

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frankly yes. Can I suck your dick now please?

We don't get tourists outside of London, and even there they aren't too much of an issue. I've heard about the Chinese

hello ~

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> Strategy games
I recommend the Total War series. The administrative features are a bit easier to learn and streamlined compared to EU4; since the main focus is the real time Battles. Medieval II, Napoleon, and Attila are my favorite ones. They are pretty fun and have their own unique quirks. If you like to Singleplayer more than Multi I recommend Attila, since the the nomadic hordes and tribes give a lot of Gameplay variety. Its extremely fun to play as the Visigoths and sack your way to your new homeland.

On regards to the stories my favorite one is Dietrich of Bern witch is loosely based on the Gothic King Theoderic the Great. Basically he was heir to his Kingdom but his Uncle Ermenrich exiled him, so he fled to Etzel's (Attila) court. Where he battles several fantastical creatures to gain his trust and support so that he can reclaim his rightful Kingdom from his Wicked and greedy uncle.

Sorry franconon. Im flattered by your offer but my waifu wouldn't allow it. She's Pic related

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Your waifu a shit tho

based and redpilled

butger king fut letuce

my waifu cool with whatever

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Are you sure about that?

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That's ok user. I know she isn't the best at everything but that's why i like her.

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Yeah but she a whore tho

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Fairly sure yeah

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Nonsense. You have proof?

Alright, thanks a lot.
I'll try and check them out, hopefully i'll enjoy them!
Your waifu is cute and i wish i could cuddle with her at night under a warm blanket.

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Cuz she's everyone's waifu.

Thanks balkanon. But she is actually very cold due to her small stature. So i have you warm her up before she gets any comfortable.

Nonsense. Franconon these are some serious allegations. You'll need some evidence.

Pooftah

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As if it wasn't an obvious fact of life.
You really disappoint me...

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Hope you enjoy them.

Also do you have Steam or Discord we could talk or play something, if you wish to do so of course.

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;~;

Sorry about that franconon. My parents say that all the time so I'm a bit desensitized to it.

my waifu gud

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Psycho waifu is ok, but you better not make her angry.

What a surprise.

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Hahaha, thank you so much.
I'll make sure she is warmed up and comfy~
Yeah, my Discord is Stefan#1358

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I was just kidding.

Puppy chef?

Who's that in your picture?

good gif

you're terminally retarded

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Lee Hoon also known as Suicide Boy on /cm/

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Getting some weird ass deja vu right now

I'm in your head

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pls no I haven't slept in 50 hours, I don't need this

I am not so lucky as to have a guarantee of death yet colony-user

Awww. I hope he is ok