My parents are coming over to clean my dorm room. How do I explain the life-size pillow in my closet.
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My parents are coming over to clean my dorm room. How do I explain the life-size pillow in my closet
Benjamin Wright
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Ethan Richardson
you don't
Oliver Walker
tell them it's your wife
Thomas Thomas
This.
You either find a way to hide it better or you embrace it to the fullest
Jace Garcia
>My parents are coming over to clean my dorm room
what?
Logan Long
is it as lewd as the on in your post
Jose Hill
Why are your parents cleaning your dorm?
Daniel Sullivan
You say "no I want to clean my dorm room myself I need to take more responsibility" and then you do it yourself because you don't want your fucking parents to find your sex doll more than you want to be a lazy shit.
Eli Young
Alternatively let them walk in on you mounted on top of it fully naked and giving it a mating press.
Caleb Martin
Our relationship is purely platonic though
I only have a vacuum cleaner here so they come over like once a year to properly clean the room.
Lewder
Eli Wood
you check my quads is what you do
Thomas Miller
why dont you clean it yourself?? are you on a spectrum or something nigga like wtf if you are living at dorm you should be able to take care of that shit
Alexander Rivera
You done fucked up.
Cameron Powell
>off by one
Parker Hughes
On that note, I find it hard not to think that indeed you don't take care of yourself at all.
If your parents have to clean your dorm, there's something wrong with you personally.
Christian Cox
You have a closet in your dorm room?
Caleb Powell
>Our relationship is purely platonic though
tell them that
also clean your room yourself
Camden Peterson
Fancy shmancy.
Luis Howard
I do vacuum regularly, but don't have stuff like a mop,... here and also no room to store it.
Wyatt Barnes
That's pretty common over here, it's a pretty small one though.
Grayson Baker
when we have to clean our rooms at the end of school year, we can borrow cleaning shit from the dorm stuff
i cant imagine my parents to clean for me, thats so embarrassing and i dont even have a hidden anime pillow
Aaron Barnes
Tell them you have a boyfriend and the body pillow is from a past day of sexual confusion.
Ayden Carter
Im dorming in a community college right now, the rooms here are cramped.
Jack Miller
You take the cover *off* the pillow and fold it up and hide it inside a pair of pants.
Then you put the body pillow on your bed under your blanket with no cover.
Easton Diaz
My roomate has his tv on top of his dresser, so he has to stand on his bed every time he plays ps4
Andrew Rogers
You really failed to think this one through huh.
Tyler Fisher
Why are you actually giving him a solution?
Michael Hughes
Because I own 3 body pillows and over 15 covers and no one has ever found them and now the thread can die.
Lucas Lewis
Say your friend got a roommate and asked you to hide it for him.
Carson Wilson
We're done cleaning and they didn't open my closet so I guess I'm safe.
I'll clean my room myself from now on, senpais.
Nathaniel Sullivan
please cock tribute your pillow
Blake Nguyen
say "you made me this!"
Jason King
Say its your roommates
Austin Campbell
Pillow cover inside out, put it on your bed
Lincoln Adams
Hunter Anderson
grab the pillow case (if its one of those) and just keep it in your pocket if its big enough, if not then your fucked
Jaxson Foster
In the future just get some vacuum seal storage bags. A dakimakura pillow body will compress down to about 40 x 60 cm in one of these, which is easy to hide and claim is bedding that you aren't currently using.
t. owns multiple dakis
John Ward
are you me
Jack Rivera
Tell them you're fucking it because you can't get a real woman.