/britfeel/

thought this was tilde until the dad coming home bit :(

I was trying to decide between going back to uni and staying in work

What uni? What course?
All in the fine details, lad. Cambridge medicine vs UEA gender studies, y'know?

Can you imagine fathering a freak like that and not facing the balls to kill it?

youtu.be/3hGy_F51IDw

Pakis caught with kids in the back room of their shop.
Based nonce hunters

Attached: nonce hunters.jpg (620x411, 40K)

Gonna go to bed. Wonder if I'll dream of Romanian girl since I've been thinking about her so much. Night laddos

Doing a master's at uni of manchester. Won't say which course because it's small and I'm paranoid. Start on Monday and I'm looking forward to being a student again, apart from the debt of course.

IMASICKFUCKILIKEAQUICKFUCK
IMASICKFUCKILIKEAQUICKFUCK :^)

Attached: I-LOVE-IT-naijaexclusive.jpg (1920x1080, 165K)

how old is tilde anyway? i wouldnt mind if ihad a trans child as long as they transitioned before it's too late

what a rich and valued contribution they make to our nation, our society and our lives in general
I love pakis

Literal objectifying women: the music video yet they all lap it up, feminists and soiboys alike. Mad.

Wouldn't mind

Why not, why wouldn't you mind if your child ends up such a mess. I'd be devastated

Literally everyone has fucking PhDs, medical degrees, Nobel prises, jobs at NASA, and all that shit. I don't know what to do with my life that would be worthwhile.
I'm glad you don't feel like a leech because fucking everyone's an astronaut at this point.

A girl has text me to have sex with her on the weekend lads but she is a bit annoying so dunno if I cba

>she responded to my message

Christ I'm such a normie

This should give you a rough ideaa

Attached: tilde age.png (527x113, 4K)

>boomer colleagues keep asking me why I don't get a 'real job' and they only do the job as a hobby

>Literal objectifying women
>starts with a woman talking about making sure you get an orgasm
it's just a fun novelty song desu

This is why my dad diluted with a brit within his appropriate age range.

they wouldn't end up a mess if they get to transition early unlike the messes we have on britfeel

Axl Rose creeps me out. Something about the way he looks and having the biggest vocal range in pop music

like an alien or something

All lefties love Kanye, even after the Trump thing. Every communist I've ever met is a massive Kanye West fan

haha this what like a Ieftie would say

>having the biggest vocal range in pop music
isnt that Mariah Carey?

Oh you've got to be kidding, they are a mess by the time they even consider it. Even if they transitioned at 13 they'd still '''pass''' but never live a normal life or be happy

Post it and her response here lad

This desu its why 80% of trannies suicide even after transition

>starting to become absolutely RAVENOUS for fat girls

this came out of nowhere like a couple weeks ago too. What the fuck is going on?

Attached: 1412275177624.png (241x228, 96K)

No but she can go so low for a woman it's creepy
she's 2nd or 3rd iirc

what drinking snacks do you like lads?

don't really enjoy crisps anymore, make me feel quite sick to be honest.

Biltong. It seems healthy at first glance but really isn't but is tasty and filling as a snack

You seem to have a massive insecurity complex mate. What kind of people do you hang around with, if at all?

I know this zimbabwean girl who goes fucking mental for biltong, it's like catnip to her

Im a crisp guy myself. Nothing else goes with beer as well as crisps do. Pretzels maybe?

It's from that region. The real stuff is fucking yummy, the supermarket stuff is basically unformed beef jerky with less (not "no") shugar

>HURR BOOBIES AND ALKIHOLE

Attached: wj 59.jpg (750x1000, 58K)

Pretzels go well but they sober you up, so maybe not.

Tbh I don't think any food goes with beer. I love beer but whenever I take my first sip after breaking to eat, it tastes weird as hell

That said, whenever I'm drunk, chips are the go to for me lad

0:30
youtu.be/qCe-xheWF98

What a perfect negress

i get not liking alcohol but what do you have against a nice pair of tiddies lad? you a bumboy or something?

Just googled biltong. Isnt what yanks call jerky? Looks disgusting

>she's a shona
fucking gross, ndebele are the best zim girls

I have the same desires mate. Unfortunately the attractive ones are literally just as hard to shag as skinny girls.

I think she just wants to be mates desu, feels pure shit

Ima squished duck I like the quick truck

Just up and my sore throat as turned into a shitty rough cold

Attached: cool runnings.jpg (880x640, 58K)

That ZANU-PF woman is quite good too

this. Been called out bullshitter. this exact image was posted before

time to step outside my comfort zone for the first time in years lads, see you tomorrow

All of my friends are academics. If they don't have PhDs or medical degrees, they will in a few years. Myself included, of course, but it makes life seem so hard to live and so full of work to only come out average among your peers.

Sausage goes with beer, like peanut butter goes with jelly, or like orange juice goes with vodka, or like Mercedes goes with blonde.

Opinions like this are rooted in prejudice and ignorance rather than actual experience

Since transitioning my life has improved enormously. I feel so much better with myself and I have much warmer interactions with others than I used to. I was an absolute mess but transitioning was the trigger to a series of changes that are gradually unjusting my life

Don't make assumptions and generalisations about people you've never met or had any real experience with

I was looking at the crisps at work and they're almost 200kcal a packet. Complete waste of calories when you could opt for something much more satisfying and substantial with a similar calorie content

If you want an alternative to crisps you can go for some crispy kale. It is basically crisps but good for you.

>kale
>fry light
>salt, pepper and any other flavourings
>5 minutes in the oven

Sorted m8

>Don't make assumptions and generalisations about people you've never met or had any real experience with

Attached: hulkhands.jpg (640x853, 74K)

lads i feel really angry and everyone is just pissing me off

>ME LUV DA BIG BOUNCING BOOBIES I'M NOT A FACKIN HOMO

Attached: wj 63.png (485x443, 31K)

I mean, pretty much yeah. You ever come across a normal, healthy, straight man who actively doesn't like breasts?

Nah mate
youtube.com/watch?v=FLkZLXt1auI

Try squares or ringos or snack a jacks. Not a high calorie and quite good flavours, good for a salty snack fix

Personally prefer arse to tits

lol you're a bum teehee
*pees on your head*
haha whoops! I did a tinkle winkle on your noggin'
would be a real shame if you got MAD, huh?

Lads should I take my PC to uni with me. The tower is huge. I thought it might look cringe as fuck if I do.

Try hanging out with chavs who work at maccas instead then

Hi lad are you me?

Personally I am a thigh bloke. Love a good set of thighs and wide hips, like that Remy Lacroix gal.

yeah same, but I still like tits

Back from my parents lids. The speghetti bolognese was nice. Just chiling with a cuppa and some maltesers now. Comfy womfy.

Attached: Help helper 68.jpg (700x616, 173K)

Started reading Stoner today. Managed a whole chapter in one sitting which is good progress

Skips are okay, like 100kcal a pack. Slightly under that I do believe and they taste nice

>but I still like tits
Didn't say I didn't like tits, just prefer arse

fuck off vegans aint welcome here pal

Surely you'd rather have not been born with dysphoria. I'd be devestated I'd my child ended up so mentally damaged. I could never bond with a son who ended up that way as either a son or a '''daughter'""

I'd still love them but it would be like how you still love a child with down syndrome and think it would be kinder to euthanise them

Dont like skips much, bit weird fishy taste

I prefer legs to arses and feet to tits

Attached: 1526599234920.jpg (334x506, 42K)

mandy muse is the best girl in the industry for hips/butt at the moment imo

Is it gay to put a dildo up your poop shoot?

They think I'm an immigrant because I'm not white enough, even though I'm more british than their pikey arses.
It's just a side effect you should consider. Go back to uni if you feel you can cope with a permanent inferiority complex.

Do your parents put cheese and grounded peppers on their spagbol?

holy fucking based and redpilled

How big are your hands lads
And you tilde

Attached: Screenshot_20180912-223333.jpg (1080x1920, 895K)

"Hello, it's Susan here"

Attached: 1536610004468.png (1358x768, 869K)

honestly I like backs the most, just a slender, shapely, smooth, bare back is probably the sexiest fucking feature a girl can have
beyond that I prefer arse over tits, but they're both beneath a good back for me

Attached: back-girl-1.jpg (618x900, 296K)

Jesus christ this is exactly how I picture tilde.

>Eat walkers salt and vinegar
>Vegan crisps
>Vegans tell me I should eat kale or beetroot crisps instead
>Even though my current fucking crisps are vegan
What the fuck is their thought process? I never did this when I was vegan.

Anyone here fugged a fat girl?

Aren't your parents disappointed in you?

Good lass. I'm still struggling with Butcher's Crossing, every day I tell myself when I get home from work I'm going to read but I never do. Re-reading Stoner after and then Augustus

Attached: cat 24.jpg (720x518, 32K)

>Anyone here fugged
I remember when this would be met with resounding "No fuck off REEEEEEEEE"s

Obviously I wish I was born female but as things are I'm quite happy with myself

Being trans isn't a mental illness, the dysphoria caused by it is.

It's easy to say edgy stuff like you are when youre not a parent and have no real life exposure to trans people other than passing them in the street. If you had more awareness and experience you'd feel differently

To each their own. Quavers are pretty low calories at 107 per pack. I loved the salt and vinegar and prawn cocktail varieties but only the cheese ones seem readily available now

>Anyone here fugged a fat girl?
me what you wanna know?

cut your nails you creep