Jow Forums What should I go back to school for?
Im 29 years old.Live in my moms basement,have a corrections degree under my belt...but...thats it.I mean im a wiz with customer service,selling and general face to face jobs.Hate the idea of being a salesmen though...was thinking going back for a stint and being a CNA.I like old people
Thing is I want kids in my early 30's
Anyone else in this situation? Had a career in mind and it fucked off? Old and still living with mum?
Bro, you're too old to be returning to school. You need to find a trade or join the military.
I sometimes wonder if mom had'nt died I would have remained a 100% hopeless POS and never moved out on my own at 18 and became a 98% hopeless POS. I'll never get to know. I would have treated her horrible anyway.
Sell aluminum cans.
well with CNA its only like 6 months..3 if I take full time.Id join military but my spine has fucked discs do to manual labor my whole life.
Salesman is basically the top of the foodchain if you say you're good at it and you're already 30
well at least in my case I treat her well..plus im her extra bank.I always have money for her if something goes wrong with the house or her car
yea i know man...im like really good at it.Im great with people..just never wanted to be a car salesmen
>29
>wants kids in early 30's
nice dream better give up on it or you'll disappoint yourself
>have a corrections degree under my belt
*collection
Larp harder nigger.
good
The grass is always greener on the other side. Make enough money that allows you to be comfortable and pursue the other things you like in life.
Corrections officer you gypsy scum
>i am bad human material and failing to integrate into society, but i want children
Consider voluntary celibacy for the purposes of eugenics. I mean, do we really need more of you? Be a team player, spill your seed in the toilet.
true true.Its not really a money issue I guess..happiness.All I want is a small farm I can rear my kids on and teach then better.How to grow for themselves,butcher animals...live a more basic life.
well before 35 at least
Explain how im bad human material..specially from a fuckin slave
I have a job, a family, own property, pay taxes, work land, produce and offer services, and am an all around cool dude and useful to myself, my relatives, my community and my people.
You live in your mother's basement masturbating to tranny porn wishing for kids to fall in your lap that you can't afford to feed.
Voluntary eugenics, my dude.
>masturbating to tranny porn
boy look at that projecting lel
...but im sure all that is true and not a total lie,but ill bite slaveshit.I have a job,a girlfriend,friends and a degree.Im not in my field of study because of a spinal injury,hence my college aspirations for something different.Very silly you think I want kids to fall into my lap when I said years from now id like them..I think ive hit on something you are suffering from yourself
>make a thread about what a useless piece of shit you are
>someone calls you out
>start projecting on them, while telling them they are projecting
tip top lel my inferior brother
hmm no good reply...thought as much slaveshit...also enlighten me about what I was projecting at you..pls if you would
>Greek jack off dad leaves you land and you fuck on it
>somehow this amazing achievement doesn't soothe the pain of your ruined asshole so you browbeat people trying to get their shit together on fucking Jow Forums
>still have to live in bulgaria
kys
>Been in IT sales for 4 years now.
>110K AUD base salary
>OTE 170K
Feels good
Stick to sales bro, it pays well above the average if the company is fair.
not bad at all man.Mind if I ask how you got into that? much schooling?
You people are fucking useless. I left home at 17. Then again, I’m not a lazy cunt.
No school
>Started in telephone fundraising
>Stay here for 1.5 years
>Hit well above my target cause i can handle the bantz
>Move to lead generation for 2 months
>Get nabbed by one of the large IT vendors as a sales support rep
>move into account management at 70K base 100K OTE
>do account management for 1 year
>move to a smaller business looking for growth willing to pay for growth
maybe i just got lucky, i have very thick skin and can handle rejection.
some advice; if you are in a phone based sales role treat every call like your first and dont EVER let a negative experience affect your performance
good references from the fundraising company helped me put across my thick skin for interviews. its all down hill from there
forgot to mention
you will need to bullshit your current salary is a new prospective employer asks if you want the big bucks
hmm pretty cool.I do like shooting shit with customers and im good with an upsale.Maybe ill take a shot at it.Thanks for info
if ur from the US and you do actually have a decent sales background with good references try applying for a Sales support role at Dell, Lenovo or HP.
They hire, and its a great way to get your foot in the door to earn more $$$ down the track
Once you have one of them on your resume, you can get a job anywhere relevant
t. rich kid who rec'vd full ride with bank of mommy and daddy
And failed out of school and still got a job with mommy and daddy's connections
Stay in your Mom's Basement,
One day,
you will get to move upstairs!
hopefully user...I too will have my day in the sun
There's only two options.
>be almost 30, unemployed
>start studying
>finish degree
>be 33 and still unemployed and in debt
or
>be almost 30, unemployed
>get a job
>be employed and make money
learn c++, become a developer.
already got a job.looking for a career
>30yo
>join the military
what?
idk, maybe get a Microsoft cert?
I don't know much about it but my friend got his after basically working as a janitor for 10 years and now he makes a comfortable living.
scholls dont teach you how to build houses.
nor sos.
not to make products.
what so ever.
but good manipulative image way to deceive.
but you lost troll.
>corrections degree
You mean you finished school for a prison guard? Why not find job in prison then? You could also make money smuggling drugs and mobile phones into the prison. My grandfather was a prison guard and he made decent money smuggling all kinds of pills and alcohol into prison.
bump
c+= is where its at