SIRENS GOING OFF NEAR MY HOUSE MILITARY PERSONNEL LITERALLY IN THE STREET

I can't they're on everyone's lawn they're shoving us into the houses

Take a picture... out of a window

>Alice Springs
>Houses
LARPER

start livestreaming to anything and post the link

THERE too?
I CAN SEE THE NUKE!!!
the heatwave is strong
oh nvmnd, its called the sun

I'm going to try one sec

Cool larp
Sage

Yeah i can see all the emus with their russian ak`s going wild... godspeed straya

HOLY FUCK CONFIRMED HAPPENING A BIRD JUST FLEW INTO MY WINDOW FUCK

>TITLE ITS HAPPENING THERE

Didn't your bosses tell you not to copy paste directly from the list of talking points?

OP wasn't a lying faggot after all.

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livestream or video

DON'T WORRY! I GOT THE PICTURE!

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good i have always wanted a damn good war let the chaos begin
youtu.be/YWeEZuiUtFA

i had her chicken at Outback Steakhouse. it's breddy good!

I think this dude is actually doing this for free. I'm not seeing anything in particular that's being slid, I think this is just a genuine autist with pages and pages of this shit pre-prepared.

I managed to snap a pic before I was yelled at I risked my life for this

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what if WWIII was actually going and but no one believes it because OP is aussie?

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mein fuher!

so much this

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OH SHIT A FUCKING PUTIN FLEW OVER MY HOUSE THERE ARE FUCKING AMPHIBIOUS MONGOL TANKS COMING FROM THE GULF OF FINLAND WUT DE FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :DDD

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the quality of this shitpost is abysmal, I don't normally bother to comment but this is so fucking poor that I felt compelled to just pop in and let the OP know

srsly kys

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Sage

weak

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Lol the local primary school's siren went off at midnight last night for some reason.

HOLY FUCK

BAKED ALASKA IS LITERALLY IN MY BACKYARD

THIS MUST BE THE EN....

>Alice Springs
No one cares about the hallucinations you are seeing because you've been sniffing petrol

Hope you like the return of your emu overlords.

sounds legit

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I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit.

Where is this?

>THEY HAVE SILOS IN THE GROUND OPENING UP THE GROUND IS LITERALLY SHAKING
>THEY HAVE SILOS IN THE GROUND OPENING UP THE GROUND IS LITERALLY SHAKING
HOLD ME BROS

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can confirm, glass just flew over my roof

THEY'RE TELLING US TO WALK OUT INTO THE STREET NOW IF I DON'T COME BACK SCREENCAP THIS

those aussie shrooms must be really good

see
If you can post here with your phone, you can post a pic. OP is a fag.

You're either 12 or have an iq bellow 50. Either way, you can go back to licking windows now.

LARP THREAD DETECTED:

Live 2 miles from a joint Army-Air Force base and there is zero happenings going on here, West Coast USA.

Any other anons notice anything?

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You again

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was niet eens zo warm vandaag stel je niet zo aan

OP lives in Alice Springs which is full of abos. I'd say it's petrol, not shrooms

Quck! Fuck your sister!

Damn it they found me.

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Please, don't come back.

Hmmmm. Checked.

Bыcкoчить вaш пyльcиpyющий пeтyх и eбaть вce пoтoк этo cлишкoм

English please, Vlad

I hope a drop bear kills you on a walkabout

Fine I want you to go and fuck everything in the house while streaming

>It's another larpening thread
>200 replies incoming
>the absolute state of /larpol/

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I beat you to it. I told the Bogan Cunt to go fuck his Sister quick before they die. Based Vlad. Carry a 4 Clubs so we don't kill each other if Juden triggers WW3

Gday mates. Can confirm. I'm also in Alice springs. I think it was a nuke but might just be a fucking dingo

It is the standard Shitpost thread. Oh, Anastasia and her Daughters just flew through my house; HAPPENING!

Can confirm a dude dressed like a commando just raped me and said "heh, nothin personal kid"

Dingo Farts can level entire Opal Shanties.

Its happening...........its really happening

THEY LET US BACK INTO THE HOUSES AND THEY JUST LEFT THE ENTIRE STREET IS TOO AFRAID TO COME OUT AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
SOME OF THEM DIDN'T HAVE AUSMILITARY UNIFORMS ON THEY HAD WHITE HELMETS LIKE THE ONES IN SYRIA WTF IS GOING ON??
BROS

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The great Rapening has begun

Ayliums. Coming back for the abbos..

HOLY FUCK! OP IS NOT GAY.
There's a bright light in the sky here too.
Everyone is panicking. Military everywhere.

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The only way to survive the radiation is to slather ketchup all over your genitals.

O-OH MY GOD

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Bright light in sky turns Aussies gay confirmed.

They've probably got some sort of automated alert system that glitched. One of the districts I used to teach in had over 120,000 students. Some principal tried to "test out" our auto-notification for snow closure and managed to send a robocall to every parent with a number listed...at 3 AM...a week before school started in August.

It's developing some sort of camouflage. It's generating it's own cloud like structure.
PREY FOR ME ANONS!

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>Australia will be exterminated

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Nou beetje nederlander sterft ongeveer op dit moment. Wij zijn gebouwt om t water aan te kunnen niet de zon

Is ausie ded?

Go floss your jacked up teeth Gerald

Can confirm habbening. Toilet just walked out the front door with the fridge.... time to goinnawuds

holy shit an australia just flew over my house

uh oh someone forgot to get a redpilled haircut

HELLO POL CAN I GET UHHHHHHHHHHHH THE MCREDPILL PLEASE

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