How do americans reproduce?

How do americans reproduce?

Do two americans just occasionally collide their scooters in the aisles of walmart, and in the tangle of sweaty, bulbous flab appendages does the more male of the two accidentally slide a package of ranch flavored condiments into the gun holster of the other?

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Apparently we have an easier time with it than you europeans

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What a horribly unfunny post. You’re not Strayan, that’s for sure

You know me so well dad

Enough, tho it was inspired, cease this faggotry

How did the English reproduce after having camp beans & meats w/chocolate beer for breakfast? Not to mention a day full of organ meats, greased breads, and more and more high calorie beverages.

>fetal alcohol syndrome
>sperm count too low
>just import more savages, chaps

I've been looking for that picture. Have some OC.

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Apparently niggers are all fucking your women so that must explain it. They are the only ones with dicks big enough to fuck your obese asses. Amerimutts confirmed.

I chuckled a little bit.

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We adopt Chinese children.

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Holy shit that's fucking good lad

The male of the Burger species.

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sage and hide trash bait threads

The female of the Burger species.

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No recovery.

What's wrong burger, can't handle the bantz ?

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Yep. That's called a terminal demography. Except for Alberta. They'll be okay as long as they have the balls to tell the federal government to fuck off and stop taxing them so much.

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The son

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>talks shit about America
>posts picture of Canadian
What does he mean by this?

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>canadians
>not americans

>Brit
>EU
Pick one m8.

I unironically KeKed

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>shitskin education

where can I buy this

I didn't say EU, I said Europe. And you're still in the EU for the foreseeable future. Get back to me when you're actually out and not just in the process of negotiating a way to maybe get out eventually.

>TFW former EMT and had to carry a landwhale suffering from diarrhea out of her 2nd story bathroom

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>tfw american castles do chicken and chips and yours don't.
Ah well.

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We're an island.
We don't count.

That is how I was taught the burgers reproduce

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You're included in the graph I posted. So yes, you do.

I was always told that babies were carried to the mothers in the night by eagles.

The future is near.

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Well your graph's stupid and you're stupid.

What can you do, he's a mutt.

BTFO

suck my balls

stupid americans

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