Hi, my dick is small

Hi, my dick is small.

Please insult me so I can have a good cry

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How small are we talking here, Mr. Trips?

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You're dick so small, bacteria laugh at it.

Small enough that I have never showed it to a woman

Because you're ashamed of it or because you're just shy with women in general?

I am shy with women because I know I am not packing the big guns

My advice is to only go after really petite/short girls. But most women probably won't care about the size of your benin if they like you

Your advice only works for guys who have something to offer to a woman

you can offer your virginity.

Nobody wants that shit.
>you didn't get a woman when you were 16? Haha no way I am going to fuck you

If you're under 9 inches you'll never pleasure a woman!

>stating the obvious
Sorry, try again

Do you have at least 5 cm? Because thats the minimum to penetrate a vagina.

I can get up to 15 when hard.

you could become a gay bottom

I'd rather die a virgin

Are you at least tall?

180cm, pretty much average

Most women do quite well with a few 4 inch long fingers, thanks very much!

I don't know what to say to you, go to Thailand and marry some qt that doesn't question her husband, or you know you can always convert to Islam and get the qts for free.

what about being a cuckold

I can't grow a bigger dick this way, though.
I am out of luck.

I mean the problem is not in your dick, its obviously in the women.

What were your dad's experiences with it? Could use a few pointers

Women are secondary. I was born a retard basically because my dick is smol

rude.

If you already aren't convert to Protestantism/Catholicism and find a conservative qt that wont fuck you until marriage, once you get married and you pull out your 15 cm dick she will know its too late but won't do anything about it. Who knows she might even get used to it. Unless you have a really ugly face then you can scrap this plan also.

I'm fat so no woman would want me unless I can compensate with a huge cock or a fat wallet

anime girls like small pepises.

Then go starve yourself auschwitz mode and find a conservative wife before its too late and all the muslims/blacks take their virginity.

>take their virginity.
>implying any of them still have their virginity

Man theres some pretty conservative families in Bavaria, im sure you can find some qts there.

Bavaria is a cancerous shithole and should not be considered part of Germany

Maybe try Schleswig?

No.

Well theres always a third option, you can die a virgin.

Doesn't Bavaria think the same thing about the rest of Germany?

>you can die a virgin.
I am already on the way towards that.
It's just a shame that I have a small dick. I'd rather have a big shlong and be proud of it and not use than this excuse of a penis and have regular sex.

It's not about the women, it's about me

Do you either want women or a big dick.

Well, my dick won't grow anymore. At least getting a woman might be realistic with hard work.

However, I can never be happy with myself because I lost the genetic lottery

Do you like German women or would you rather prefer someone foreign?

I am at a point in my life where I have little interest in women. No homo, though.
If I was to die next week I would gladly accept that I'd die a virgin

You can always try traps

everyone has limitations
theres probably alot of people with your issue who still found a loving partner who would look past their issues and still have some sex too
I mean no its not fair but life is about making the best of it for most people... not much else most can do.
think about all those young good looking kids who died in that Canada bus crash
died in their teens probably mostly virgins
try and appreciate what u can about life... try and find a path where you can be a person you like and where u can find peace and enjoyment
if u cant welll ur not the only one
you're cynical/shallow view of the world isn't healthy for you
life is more then just sex or money...

>think about all those young good looking kids who died in that Canada bus crash
The fuck are you talking about?

I don't really give a crap about having sex, though. I just want to be happy with my body but I was born with a defect of an average sized penis, so I will never be happy even if I had a body like Zyzz or whatever that cunt's name was.

If you don't care about sex then I don't see why the size issue would matter so much.
Unless it prevents you from fapping like a normal person more or less.

Do you have nice hair?

I don't fap much either.
I just want to not be ashamed of myself

well im sorry man
I can probably relate more then you'd think
I know how much certain feelings can hurt and how it can suck the life out of you
but honestly the only thing you can do is carry on and try to find a solution... otherwise there is just giving up... I don't fucking know
good luck man and good night

Good night, bra