ITT we summon... YOU!
So make sure to show up.
ITT we summon... YOU!
Kevin Morales
Mason Morales
yes hello
Blake Nguyen
bant is kill
Gabriel Nguyen
WAT
Julian Torres
Yeaah boiie
Dominic Mitchell
Hey Jow Forums!
Oliver Taylor
>edgy
Elijah Jackson
Can I bring this 9?!
Jacob Evans
BRITBONG REPORTING FOR DUTY
Joshua Lewis
Hello Russia!
Really?
This is the fifth time this week.
What's it this time?
The frogs?
Yes YOU!
Good morning froggy kraut!
Hey neko!
Nice id.
Of course!
9s are always welcome!
Zachary Cook
Potato reporting in
Carter Garcia
>Hello Russia!
Hello, Norway.
How are you today?
Andrew Long
>What's it this time?
Everything
Jordan Smith
Oh good! Its nice to be welcome!
Gavin James
Good!
More nekos are always needed.
Hello potato!
Got any birthdays coming up?
I'm good!
Had a productive morning so far so that's nice.
How about you?
It'll get better, i promise.
It always has.
:3
Adrian Jackson
die animefabg
Jack Moore
hello
John Butler
>It'll get better, i promise.
>It always has.
You might have a point
Nathaniel Foster
Yeah, nicemark and some other user.
Liam Jenkins
How's your day Norway?
Easton Rodriguez
>Tfw the only Neko in the whole thread
Bring me milk and honey or I'm gonna shit on your furniture
Logan Brown
Hello to you! But also good night as I must sleep. Have a fun thread!
Cooper Sullivan
I posted before you. The Milk and honey is mine!
Jonathan Clark
>edgY
Isaac Hill
please unsummon me
Carson Lopez
>How about you?
Great is this pleasure to live on earth.
So, I'm fine and good.
Isaac Rivera
I don't wanna!
Death is baaad!
Welcome though.
hij!
Of course i do!
Cheer up handsome Shitpost!
There will be better days, where the birds chirp cheerfully for the glory that is Jow Forums!
Cool!
How are you anyways mr potato?
Good so far, even if it hasn't been very long.
How about yours?
But there's one right above you.
Sleep tight!
Jaxson Torres
When is Jow Forumss birthday so I can bake a cake?
Jason Williams
THAT DOESNT COUNT I HAD MY EYES CLOSED
Isaiah Lee
Does not count I had my eyes closed
Asher Howard
You can both get the milk and honey!
Nekos need such things after all~
The summoning ritual can't be undone I'm afraid.
You're stuck, sorry.
Fantastic!
I hope that feeling lasts you a long time!
Fourth of May
Coming up so get ready to bake the cake!
Christopher Richardson
I'm doing alright. Just woke up an hour ago.
Jaxon Campbell
you monster
Dominic Watson
>There will be better days, where the birds chirp cheerfully for the glory that is Jow Forums!
My optimism levels are on maximums power.
Parker Evans
Share with me please
Andrew Watson
The weather is super nice so it's going well. I'm going to the pub for lunch as well so that's good.
It's ok fellow neko. Milk and honey for all!
Parker White
Hands off my optimism buddy
Samuel Harris
Gimme gimme nigga I need it
Benjamin Myers
>Fantastic!
>I hope that feeling lasts you a long time!
Thank you
Anthony Cox
Can I have some optimism
Andrew Harris
Hands off my optimism!
Jason Cox
Cool, got any plans?
Muhahaha
Yeah!
So just keep posting and post well!
You will be needed in the coming renaissance.
That's great!
The weather is also very good here, i should probably go outside for a walk.
:)
Juan Perry
Nope nothing much planned for today. Do you have any plans?
Fine. Meanie
Isaiah Clark
Fuck you pal I'm not sharing with you
Pathetic lower class neko I'll just get my own milk and honey
Suck my ballsack I got my optimism for you right here
Parker Ross
RELEASE ME
Xavier Ortiz
i would like to go back to bed pls
Jackson Clark
:^)
ok
fine take it
*hands you a cub of optimism* now drick it up
night
Nathan Wood
Thanks shitpost, really needed that.
Jackson Roberts
Shitpost these had better not be cummies or I'll be deeply upset with you
Hunter Robinson
NP
now drink it
It's not just drink it
Liam Ross
Hey fuck you buddy I'm so important people come from miles around to give me milk and honey
Oliver Ward
Nah nothing here either.
Except usual stuff like taking a walk.
I had a snobby cat like you, he didn't want to share and whenever the other cat got to the food first he refused to touch it and wanted another bowl for himself.
Nope!
You are now my familiar, do my bidding.
ok, sleep well.
^-^
Oliver Ross
Wait a minute this smells like jizz! That wasn't optimism at all!
Jeremiah Bennett
>:)
I'm glad that you are happy.
Elijah Gonzalez
I already drank it
Nice, I might go for a walk later as well.
Dylan Evans
thats pretty gay though
Easton Anderson
Optimism is a mental construct. You've always had it. You just needed to believe in yourself to do so. Also, it's not jizz......it's poison
good
Mason Clark
>Implying there aren't ten people restocking my bowl every so often
>Implying I don't have other cats hired to lick my balls so I don't have to bother
>Implying a cat of my stature doesn't just hire cats like you to get hair balls for me
I haven't licked myself in years because I get plebians like you to do it for me
Now be quiet, and if you're lucky you may too experience some of the glory of being such an upper class cat
Luis Bell
Why, what will it do to me.
Justin Morgan
>Implying an aristocat of my nature has not been slowly upping the amount of poison consumed per bowl of milk to build up tolerance
GUARDS EXCORT THIS FOOL TO THE DUNGEONS
Leo Clark
My drink is a painful, fatal, incurable disease that is caused when exposed to methane swamps, which can either strike instantly or remain dormant for years. The symptoms are fever, spasms, madness, coma, and finally death.
Jonathan Butler
Heh, greentexting that made it seem a bit different.
Good, we¨ll both be enjoying the sun then!
Probably, now put on this dress!
Ayden Gray
>My drink is a disease causes by exposure to methane swamps
>My drink is a disease
>Causes by methane swamps
GUARDS HE IS DELUSIONAL REMOVE HIM FROM MY PALACE AT ONCE
Jose Reyes
What an incredibly based cat. I am sure we would have been great rivals
Lucas Myers
Sounds like a pretty good time for me.
Hopefully it won't be overcast for long.
Jaxson Hill
I would love to go for a walk but I'm at college.
Wow that does sound quite important perhaps you win...
Aaron Murphy
>GUARDS HE IS DELUSIONAL REMOVE HIM FROM MY PALACE AT ONCE
GUARDS EXCORT THIS FOOL TO THE DUNGEONS
They're not coming *ahem*
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact… same fucking thing… over and over again, expecting… shit to change.
good
Austin Powell
i have arrived, please no flash photography
Alexander Flores
Christian Carter
*Posts the same picture in every thread*
Each with a different name for some reason
>Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact… same fucking thing… over and over again, expecting… shit to change.
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact… same fucking thing… over and over again, expecting… shit to change.
Wyatt Ward
I always win
Isaac Mitchell
>Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact… same fucking thing… over and over again, expecting… shit to change.
That… is crazy; but the first time somebody told me that…I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so boom – I shot him. The thing is, okay… He was right. And then I started seeing: everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked, all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing… over and over and over and over again thinking: “This time, it’s gonna be different; no, no, no, no, no, please… This time it’s gonna be different.” …I am sorry, I don’t like the way you are looking at me… Okay, do you have a fucking problem in your head? Do you think I am bullshitting you? Do you think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU! It’s okay, man. I’m gonna chill, hermano. I’m gonna chill… The thing is… alright, the thing is: I killed you once already… and it’s not like I am fucking crazy. It’s okay… It’s like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition… of insanity?
Jordan Reed
He was a pain in the ass to deal with is what he was.
I hope so too for your sake, better to have a bit of sun.
You can still go on walks though can't you?
*takes your photo with an old timey 50s camera*
It's only a maids outfit, so you can serve better~
Christopher Robinson
nice tumblr filename
Michael Thompson
the formula that holds
sure atracts first
but even then
waw
Ryder Ortiz
Nice lurking for the whole thread contributing nothing and then saying "haha epic where'd you get that from Tumblr hahahaahha"
Get the fuck out of here autism kiwi you can suck my fat hairy 2 seconds of googling to find a reaction image and not changing the name nutsack dude
Kinda like me then lul
Dylan Moore
I'm still not giving you my milk and honey though
Yeah but I've got loads of work to do so I'm finishing later probably.
Luis Moore
good night
Brody Ortiz
powers that suck
Asher Nguyen
like pottery
Brody Williams
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David King
Like autism
Juan Young
The best maids are nekos
Juan Thomas
Like homosexuals
Logan Lewis
like based and redpilled
Bentley Butler
lmao look at him go!
Hunter Bailey
I have so much milk and honey I could pay for your entire family to be my maids with it I don't need you to share you pathetic scraps with me
Samuel Young
You know what that was just lazy
Easton Roberts
blow it in your ass
Jackson Bailey
The formula only attracts the finest.
As you are evidence of.
How are you portugal?
Nah, you're easier to deal with.
ok, hope you enjoy it when you decide to do it!
Bye bye little familiar~
Nathan Thompson
>It still worked on the autism fruit
Like fucking clockwork.
Nolan Cook
>blow it in your ass
Blow what?
I got nothing
Isaac Moore
>How are you portugal?
im fine ty.
you?
>The formula only attracts the finest.
interesting.
Cooper Jones
You got the autistic kiwi my doggie that's at least one bite
Hell maybe even two if you include my (you)s as well
Dominic Thompson
This is true.
I would like a neko maid~
I'm good!
Just listening to some music before i go on a walk
Nathaniel Brown
how do I mass filter
Colton Lee
Don't know what to do while waiting for the weather to clear up
Liam Morales
Thanks?
Liam Collins
By blowing it in his ass
Dylan Richardson
Yeah I guess so
Easy
no