have you taken the bloatmax pill yet Jow Forums?
Have you taken the bloatmax pill yet Jow Forums?
Colton Cruz
Ayden White
wtf is this lmao
Jose Gonzalez
Leo Butler
Jow Forums meme
Charles Taylor
That's not bloat it's power. You want power, you eat and do the big three compound exercises, squats, deadlifts, bench, go heavy as you can 1-3reps. Dont drop you're deadlifts lower it. I was a beast back in the day. People respect power.
Ian Moore
>People respect power.
This is also true in Nature. The Weak must fear the Strong
Caleb Allen
fucking kek
Nathan Barnes
>not bloatmaxxing
Tyler Morales
You mean getting fat, but still being strong?
Daniel King
Jonathan Cooper
The fat fuck might be strong, but he's strong at some meme bullshit and never does any strongman-related stuff, because he lacks mobility.
Fucking power walking
Julian Thompson
May be strong, but he looks completely unhealthy.
Ian Morales
yeah notthing is more intimidating than a fat guy who cant catch his breath
Ayden Scott
fucking lel...i'm dying right now
What in the actual fuck is that shit? Did he come up with some exercise specifically for his beer belly?
Matthew Baker
Itt skinny ninnies screeching out their weakness
Ethan Wright
that guy is a unit. No one is taking him down for shit. He looks like he flips cars for fun.
Alexander Davis
Power walkin power talkin power chalkin
LIFT SHIT LIKE A GREEK GOD!!!!
SUPER BLOATMAX SALINE SOLUTION
IT WILL MAKE SCREAAAAM
Henry Gutierrez
h-how to achieve this beast mode?
Grayson Price
Louis Cyr -one of strongest men to ever live.
James Hughes
You forgot an x nigger
It's bloatmaxx
Ryder Gray
Paul Anderson
youtube.com
Luke Morris
n the 50's Paul was part of a weight lifting Team that was invited to the Soviet Union as part of a Propaganda Stint to show the Superiority of Communism over Capitalism. When Paul came on stage, the Soviet Audience laughed hysterically. So much so , that Paul left the stage, (as you can see from the above video he was short and Fat). He told the organizers to put much more weight on the bar than the world record for a clean and jerk, they were made because it would damage the bar and they felt he could never even budge it. But in the end they put it on and Paul went out and set a new world record, (by a substantial margin), in front of the world. The audience was thrilled.
Paul was recognized as the strongest man ever, by the Book of world records for about a decade. When he did his back lift, every thing was recorded on calibrated scales. But in later years it was removed for no clear reason, (most likely because he did it... they approved it and later said.. "We were not there"... but many records that they did recogize .. they were not there for either.
As to Louis Cyr, he rocked too. But comparing 1900 to 1950.. the accuracy of the Weight Systems were vastly Different. I am not saying Paul was stronger based on that, I am saying the Standards for how much weight was "Actually" lifted were very different. Louis May have been stronger. I want to emphasize that Paul and Louis had no Steriods/Drugs and No modern Diets. They Both Bulked up with lots of extra Fat and absolutely Kicked Ass.
I read Paul Anderson's book He is one of my Hero's. He ran a school for Troubled Boys, (i.e. Criminal issues), and helped them become good citizens. Paul was a Christian who gave God the Credit for all his Wins! He really was in the end a "Nice Guy".
Paul and Louis are great historical examples of Forces of Nature that made history.
Chase Bennett
Lift weights and have absolutely zero concept of diet or other such commie words.
BREAD PASTA MEAT CHEESE BEER LIQOUR fish if your nasty
Vegertables? Onion Garlic Potato
>Also known as the gopnick salad
Easton Campbell
Look at nature at anons. Gorrillas are much stronger than men
Robert Nguyen
Charles Ramirez
Im training and bulking hard so that i can join my local bloatgym, hoping to get in next tryout
Levi Torres
Isaiah Ramirez
what bitch?
Andrew Brooks
Now I have to bloatmax to stay truecel
Benjamin Cruz
Thomas Johnson
The jiggling is hypnotic
Henry Gray
>People respect power.
resent*
I hang around with some very big guys (4u) because I'm a muscle-fetishist faggot with a cute face who'll do pretty much anything for fug, so trust my experience when I tell you that nobody who's outside of a very small clique of gym dudebros likes or respects big people.
If you're toned you're narcissistic and Chaddish (note: even normies see excess Chadism as a bad thing); if you're bloatmax you're just weird and usually seen as unfriendly, unless you're lucky, in which case you're seen as jolly. In both cases you're seen as stupid.
To be fair, these stereotypes are largely true in my experience.
But the point is that the average Norm Normie walking down the streets of Normalville sees a big strong guy and thinks "that guy looks like a fucking asshole."
Luis Scott
Luke Roberts
>Normie walking down the streets of Normalville sees a big strong guy and thinks "that guy looks like a fucking asshole."
That's the whole point isnt it? Then people leave you alone.
Kevin Thompson
99% of all people manage to find a mate, user.
Getting some fug is not the highest goal in life.
Brody Sullivan
Well, I mean, if that's what you want then sure. But don't mistake being excluded by others as respect.
Nathaniel Morales
hey, bruce wang, take control of yourself and fetishes.
Jordan Harris
Logan Foster
My fetishes > your fetishes.
Do you really think that girl is hot?
I get the impression that you equate finding a female to spend time with you to success, and if that's the case I feel bad for you because it means either 1) you're retarded, or 2) for you getting any female attention at all actually does qualify as a significant achievement because of all your impediments.
In any event, take it from me. The only people who care about getting some fuck are people who don't.
Angel Price
look at how red he is from not being able to breathe
Ryan Morgan
I do not know about you pitiful scumsuckers but personally I took bloatpill decade ago now I am pretty much invincible.
My gains :
John Edwards
Fun fact: being too muscular and being too fat cause almost exactly the same medical problems.
The more you know.
Gabriel Davis
Yeah but it looks like a light jog would kill him. If you can beat someone by simply jogging away at reasonable pace what's the point if he can crush you like beatroot?
Josiah Foster
Here's a perfect opponent for you:
youtube.com
Sebastian Ross
Luke Green
I don't agree with the idea that a man should be weedy.
It was popular among boomers back in the day to be really skinny.
They had a different society. No foreign gangs, more social cohesion.
Anyway ive heard boomers say why do you need to put on muscle I never had to? Different times.
Ive also had people living in pre-war europe tell me they had to bodybuild for personal safety.
So really there you go before the war men were strong and proud of it.
Evan Wilson
Matter of fact is:
Male needs height (202cm here) and muscle but also needs that so called `bloat` in middle torso so he can be the badass he really wants, overpowering generally speaking everyone I meet in my daily life.
He can do his butterfly dance all he wants, hell he can even hit me thrice in my face hard as he can, I only need one and he is permanently handicapped for rest of his life.
Jayden Lopez
what do you mean pre war europe, we constantly have wars here
James Rodriguez
TWINKS detected
>2015+3
>not walking training
lmaoing @ur collective lives
Michael Mitchell
ayyy
Nicholas Nelson
he looks like he is about to die of a heart attack. i would beat his fucking ass and then run away and watchi him struggle trying to catch me
Ayden Sullivan
Paul Anderson is a redpill story. World's strongest man but jewed out of the record.
They used to push unrealistic steroid bodies as the image of strength, now they're just full anti strength with "toxic masculinity"
Sumo don't live very long either but they're strong like a mountain.
Justin Thomas
Bloatmax is true alpha. Regardless of what you look like, you are attractive because of how powerful you are.
Brandon Nguyen
Nice try faggot, you couldn’t beat shit
Cameron Cox
Lanky > Bloatman.
Who the hell wants to be shaped like a human-shaped ball anyway? This shit is retarded.
Jordan Bailey
It's the "athletic" look that people like, aka ottermode. It says "I keep in shape but it's not a big deal". Any bigger looks like a tryhard. Which if you're a competing powerlifter or legitimate bodybuilder is a good thing, but otherwise people assume you spend too much time in the gym
Jack Cruz
He is beautiful
Connor Cook
Cantwell got swole
Aaron Parker
say that shit to my face and not online and see what happens fucker.
Matthew Thomas
Yeah no surprise most people who think jacked dudes are assholes. Because they remind them of their own lack of discipline as they wish they were jacked too. The average person is jealous of the average successful person.
Aiden Campbell
Bloatmaxing makes you impervious to bullets and melee weapons
Dylan King
He runs while a well greased machine
Isaac Miller
Pretty much hits the nail on the head.
>Because they remind them of their own lack of discipline as they wish they were jacked too.
The average jacked guy is dumb and loud. You don't need to be jealous of them to find them annoying.
It's a special kind of arrogance to assume that people dislike you because they're jealous. Perhaps you're just unlikable.
Now, don't take that as me beating up on jacked guys. I like them. I like to hang around them and go to bed with them. But take it as long experience - if you're looking for an intellectual partner, that they generally ain't. The kind of work required to get jacked acts as a filter - it doesn't necessarily filter out the lazy like you think it does. What it filters out is everyone who doesn't value being jacked enough to put in that kind of work. The only people who end up jacked are the people who really, really want to be jacked. And that's a certain type of person, and that type of person is generally unlikable.
You think the Executive Director of an entire department is "lazy" and "lacks discipline" just because he has a little bit of a gut? Judging everyone on the sole criteria of how fit they are is exactly the kind of typical retardation you see amongst the jacked.
Sebastian Baker
When I started working out the 'jacked dudes' were the most courteous people in gym. Despite being greater than 10x stronger than me they'd always ask my permission to use a power rack or machine.
I have a home gym now but the most shit I ever got from people at the gym were from skinny people who felt the need to go the gym as a group. That's still the most pathetic thing I can think of is going to the gym with a group of people so you can monopolize a rack.
Matthew Long
>jacked
>success
Look you faggots if you want to fug bishes improve personality, ripped body is a plus, but girls are not visual creatures like us men, theyre emotional, if you know how to control girls emotions you win.
Christian Diaz
Oliver Brooks
giving unsolicited advice on the internet about pussy is a clear sign that you've never had any yourself.
Nolan Gutierrez
niggers are fucking creepy
Wyatt Lee
Saved.
Henry Hill
I Go to gym everyday only to do max dead lift, bench and squats.
ONCE EACH I ONLY GO FOR MAX AND INTAKE 11k clean calories a day.
All these twinks are just human waste to me.
Yeah I know maxx alpha here.
Carson Watson
Is that a pepe version of fucking Butter Bean.
Hudson Phillips
See how the twinklets here can’t respond now that there is proof that Grizzly slays. The weak should fear the Greek!
Jaxon Torres
Strong and stylish- this is the way to true next level Chaddom.
James Morris
He's right though.
Brandon Cooper
the opposite is true you are spouting jew lies
every jacked persn ive met has been courteous and kind while lanklet soyboys are hateful shrews that lash out for no reason likely due to their vast nutrient deficiencies.
Nolan Gray
this again
Michael Hernandez
My son
Cooper Hughes
this is who or what Butter Beans is.
>pic very much related
Matthew Cook
Depends on your definition of jacked and the depth of your interaction with them.
Or you might have just been lucky.
I'm talking about people at the upper end of the scale. People who take their lifting seriously.
Thomas Sanders
U lis'nin'??
Hunter Roberts
shut the fuck up twink
Elijah Collins
>People who take their lifting seriously.
again those are also kind people. These are men that work very hard to achieve their goals which is why people who dont are ribbed by them more often.
Just watched a strongman doc on sorosflix and everyone in it was a gentleman, you sound like you just cant handle the bantz.
Noah Green
I'm sorry, but the jiggle of his right boob as he does that removes all potential intimidation from the gesture.
Doubt there's anything I could do to meaningfully harm him unarmed, but I also feel pretty confident he wouldn't be able to touch me either. I could probably briskly walk away faster than he could run at full sprint!
Matthew Richardson
eh sort of, they're emotional but they're also ridiculously materialistic and image-based, they care what their friends/peers think of them and they generally desire superiority or at least equality to their friends/peers
so if her best friend Jenny gets a new boyfriend with six pack abs and a $150k/year salary she's going to want the same for herself (or better) and have an instant emotional response to it. Basically be as superficial as possible, get jacked, get money/career - or if you can't, then learn how to fake having money/career, and you'll get some decently attractive women.
Even girls who don't appear to be that way probably are to a degree, it could just be that they have a weaker, less successful social circle. If her friends ugly and has a fat, ugly, poor boyfriend, she'll be willing to settle for an "average" (non-jacked/non-rich) guy and still feel that she's better off than her friend
Zachary Torres
I'm so attracted to muscular men but I'm so soft, I just figure they'll never want me so I never try to flirt with them....
Hudson Roberts
Aiden Mitchell
>implying your twink ass could escape the gravitational pull
Brandon Richardson
A challenger appears
Dylan Perry
No. He's full of shit.
>99% of all people manage to find a mate, user.
>Getting some fug is not the highest goal in life.
This user is correct. Getting laid is nothing special, it's ubiquitously ordinary.
Julian Jenkins
This is my experience as well, we'd run a rotation so all the machines were used all the time. Helped the jacked guys work faster and got me up to speed, as well as nobody needing to wait.
Henry Nguyen
Grizzly doesn’t mess with faggots only the purest qt girls
Andrew Anderson
fucking disgusting
Blake Stewart
Adrian Peterson
Look if that's what you believe then whatever, but it directly contradicts pretty much every interaction I've ever had with jacked guys.
Maybe you just have different (read: lower) standards than me when it comes to human interaction.
>cant handle the bantz
m8 I never said I don't like the guys. In fact I've said the opposite. I like hanging out with them because they're fun and energetic and aren't mopy sadsacks who refuse to leave the house like most of my other friends. But I don't have to be wilfully blind to how they're different to other people.
>These are men that work very hard to achieve their goals
Hard work exists outside the gym.
P.S. gym isn't actually very hard.
>I'm so soft, I just figure they'll never want me
You're right.
You might get really fucking lucky and find a chubby chaser, but a fit and handsome chubby chaser has the pick of all the chubs on the planet because of how many like you there are who want to get with him, so you'd have to be pretty much perfect for him because he doesn't need to settle.
Ryan Edwards
Tell me more about your half plate squat, baby.
Brandon Flores
I am a grill
Robert Gutierrez
Justin Brown
>It's a special kind of arrogance to assume that people dislike you because they're jealous
I‘m talking about people judging jacked dudes whom they don‘t even know beyond having just looked at them once and concluded they must be a „douche“ just because they‘re muscular. I‘m basically saying don‘t judge a book by it‘s cover and people who do are assholes. I‘m fully aware that there‘s a certain point of diminishing returns when it comes to jacked-ness and I‘d say you‘re correct that they aren‘t the most intellectual type generally. Also, the CEO of a company with a belly isn‘t the type to get jealous and resentful. They know the value of hard work and can appreciate it even if it‘s outside their field of expertise. Poor people who have that crab in the bucket mentality resent successful people, which explains the behavior of commies. By the same token, lots of unfit people resent fit people, so they judge them solely on looks alone. The only explanation for that is scenario. It‘s only a different story if the person disliking the jacked dude knows him well to a point they can make somewhat of an accurate assessment of their personality.
Evan Hall
Nigga it's still 360 kg, show some respect for bloatmax
Jace Richardson
his hand would clasp onto you like a rabid pitbull, puncturing and tearing five big nasty holes into your flesh, then he'd shake the wound and you would pass out and die from shock