Make fun of your country

>be Irish
>Every breakfast is lucky charms
>Pray to St Patrick everynight
>get into bar fights with every nigger or foreigner i see because the country is a dumping ground

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>>get into bar fights with every nigger or foreigner i see because the country is a dumping ground
prove it

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>be Syria
>be Enjoying life

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>be uk
that's the joke

>USA
>free
Pick one

Nigerians everywhere

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>be Czech
>complain about corruption
>vote for more corruption

from what i understand freedom in usa is better than eruope right ?plz say yes ;_;

>be flip
>do drugs
>get shot

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Beautiful

We don’t have as much police state bullshit going on but corporate lobbyists have destroyed our middle class, and basically all our media is some form of corporate propaganda. Nobody votes anymore, so our democracy is basically dead.

Why do people just throw around ‘police state’ like it means something

but is not the propaganda everywhere tho ?
and middle class dying is not a new thing afaik

>be american
>eat loads of sugar every day
>get fat
>become an easy target for gang members
>get shot

It’s getting bad though, cost of living is getting higher and incomes aren’t rising, particularly for those going for four-year degrees.

what's the situation of the pharmaceutical industry in the US ?

>be Chinese
>government calls for boycotting American goods
>kek 301
>government gets mad at murica for not selling goods to panda
>mfw

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Doctors like to prescribe a shitton of pills which are way more expensive than they need to be. Not like they never work, but everything healthcare related is crazy expensive unless your employer has good benefits.

"Oi bruv ya godda liscense for postin on a HATE SITE??"

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so good from someone working inside the industry pov ?

Oh yeah, doctors make a shitton of money here

here too , everywhere i'd say
what about pharmacists ?

I don’t know the specifics for each sector, but all the medical professionals I’ve met are pretty well off. I’m lucky enough to be young and healthy so I haven’t had to deal with them much.

thank you for the answers fren ! stay healthy

>be American
>hanging out on American internet
>suddenly a Russian shows up
>”How did you get here Russian this is our internet”
>Russian says it’s cool he got a visa and oh by the way here’s some memes on the house
>Hey thanks man
>No problem kid
>1 year later...

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Thx m8

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> be britbong
> filled with beautiful castles
> crown jewels in Tower of London

> be France
> world renowned wine and food
> world-famouse Louvre museum

> be Netherlands
> literally wage war against the sea through marvel engineering

> be German
> biggest tech conventions in the entire world

> be Belgian
> a handful of big metal balls and a fucking pissing statue

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>be american
>get shot
>get sent to the hospital
>suffocate because belly fat covers face
Do tell about the big metal balls

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Looks cool

There's a restaurant in the top ball

>we’re not free we just can say whatever we want but da corporations dude

Much better

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You've got Tintin though

Tintin is a little faggot
What kind of man tucks his trousers inside his socks

That's actually a really important thing to do when trekking into tall grass/wilderness to avoid ticks and other disease-carrying things from crawling up and biting you

>one german poster in this thread besides me
>being this butthurt

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I’m free to be as much of a cynical little bitch as I want, and we’re all free to do whatever we want as long as what we do continues to feed money into the corporate siphon.

>be Spanish
>get up at 1 pm because unemployed
>have a bocata de tortilla and sangría for lunch
>spend the afternoon complaining about how the government does nothing to solve the unemployment problem
>fast forward to next elections
>vote for the same party yet again because "at least they're not filthy commies"

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ok i have 2 nationalities
>be australian
>watch politicians in canberra shout insults at each other for fun because our entertainment is full of libtardation

>be french
>vote for person who promises to bring us socialist utopia
>gets elected
>makes fun of the stupidity of voters publicly while he does nothing during presidency
>blame minority groups
>mfw terrorist attack

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> actually this deluded
> can’t own a gun in Australia
> can’t watch a good movie or play a violent game
> That Shit ABC Comedy shows With their privilage videos
> Socialist Government
> Gay And Lesbian Islands Of the coral sea

Help me

>be American
>want to attend university or get basic medical care
>get enslaved for life to repay Mr Shekelberg hundreds of thousands of loan debt in the best case
>go bankrupt and/or die in the worst case
>be "free"

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Huh. The moar you know

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>be American
>entire education, media, and entertainment industry dominated by the left
>meme a president into office due to the worst possible candidates in the history of the country as the only choices we have
>Left doubles down on propaganda and indoctrination
>president doesn't know how to be professional
>spends all his time on Twitter
>fires anyone good at their job because they didn't kiss ass hard enough
>yelled fake news so now nobody trusts corrupted news outlets anymore
>the left literally goes insane
>still a net positive for his presidency

That's rich coming from the U.K, the country who's PM has a sudden hard-on for monitoring the internet

>I might not be able to say what I want or defend myself but at least I get to give 90% of my paycheck to my government

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>I might be an uneducated fuck but at least I get to show it on a mongolian pottery imageboard

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>be FDR
>tell Americans income taxes are only for wartime
>make a cold war that never ends

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> can’t own a gun in Australia
>Needing a gun instead of a boomerang
Pussy
> can’t watch a good movie or play a violent game
>That's what the internet is for
> That Shit ABC Comedy shows With their privilage videos
>Literally everyone in Australia thought that was stupid
>Idk what you think socialism is
> Gay And Lesbian Islands Of the coral sea
>It's called a biohazard zone

>be Greek
>greatest civilization on the face of the Earth
>china isnt even close
>invent the West, literally
>invent physics, math and sex
>few centuries later
>shithole country with no money
>brain drain harder than South Africa
>commie goverment
>the butt of europe
>debts
>turk Sultan bullies you all the time
>sand-niggers tramble you to get to that fine North pussy, taking all your money in the process
>balkan
>debts again

cuck

i mean

just look at us

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>be american
>get shot
>everyone starts clapping
>can't afford medical care
>but it's ok because it didn't even penetrate your blubber layer

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what is it like for shit like even just weed and abusing cough syrup? still that harsh?

not even a week ago i read about some dude who got arrested for having a butter knife in public

what time do people usually fall asleep/wake up in spain? over here most wake up at 7a and are in bed around 10-11p, but i heard in spain yall like your sleep

lol well actually police here don't know shit about cough syrup as a party drug, and weed dealers only get a slap on the wrist as long as you give them a cut. what they're really after are the methheads

ah ok, from my end i was under the impression of basically if you took one too many painkillers then firing squad. hilarious that they don't know something like cough syrup tho

well... it's exist

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ye most people here still associate those drugs with conventional medicine, completely ignorant about their addictive qualities. it's the shady stuff wrapped in dozens of bags, bought from some far-out province, and carried by runners via passenger bus that cops are looking for

Interesting. thank!

np don't believe everything the news says about Duterte

Yea, I try not to, but when that's the only thing out there (and admittedly you don't go looking yourself) that's the only thing you get. What do you think about him?

>That Shit ABC Comedy shows With their privilage videos
>privilage
The american education system shows itself again

Also, I didn't realize those ABCME videos were that famous

a bit insane, but he's done more for the country in a year than our last president could in 6

SHUT UP!!! Taxes are the duty of any proud citizen!!!

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>be American
>"""""""democratic"""""""" votes can be thrown in the garbage by the electoral college
>get shot in high school
>get shot in middle school
>get shot in elementary school
>healthcare to take the bullets out costs thousands of dollars
>president almost singlehandedly edging the entire world towards WWIII
>the left wants an individual bathroom for each of the 493 genders and to legalize pedophilia and incest
>the right are holocaust deniers that want to reinstate slavery and electrocute gays to make them straight
>everyone is fat
>most people are racist
>no one can drive
>college is several thousands of dollars per semester
>food is carcinogenic
>generation z is retarded
>generation y is apathetic to everything
>boomers hate everyone and everything that inconveniences them even though some (lots) of it is their fault
>net neutrality is dead

>be austrian
>make post cotaining the word "sister"
>get 20+ replies

>be Croatian
>find oil
>America hears we have oil
>accidentally bombs Serbia because no geographical knowledge
>mfw

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What

What

What

>Be Britbong
>Make bacon sandwich and watch telly
>Arrested for hate crime against muslims, posession of a butterknife and not paying TV license

Oh fuck, i get it

Check'd

>Be an israeli
>Be an monry grabing jew

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I LOVE YOU MARRY ME

>be dutch
>sandnigga stole my bike

same

balls of STEEL!

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>be bong
>be bong

>be belgian
>have the best beers in the world, by far
>friendly culture afaik

>not even considered western anymore

Top kek

>live in Australia
>forget ground harness as I go outside
>it's ok because Medicare covers falling out of the planet

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>Be Londoner
>Spend all time at work or commuting
>Spend all money on rent and commuting
>Slowly dying from air pollution
>Get hit crossing the road by cyclists always running red lights
>Spend £5.50 on a pint of beer in a pub
>In the last five years I haven't boarded a tube train that I hadn't thought about throwing myself under 10 seconds prior

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>In the last five years I haven't boarded a tube train that I hadn't thought about throwing myself under 10 seconds prior
Thinking the same thing every fucking day

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>Be German
>Get robbed by Mohamed
>Get cucked by Mohamed
>Celebrate it
>Get beat up by your own people for defending yourself against it
Fuck you Germans, I hate you undignified degenerated cucks I am gonna get out of here hopefully soon.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JW8DNStF3TE

>putin

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