I just weighed myself before and after taking a shit and I lost 1.3kg. Is this a good method of weight loss?
I just weighed myself before and after taking a shit and I lost 1.3kg. Is this a good method of weight loss?
Liam Campbell
Nathan Lopez
sure why not OP?
Asher Ortiz
no you just gain it back immediately
weight fluctuates by like 5kg because of your body water content and how much shit you got in you
Brandon Lee
In a way yes, but how big was your shit?
Jaxon Ortiz
It took 3 flushes until the toilet bowl was clear and I think I just lost my anal virginity
Connor Baker
ok
Angel Anderson
Have you been drinking water?
Samuel Ward
This
Isaiah Cook
Yeah, I drink lots of water. And I've been eating a lot of vegetables, nuts and seeds lately because I heard the fibre in vegetables and the oils in nuts and seeds help prevent constipation, which I used to have a problem with. But not anymore, I think
Angel Brown
What did you eat to make you shit so much?
Hudson Adams
ROLL
Caleb White
NOOOOOOOOOO
Adam Richardson
I ate heaps of pasta, chicken and a stir-fry of vegetables last night, and this morning I had a big bowl of weet-bix with pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds and almonds. I think it was a combination of all of that.
Joseph Ortiz
AIDS
Jayden White
>I think I just lost my anal virginity
I guess you did lose your anal virginity.
Joseph Harris
that sounds gross
Andrew Richardson
>losing 1.3 kg from shitting
what the absolute fuck
How?
How are you still alive?
Is this normal?
Parker Diaz
fat fuck
Jackson Bailey
hey man I'm only 87kg
Christopher Cox
How much is that in pounds?
Jordan Howard
Google it
James Miller
2.86 pounds
A truly American shit.
Jose Peterson
There are 2.2 pounds to a kilogram. You should be able to work it out from there.
Noah Jackson
How tall are you? I'm 6'3 and around 60kg
Kayden Powell
search engines are gay
Jesus
Henry Perry
I remember my first anal ripping shit. It was like losing 10 lbs. I couldn't sit for hours.
I bleed a little.
Daniel Brown
4foot hobbit dropping kiloshits
Hudson Rodriguez
>nearly 3 fucking pounds
Isaac Allen
Damn you must appear very skinny, no offense sorry user. 5'11" manlet here
Caleb Lee
Perfect for you
Robert Lewis
I'm like 51kg Idk how tall
Liam Roberts
damn I got roasted
Julian Phillips
I'm fucking dying
My wrists and ankles don't work anymore.
Jordan Martin
Wait how did you type that with non-functioning wrists?
Asher Bell
Michael Hernandez
literally crying rn :(
James Diaz
obviously paid his dick typing licence
dumbwi
Levi Foster
They're fine as long as I don't put weight on them. The ankles thing is new though, my Achille's tendons randomly hurt like a bitch sometimes when I walk, wrists have been like this since November.
This aswell.
Gavin Cook
oh shit I need to get mine renewed thanks for reminding me user
Nathan Phillips
Jacob Lee
How'd he shave his moustache to make it look like that what the fuck?
Caleb Barnes
BASED doremi poster
James Hernandez
How does he shave?