Stop peeing while sitting down. It's a jewish plot to demasulate you and to give you ass cancer.
Ever since I stopped sitting down I stopped sequeezing every time I took a piss and my shits when from mush to solid again, in about a week or two. Just take a shit when you have to, don't squeeze, just get up again instead of forcing it.
It isn't cleaner either, because if you piss while sitting down piss fog will residue underneath the toilet seat. Which it won't if you piss with the toilet seat up.
how the fuck do you piss with a full erection? The Vas Deferens should stop that unless you have cancer of the prostate
Anthony Morris
German cuckboys
Adam King
I thought only Swedish assigned males did that.
Connor Reyes
Just bend it into the direction you want to piss. Are you a woman? Tilt your hips if you have to.
Evan Cook
U should also swallow a bulb onion every time u shit that way u always have onion in u
Jacob Cook
I have to pee sitting down at toilets because of a medical condition that makes my urine spray sometimes. I'd rather stand up but I do it out of courtesy to other people's bathrooms and to not always have to clean mine.
You don't look at your shit before you flush? What if it suddenly turned blue? You could be unknowingly developing turbo asscancer because you flush without looking.
I'm 100% sure that she said the exact opposite of this a few years ago, but I can't find the quote thanks to the recent debate over this shit. She is such a fucking liar.
Xavier Mitchell
What are you talking about? Is it not normal to stand when you piss in Germany?
Ryder Cruz
The fact that you even feel the need to say this is beyond alarming. Most western males stand up and are mocked if they "out" themselves as sitters. >the absolute state of Germany
It's even worse. There's a stigma on peing while standing up.
Zachary James
alright boys what's today's redpilled haircuts for the balls
Jose Sanchez
Who the fuck pees while sitting down ?
Carter Bailey
Me, I'd get pee on the seat for sure if I peed standing.
Parker Davis
You have to lift the seat bro.
Blake Barnes
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