Stop peeing while sitting down. It's a jewish plot to demasulate you and to give you ass cancer

Stop peeing while sitting down. It's a jewish plot to demasulate you and to give you ass cancer.

Ever since I stopped sitting down I stopped sequeezing every time I took a piss and my shits when from mush to solid again, in about a week or two. Just take a shit when you have to, don't squeeze, just get up again instead of forcing it.

You might think I'm joking but I'm not.

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Good thing I poop standing up

Merkel "Islam is part of Germany"

I hope Ahmed kills you for making this thread.

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Who the fuck sits down to pee

It isn't cleaner either, because if you piss while sitting down piss fog will residue underneath the toilet seat. Which it won't if you piss with the toilet seat up.

Wrong beta alecuck

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how the fuck do you piss with a full erection?
The Vas Deferens should stop that unless you have cancer of the prostate

German cuckboys

I thought only Swedish assigned males did that.

Just bend it into the direction you want to piss. Are you a woman? Tilt your hips if you have to.

U should also swallow a bulb onion every time u shit that way u always have onion in u

I have to pee sitting down at toilets because of a medical condition that makes my urine spray sometimes. I'd rather stand up but I do it out of courtesy to other people's bathrooms and to not always have to clean mine.

We being a chad

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that's alpha as fuck user

ITT:
>politics

I pee sitting down because I want to shitpost during every moment of the day.

Even that's too extreme, I have to disavow

>sequeezing every time I took a piss

there's your problem, retard

what kind of faggot sits down to pee?

Just shut up german nigger
Germans are not allowed to talk about toilet you invented pic related.

Not only forces you to stare at your turd, but it also Makes your dick touch the toilet, you can die...you monsters

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This fucking thread.

Only in Europe is this an issue.

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Faggots, trannys and German cucks

You don't look at your shit before you flush? What if it suddenly turned blue? You could be unknowingly developing turbo asscancer because you flush without looking.

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Why? what is the purpose of such a toilet?

I'm 100% sure that she said the exact opposite of this a few years ago, but I can't find the quote thanks to the recent debate over this shit.
She is such a fucking liar.

What are you talking about? Is it not normal to stand when you piss in Germany?

The fact that you even feel the need to say this is beyond alarming. Most western males stand up and are mocked if they "out" themselves as sitters.
>the absolute state of Germany

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I only piss while sitting if I also have to shit.

important thread

It's even worse. There's a stigma on peing while standing up.

alright boys what's today's redpilled haircuts for the balls

Who the fuck pees while sitting down ?

Me, I'd get pee on the seat for sure if I peed standing.

You have to lift the seat bro.

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