Shitpost as hard as you can, as fast as you can.
Imagine you're an Indian trying to get in on the space program.
Imagine you're an American in a Walmart after a twelve burger breakfast.
Imagine you're a billionaire with a Twitter account, a grudge, and one hell of a nuclear arsenal.
Also people often mistake your face for your ass. Everything you like is stupid and wrong. And you're moms a massive slut.
And I highly doubt anything you say can prove me otherwise
Yuru Yuri was made by a jelly fish
Lucky it didn't sting anybody
else it would probably be called yuru yaoi
Where did you two get these pictures of me
I SNAGGED IT FROM YOUR MOM'S NIGHTSTAND AFTER I PORKED HER
I put the best
Into bestiality
It is my one addiction. That I hunger for food
>be from Chicago
>be Polish and don't understand English
>get shot by crips for squatting in blood part of town
>your kurwa resurrects you
>they keep shooting
>bullets fly off you like nothing
>they stop shooting and attempt to hit you with brass knuckles
>one crip gets launched into the motherfucking sun
>you say to the other dark-toned adversaries,
>"remove kebab"
>they are all unmade by your will
>go home
>have pierogi
What the fuck is this? What the fuck is that? What the fuck are those? What the fuck is this? What the fuck are these? What the shit is that? Why the fuck is it like this? Like hick music bub? I know you do, thought so pal. What’s the point? Off course there’s a point it’s to enjoy and live for better days yeah, get off your ass. When I feel good I feel like a kid and when I feel bad I act like a kid. What’s wrong with me? Whatever I’m bored and I like you guys. Why can’t I let go? A majority of people need to let go. Are we a bastardized version of past events thoughts and people? What ever we’re doing our own thing. World keeps turning, spinning on an axis around the sun, a beauty aint she? The sun I mean. An itch in my mind but I let go. I have too. I hate massive egos, is it their insecurity or my own? I like being stupid and happy. That’s alright as long as I do it on my own time. I’m a blur. I can’t stop eating. Nothing but gibberish. I’m not mad anymore.
Piłsudski would be proud user
Love you guys btw
We love you too
YYYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thanks man
If i piss and drink something at the same time will the amount of fluids in my body stay at the same level?
I mean
Fuck
Holy shit.
This right here? This is autism. Not Jow Forums "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what Midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is fucking autism. You are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really worry about the state of my generation where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it. These threads are pure cancer, happening fags. Nothing will happen
Sounds good if you want to clear out your system
Jow Forums is like '07 /b/ but with flags and all the dynamics that flags bring.
I know that because I was there.
Do not bully these lads, fellow Big Boy!
Also remember you’re worth it you amazing cunt. Whenever people talk shit, make them regret saying anything bad about you because you’re going to make them respect you, and you’re going to take the high road when you can because you’re superhuman, and you don’t give a shit, and that makes you worth it, even you don’t do any of this, you’re worth it because you give others purpose by being around.
I’m not that good, this must be copy pasta
What do you like better
If you fuck someone’s ass when you’re both the same gender, is it really gay because everyone has an ass. And if not, doesn’t that mean you’re only 50% gay?
>Niue
>wifi everywhere
>can shitpost on Jow Forums
nice
I write this shit my self because it’s worth it, and you’re worth it, quit the doubt motherfucker, and start living life like you’ll have another go. Because that’s what matters, you glorious ninny.
>you glorious ninny
I love it
I /appreciate/ the sentiment. Yeah. I’m.
a little slow. Too get the, joke,
I think I prefer '07 /b/, but that has to do a lot with the increase of post traffic from less-cool websites.
Jow Forums on release was just as light-hearted and silly if not even sillier, and it was delightful.
And you’re thoughts on it now: current days?
Excuse me, uh, can you remove age restriction so I don’t have to make account, uh, yeah, thank you
Fuck Tuvalu. It's a shithole that has awful Wifi, not to mention the fact that it should be 15 feet under by now. Tuvalu deserves it, they're a bunch of cucks with obesity who can't even put Pikachu on their money. Tuvalu should have stayed as part of Kiribati with their stinky asses.
Go to hell, Tuvalu. Niuē is the best
You’re not slow, you’re perfectly fine human being. And if you are slow, than that just makes a better fucking story for the future generations, like Gilgamesh or some shit, that’s who you are, even in the eyes of one person, that’s who you are, and don’t ever take that for granted, you absolute cunting Gilgamesh hero, go on and be the best of yourself, and if you need a break, don’t hesitate, give yourself a fucking minute you Greek shitting warrior.
what are you talking about? you should be able to watch it as it is
that's the reason i'm posting it here myself, to bypass age restriction
Although it is not as good as release-Jow Forums, it is still the best board on the website for genuine interaction.
The trick to preserving board culture is for everyone to collectively sperg out and sage things like frogposters and /iactuallybelievewhatireadon-pol/-posters
Happy to hear that. You know something, I bet this board is going to get better by summertime like before, just you watch
Okey
Sorry bruv I’m >american freedom
Also, what is this stuff anyway?
yemen war
since their motto is
death to america
death to isreal
curse upon the jews
allah is great
i thought i could be considered as yemen's shitpost to america, isreal and saudi goatfuckers
hope you enjoyed them :^)
Huh, they kind of sound like assholes. Oh well.
eat a gay all of you cocksucking dickcutting fatdripping sacks of SHIT
>26
>friday night
>in my room drinking and playing vidya
the only shitpost here is my life
christ im a fucking loser
well, you'd be mighty pissed off too if some faggot were bombing your country which was already in the medieval age before the war started back to the stone age but i digress
regardless have more
youtube.com
IT GETS BETTER MOTHER FUCKER DONT YOU DARE DOUBT YOURSELF.
ITLL ONLY GET BETTER IF YALL CUNTS START ACTUALLY GETTING SHIT DONE.
STOP PLAYING GAMES AS MUCH, WORK OUT, DRAW, OR SOME OTHER SHIT AND JUST DO IT EVERY DAY. HEY LOO AT THAT NOW YOURE A FUCKIN PRO.
NOW GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU MAGNIFICENT LOONY
Plenty of us are like this. Get out there and find some accepting people or stay and accept it. If you can’t accept it do the former. Got to be some group or person out there who will hang out with you You know what tastes good with waffles? Nothing
more saudi goatfucker imcompetence
youtube.com
Did we please you op??
'merica is a shit country
You know, I lived there a while, and the only time I was going to a public school there was when I got the worst bullying of my life, and became suicidal.
Fuck Californians, they’re assholes.
lol
who u quoting
Waffles and syrup more like awful part of Europe
America more like how does that place even stay afloat with all that lard pushing the continent down
Hey i just made a thing
My uncle used to have an old 126p
rule 16 fag
imagine getting triggered by a purple cucumber with a hairdo
>Be Belgian
>drink piss beer
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based and redpilled
based Lietuva
poope poope
poope coming from my butte
i like the poope
how will never have cute tomboy gf
poope lol
poope
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>tfw poope
who am i poopeing?
my wife chino is so poope
the poope of Jow Forums
Okay, real poope. This board is a never-ending roller coaster stuck on the path from being moderately poope to overwhelmingly poope, and frankly, I blame all the autistic butteholles for turning the place into a pooperous circlepoope, poopefagging poopefags, and salty poopefagging buttes who poope the sub like watchpoopes.
Because of you three poopes, good buttes like the butteholle pooperes are possibly pooped for poope. I don't mind a little poopeposting here and there, but with your irrational poope behaviors and your lack of butteplugge, you're the only ones who are poopeing the board for the current buttes and future buttes.
I'd tell you to sort your poope or poope off, but who am I poopeing, this entire butte is a haven for butteholles and I know that you'll just double down on your poope poopeing after you poope this poope.
I only wanted to poope my poope on this butteholle, and now that I'm done doing so, I no longer give a poope.
also, poope
POOP!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
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OOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY
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YYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH
AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP
! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXDXDXDDXDXDXXXXXDDDDDDD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^))^)^)^^:^::^:^:^:^:^:^)^)^))^)^)^):^)^)^::)^)^)))^):^:^:^:)^)^)^)^)^)^:
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POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE
WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
why does the poope poope?
poope from the butteholle
in this ITT thread: poope
>my mfw when poopeal matter coming out of the anal butteholle
i'm quoting the poope
based and poopepilled
POOPED.COM
i was diagnosed with poopetism
daily reminder that poope
bant is so poope, only few more poopes and i will poope too, there is only poope left here, you have butteholles poopeing every butte and no plugge
*poopes on bant*
i cant believe i poope'd so much poope here, i guess i will have to accept how things pooped out and poope on, the poope guys won, pooperatulations, i hope you are pooppy
at this point i just wish for hordes of butteholles to poope this butte or for /poo/ to take this poope rather than letting it poope in this poopey state
yes, i poope most of the poope on bant, i cant wait for some butteholle to poope to me with poopeing anime butteholle and saying im poope, wow so unexpooped haha
we had a nice new butte but you just had to poope it because you couldnt poope in your own fucking poopeholle, you are like poopes of internet
POOOOOOOOOOOOOPE i hate what this butte pooped so much
just few more poopes and i will be pooped from this poope board
>poopemania
rangepoope when?
kpoope general, butteholle edition
poope is best poope
looke at him poope
why do my parents always fight when they drink?
poope XD big poopes
i summon poopexodia the forpooped
two poopes one poope: the poope
it all returns to poope
it all comes poopeing down poopeing down poopeing down
POOPE ME UP
(poope me up inside)
I CAN'T POOPE UP
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTE
even though i poope through the poopiest butte, i will fear no poope
why hast thou poopeth me?