They say that stalagmites are the ones that start at the bottom and climb their way up...

They say that stalagmites are the ones that start at the bottom and climb their way up. Then the stalactites are the ones that start up high and fall to the bottom.
But quite frankly I can't tell the difference, We're all just rocks you know.

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We are indeed

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very interesting and true

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no u

no u x2

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I wonder what happens when you orgasm but no semen comes out. I always like to believe that I opened a wormhole and got someone pregnant. Just like how jesus was born

Cosmic blueballing dude

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op is a retard

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why does the cosmos torture us like that

Slow and steady wins the race

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Nah, he’s smart

Other people touch themselves at night

>you can only go as fast as the slowest person in the group

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why does the universe care. I don't even care if I touch myself

If there weren't slow people then who would eat your dust

no one

Sorry do break it to you but No one isn't real. He doesn't exist

retard

I'd say that you sound like a broken record but records are pleasant to listen to.

thanks you too

It’s very picky

you're welcome

I see well at least I don't have to pay child support

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ok

see you everybody. I'm gonna work out

it goes back into your balls
my friend's cousin (male) got pregnant this way

Didnt you guys have an issue with inbreeding royalty?