I lost my virginity to a prostitute and i ate her ass because i was sick of waiting

i lost my virginity to a prostitute and i ate her ass because i was sick of waiting

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This is fake.

no im dead serious

Did she also make you as her regular?

I have three of those (in different countries) who cunningly made me as their regular.

no. i was sick of waiting for a gf so i got the hooker

Did you get sick afterwards? I can't bring myself to eat out an ass. Too dirty.

This makes me sad for you

nope

Why would you eat a hooker's ass? You do realize that another dude probably butt humped her right before that, right? Your name is Buttermilk.

this is a shame based society for shame

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Where'd you find her? I've been thinking of getting one but Backpage is spoiled.

i found her on backpage when it was still working m8

So why did you wait nearly a month if not longer to tell us about it?

needed to see what yall think

I wouldn't eat a hooker's ass myself desu.
Other than that congrats on the sex

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How old were you

>I lost my virginity
Congrats user, have a drink

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19

tfw prostitute at 17

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Loser

Will you be my gf

hawt but at same time not really

look at these puppers go.

Chads need to leave this board

pic?

> prostitute
> ass eating

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Reminded me of this

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cool

if i go to a prostitute will she accept me for my diaper fetish.

She tells everybody that they're her regulars.

I know this song