Ok Jow Forums.. Be honest on this thread

Ok Jow Forums.. Be honest on this thread.

Tell me your deepest darkest secret.

I'll tell you mine, but only if someone get's trips.

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I SLEPT WITH CHAD'S GIRLFRIEND

I work for the FBI.

>I'll tell you mine, but only if someone get's trips.
>thread start with 2 trips off by one
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

trips

Let me guess, you're a crossdresser?

You wanna be oldfag kys basedboy

I work for a legal organization that harvests the organs of people who aren't dead (you can't harvest dead organs anyway) and could make a full recovery I'd given time.

Roll

I shot a man in Reno.

I regularly fuck a Jewish trap to exert dominance over the chosen people.

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I like to stretch, salt, and than scald my ball sack under boiling water. It gives me orgasmic feelings.

reported for impersonating a federal agent.

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I have a birth defect

Saying "I'm FBI" doesn't mean it's impersonating. Showing fake credentials and demanding something in return is.

My biggest secret is falling for the jew meme when i was browsing pol a few good years ago

I lost my v-plates to an escort.

I'm thinking about losing my anal virginity to a TS escort.

Seriously thinking about it.

gonna go jer koff while ur thread gets deleted

My primary sexual fantasy is being the monster under a young girl’s (age 6 to 14) bed.

how old are you?
Are you good looking?

I jack off to pictures of horse cocks :/

27 and average looking

humm
How comes you feel the need of getting bend over now and not sooner?

I usually like being in charge in bed but I recently slept with a girl who likes to go a bit dom; she convinced me to take a finger and it was beyond amazing... I made noises I've never made before... so I've decided I owe myself to find out if I like being actually fucked

I’m a Female Body Inspector myself

Just get pegged by a dominant girl you don't need to become a faggot.

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desu this If you don't like the boyish body (or cock) then you may as well just find a dom girl.
No need to go full gay if you are not actually attracted to guys.

Yeah hence the TS idea as a middle ground. I figured a cock must feel different to a toy and I'm not massively hung up about the "am I this am I that" - I'm not too perturbed by the idea of trying.

I am so deeply ingrained in my own compulsive lies that sometimes I forget I'm lying and I actually believe I did X or Y (this can be both bad and good). This one time at university I got so worked up over having to do a presentation because I have some sort of autistic aversion to public speaking, I tried to drop out under the pretext of falling out of love with my major. Mfw I continue to study but have tricked myself into hating the one thing I was good at

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Casual anal sex is risky if you don't know how many partners that person has had, it's not worth the risk. Don't blame me if you get that strain of super syphilis that is rampant but being suppressed by the LGBT community.

yea but hrt does things to your penis.
It will become girly and estrogenized, like the rest of your body. Picture the difference between a man's arm and a woman's arm; it's a similar difference between a man's penis and a woman's penis.

Also you don't get spontaneous erections, ever, anymore. It takes a lot longer to warm up, and it's fairly easy for you to lose your erection without assistance

Gladly help out more if you have any other questions.

I browse /mlp/ on the regular.

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Yeah righto... I'd not considered that side of things. I'd just sort of thought "mebbe I should try a cock and if I'm going to it should be attached to someone who at least looks like a girl"