Everyone but me

someone post the chart.
arent you supposed to be a wizard? don't you have some crazy powers? or, like, really good at an instrument since you spent your whole life woodshedding instead of chasing skirts?

There is no magic powers. I still feel like a 14 year old.

kill me

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its when you are 40 you get wizard powers

can't live another day of my shit life anymore

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whta

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pay for it

pay a prostitute, after that you will say why i was so stupid to wait all this time to do it, the "first time" i fuck a girl was when i had 28 years , i say first between "" because i fuck my cousin ass 2 times when i was a kid 14 years , i didn´t fuck her pussy because i was an idiot - i know my english is bad sorry

based peru user

>because i fuck my cousin ass 2 times when i was a kid 14 years
how can one man be so based

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>because i fuck my cousin ass 2 times when i was a kid 14 years , i didn´t fuck her pussy because i was an idiot
impressive

Google translate at its finest

pagar una prostituta, después de eso dirás por qué fui tan estúpido para esperar todo este tiempo a hacerlo, la "primera vez" que cogí a una chica fue cuando tuve 28 años, digo primero entre "" porque me follo a mi primo culo 2 veces cuando era un niño de 14 años, no me cogí el coño porque era una idiota - sé que mi inglés está mal, lo siento

Just hire one fago.

¿Cómo mierda tus primos culo dos veces pero no su coño?

pls

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Thats a cute guine

with her we always played in my room, I was always excited (I was 14 years olwith her we always played in my room, I was always excited (I was 14 years old and she was 13), when we watched television she was on her side and I was behind her, I had the idea of hitting her to feel her ass, I did it and she did not say anything to me even though I had a slight erection, she was very submissive, towards everything you said she always smiled, one day our parents left us alone and she wore a knee-length pink lycra, I had not planned to do it, playing I lured her to my room to do what we use to do, but knowing that we were alone and I with the penis fully erect I began to rub her ass with my penis with the clothes on, she watching the TV, until I did not I could hold more and i lower her lycra and continue rubbing her but a little more until I started to put my penis slowly in her asshole, she told me you are doing, I told her not to move and began to moan without making much noise and endured the pain, i penetrate her ass 2 minutes slowly, then I put her on the side of the bed with her knees on the floor and her breasts on the bed, and again penetrate slowly until I was about to come inside her, take out the penis and splashed on the buttocks, I told her to wait, I went to the bathroom to bring toilet paper and cleaned a little , I told her to go to the bathroom to clean well, I left the bedroom and wait in the livingroom, she left the bathroom and to my surprise she went back to my bedroom and watched the TV...

...I was nervous, I took 2 sodas out of the fridge and I brought one, I told her 3 times not to tell anyone what had happened and she said ok, I hugged her and We saw tv for a half hour, the phone rings and it was my mother, she told me that they would delay because with my aunt they went to another place that I do not remember, I hung up and again I felt like i want to do it again, I went to the room and told her that they were going to delay, and I started to rub my penis again n his buttocks, I asked her: do you want? and she told me : slowly because it hurts, I quickly removed the lycra, I was in heaven, I put the pillow under her thighs, I penetrated slowly and then with more confidence, she screamed but not very strong because it contained, I kissed his back on the neck, and penetrated faster, I finally came inside her ass, he cleaned and told me he wanted to defecate, he went and I told her to clean well and then told her not to tell No one, again she told me ok I will not tell anyone i told her that i saw that in a porn video and we talk about that for 15 minutes the we talked about other things, she was something silly and super submissive as I said before, after that day my aunt apparently realized what happened because she stopped visiting us, I think was my semen is in his panties, because later i remembered that my aunt was the one who washed his clothes by hand, I did not see her for more than 1 year , we met in a family reunion we joked as if it had not happened nothing, then stop seeing her for several years, she died of a lung disease at age 21 s, my aunt also died a few years ago, I did not go to see her for fear that on her deathbed she would have told me something like i know what you did years ago or something like that

hot

i used google translator, sorry

no problem its still hot

it does no matter, the indicted one will arrive.
and give her with all the power.

Op is a faggot
who actually cares about sex?
literally just jerk off, my god its not hard

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>literally just jerk off, my god its not hard
how can you jerk off if it's not hard?

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>tfw lost my virginity at age 13

Speaking of cousins. My ex-girlfriend in high school one day told me this story when talking on the phone one night. Her friend was in year 8 so she was 13 years old. She goes overseas for a holiday with her parents and visit family. Of course her relatives arrange that her cousin who was 18-19 years old to show her around the country side where they were living. After some sight seeing they go to the mountain and suddenly her tells her "We are not getting off this mountain unless we fuck". So she got fucked and deflowered by her cousin bareback. I dont know the aftermath..

you can just tell the absolute hardness of the silicon in that tit. disgusting.