ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

only superhumans can endure you your presence
so you end up hanging out with Hulk who rapes you because you're a slut

superpower: you can make anyone like (as in love/adore) you

>Heaven

you can't see while it's stopped

you can never love someone yourself

the ability to force people to dab

The power to mod Jow Forums

damn it shit post

Every person that dabs magically finds $5 in their bank account from your own assets

everyone hates you and thinks you're a faggot

stop being too obvious

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exposing me just to win
not cool brah

I'll always win

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The power to instantly memorize and understand everything you read just by glancing over it.

there is winning and there is victory

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but you have to eat the pages it is written on for this to last longer than a day

You can no longer remember or learn anything unless it is in book form

>read ancient text
>you now understand it
>rewrite it on a paper
>eat said paper
I could live with that.
Define 'bookform', would newspapers or scientific journals count?

It must be from text on hardcover or paperback series of pages attached to a spine.

Newspapers, things stapled, picture collages, online notes, etc do not count.

Eastern scrolls are allowed.

I could live with that, I'd just have to transform whatever I'm consuming into book from prior to reading it.

I have the ability to predict numbers correctly

you die instantly

Who are you quoting?

ur mum

The power to know who op is quoting.

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You are forced to type a shitty copypasta

The power to turn my skin into any mineral I touch by command

you dont have any super strength or anything so if you turn into a heavy material you might not be able to move

The ability to move threads to other boards.

Or the ability to get trips.

you can only get trips when you post kagari

you can only move Jow Forums threads to Jow Forums

there was an actual ausie family with bone density that was that of reinfocred concrete so i mean,its possible

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i can summon an indestructable light weight talking shield

each hit it takes has the force immediately transfered into your bones.

levitation.

you can only activate it when you put spaghtti in your shoes

But only to achieve gets on Jow Forums

Power of invisibility at will

>Power of invisibility at will

when nobody looking and alone

But you must wear a cape which will not become invisible

no one will be able to see you, but when activated you smell faintly of onions so they can smell you and locate you

i can shoot vines out of my hands to grab people or things

But the vine durability sucks

every time you shoot you will lose 250ml of blood

Made me chuckle

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You can’t turn back.

The ability to win every video game. Doesn't matter the platform or the genre

only single player video game

bump

I can shoot lighting that makes people straight

You first have to mark your target by kissing it on the lips

Oof

being a extreme loser

You can’t kill yourself

I have the power to animate the images of avatarfags to kill the poster

any image you post climbs out of your monitor and buttfucks you in the ass for 72 hours.

I wish I could Dr. Manhattan things. like I snap my fingers and all their electrons explode or something