Job interview tomorrow

>job interview tomorrow
>if I don't get this job I will be spending summer living in my car
>really nervous

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dumb frogposter enjoy your car

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You want to do a mock interview? I'm a recruiter

What job is it lad?

T-thanks but I'm I dunno fuck

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Software internship

That's why we have a mock interview silly

If it's an internship doesn't that mean they don't pay you?

Thanks leaf. I don't know how tho

They pay you. It's just short term job.

dumb frogposter, shove off

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Hello thank you for coming in. My name is user and I'm am the talent acquisition specialist for Jow Forums Inc.
We will start this interview with me giving you a brief explanation of my background and what the role is. I will then ask you a series of questions, followed by any questions you may have for me.

I have a bachelors in chanology from kek university and I started working at Jow Forums Inc back in 2011. I was originally based in the Texas office but due to a change in the companys business structure I was placed here and I am now responsible for the recruitment of administrative support for our Canadian division.

The role you will be interviewing for is the Software Internship, as explained on the phone this is a summer internship and you will be responsible for being a support function to our IT team. This could include development and deployment for web enabled software for Linux, Windows, web software and other systems that our companies uses.

So user, tell us a little bit about yourself.

Fren, I don't wanna dox myself again. How can you write that all out so fast.

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Please sip post nicely

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Nigga do you want the job.
Just put Jow Forums Inc or frog Corp in the name of the company you actually worked at/ university you went too.

I can't take this pressure. Sorry leaf

You'll be fine.

Job interviewers are not there to abuse people. On the contrary, they desperately want to meet people who they feel they can trust to do the work properly so that they won't need to think about it.

You certainly can't , pal, 'cause the good news is - you're blacklisted. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your spot on the shortlist starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's interviewing. Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this recruitment contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're blacklisted. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got an interview. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the interviews you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

What kind of software are you going to be developing, what languages will you be using

frogless shill

ebin

Good luck mate

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