I need a autistic grocery list so I can go to Walmart Mart and follow it and not end up getting nothing but junk food...

I need a autistic grocery list so I can go to Walmart Mart and follow it and not end up getting nothing but junk food hook me up lads

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Eggs, you'll never know when you'll find a collapsed prostitute on the street and have to take her home and feed her all the eggs.

Child, rise, panaba budder, brukli, cottage cheese, other veggis, beanz, steak/beef, moo moo juice, oatz, granola, yogurr, eggie weggies, and other stuff like slamon fishy, no chippies tho.

Chicken thighs, ground beef, celery, carrots, onions, eggs, butter, milk, broccoli, spinach, bacon, cheese

Do not get child at the store. Meant to type chikn

>youll never have a hot mom
>youll never fuck your hot mom
why even lift?

FPBP, absolutley based and whiteknightpilled

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>doesnt get the reference
very sad

you can buy a child?
Do you live in fucking thailand or something?

>feeling proud to know a reference that started on Jow Forums
just start wearing meme shirts

>doesnt get the reference
very sad

You guys took to long

How'd I do though

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>heh what a loser knowing all the Jow Forums injokes, im so much better than him despite browsing Jow Forums just like he does
we get it, you're new and sad you missed the glory days
what do you want me to do?

Motherfucker its from that one fucking greentext about some dude takin a drunk bitch home and makin her eggs for breakfast, the essense of the joke of that greentext IS that the guy is a beta fag whiteknight

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Looks good

Well rounded

Don't see a child on there though, maybe next time

>defending his pride
pretty cute way to stay gay

OP's pic is literally me and my mom except she's the one on the right.

>Walmart Mart

Here's my weekly grocery list, OP:
~12 lbs of whole chicken (two chickens, about 6 pounds each)
2 lbs of pork heart
2 lbs of beef heart
2 lbs of salmon
3 dozen eggs
1 lb of butter
Half a gallon of whole milk

Now that you mention it im starting to see the resemblence.

>eating the hearts to absorb their powers
based

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Pick some meals and buy what they say are needed.

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It's super healthy for you, honestly. I grind up the hearts with the salmon and some of the butter to make home-made sausage out of them.

Based stroke poster

10/10 post. And people say chivalry is dead.

Eat them!

Based strokeposter

>only a half gallon of milk.
Sorry bub not gonna make it.

*sip* he’s not ready for that level yet