”You eat HOW MANY eggs a day?”

Nolan Wood
Nolan Wood

”You eat HOW MANY eggs a day?”

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Caleb Jones
Caleb Jones

12 you faggot *flex a cep*

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

eggity

Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

I eat 4 eggs a day max. I don't eat eggs every day though.

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

facepull ? You should see a surgeon

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

I didn’t say EAT, I said DRINK

Brayden Evans
Brayden Evans

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Austin Rivera
Austin Rivera

And you say your friend, a rich pianist, told you to have how many scoops of what?

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Noah Russell
Noah Russell

tell me more about these DEATH LIFTS

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Jeremiah Wright
Jeremiah Wright

Every time, lol

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

A gallon?

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Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

You eat HOW many on.ions a day?!
What test scores can you hope to raise by that?!

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Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

Y-yes it’s f-for massive gains...check my pecs

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

Those are man titties, user. The pectoralis are made of muscle but yours are just fat

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Parker Robinson
Parker Robinson

Best one so far

Blake Phillips
Blake Phillips

36 and 2 multivitamins

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

I keked loudly

Carter White
Carter White

Wait what did you jsut say... you are having sexual intercourse with a ZEBRA?

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Zachary Campbell
Zachary Campbell

He said real food is better.

Levi Long
Levi Long

Fucking hell this had me laughing like a madman on a crowded train

Cameron Morales
Cameron Morales

Someone please post the "eggs and 2 multis" please.

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

Doc I gotta do whatever it takes or it's never gonna happen

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

FOUR SCOOPS CMON

Connor Hughes
Connor Hughes

mfw the clock hits 2 pickled eggs in the afternoon

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Gabriel White
Gabriel White

Sir please stop calling me Pajeet.

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Ethan Wood
Ethan Wood

sorry i forgot to greentext

inb4 literal nigger tier brains

Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

P O O

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

you eat 29 eggs a day because a naruto fan forum told you to?

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

Your last meal was HOW many weeks ago?

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Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

I used to eat 12

Jayden Thomas
Jayden Thomas

tf

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

I unironically have about 1-4 eggs every day while reading homestuck on my PC

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

Been eating 5 a day for the past couple weeks. Paired with sardines that's like 50g protein.

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

Hello, uhm...
...
I'm sorry, there must be a typo, this says you take two sips a day?

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Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

Quality post m8

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Joshua Ross
Joshua Ross

What ?
Should I sip more ?

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Jeremiah Jones
Jeremiah Jones

user, last time you told me about "going mad". How about you tell me about your anger issues in greater detail?

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Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

"look what he wrote on 'last sexually active'"

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David Ward
David Ward

*passes out*

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

Sorry ladies, I'm saving myself for marriage

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Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

Zebras are the niggers of horses.
Pleb taste.

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

classic

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Zachary Long
Zachary Long

Hey there bud, we're going to put you on 50mg of Zoloft for a couple of weeks and see if that helps alleviate the depression.

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Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

You mentioned chestpain when training cardio above 200 bpm for 15 minutes
I hope you are not serious

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Eli Anderson
Eli Anderson

"Nurse, it looks like the Beyurzelf prescription medication for our patient isn't working at 5mg daily. I'm putting him on 10mg twice daily and a concomitant regime of Jusrelax, so he can attend all those parties he's probably invited to."

Bentley Edwards
Bentley Edwards

Oh sorry when they said the nurse was coming in I thought it was going to be a woman.... because, well you know.

So how come you didn’t want to become a flight attendant? Wasn’t gay enough for you?

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

So you claim this rich piano player told you to do what EVER it takes so you decided to go mad?
A-A gallon of milk

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Nathan Barnes
Nathan Barnes

caring what girls think

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

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James Brown
James Brown

I eat 3 eggs a week but I would never tell my doc that

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

one egg
a few strips of bacon
whole wheat bread
stack
sips
now that's a man's breakfast

Dominic Robinson
Dominic Robinson

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Luke Thomas
Luke Thomas

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Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

Male n*rseoids seething rn

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

”Have you ever tried just ‘being yourself’, user? It can really help with depression. I would know, after all.

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

i like how these kinds of post make many anons feel the need to justify themselves to a joke

Nolan Scott
Nolan Scott

bluepilled cgi
based gigachad

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