>”You eat HOW MANY eggs a day?”
”You eat HOW MANY eggs a day?”
Nolan Wood
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Caleb Jones
12 you faggot *flex a cep*
Dylan Hall
eggity
Juan Hughes
I eat 4 eggs a day max. I don't eat eggs every day though.
Samuel Moore
facepull ? You should see a surgeon
Asher Evans
I didn’t say EAT, I said DRINK
Brayden Evans
Austin Rivera
>And you say your friend, a rich pianist, told you to have how many scoops of what?
Noah Russell
>tell me more about these DEATH LIFTS
Jeremiah Wright
Every time, lol
Sebastian Brooks
>A gallon?
Aaron Butler
>You eat HOW many on.ions a day?!
>What test scores can you hope to raise by that?!
Carson Ramirez
Y-yes it’s f-for massive gains...check my pecs
Matthew Cox
>Those are man titties, user. The pectoralis are made of muscle but yours are just fat
Parker Robinson
Best one so far
Blake Phillips
36 and 2 multivitamins
Joseph Brown
I keked loudly
Carter White
Wait what did you jsut say... you are having sexual intercourse with a ZEBRA?
Zachary Campbell
He said real food is better.
Levi Long
Fucking hell this had me laughing like a madman on a crowded train
Cameron Morales
Someone please post the "eggs and 2 multis" please.
Nathan Gray
>Doc I gotta do whatever it takes or it's never gonna happen
Caleb Hughes
FOUR SCOOPS CMON
Connor Hughes
>mfw the clock hits 2 pickled eggs in the afternoon
Gabriel White
Sir please stop calling me Pajeet.
Ethan Wood
>sorry i forgot to greentext
inb4 literal nigger tier brains
Brody Morgan
P O O
Ethan Richardson
>you eat 29 eggs a day because a naruto fan forum told you to?
Nicholas Carter
>Your last meal was HOW many weeks ago?
Jaxon Price
I used to eat 12
Jayden Thomas
tf
Christopher Phillips
I unironically have about 1-4 eggs every day while reading homestuck on my PC
Ethan Moore
Been eating 5 a day for the past couple weeks. Paired with sardines that's like 50g protein.
Elijah Rodriguez
>Hello, uhm...
>...
>I'm sorry, there must be a typo, this says you take two sips a day?
Xavier Jackson
Quality post m8
Joshua Ross
What ?
Should I sip more ?
Jeremiah Jones
>user, last time you told me about "going mad". How about you tell me about your anger issues in greater detail?
Eli Martinez
>"look what he wrote on 'last sexually active'"
David Ward
*passes out*
Kayden Nelson
Sorry ladies, I'm saving myself for marriage
Alexander Thomas
Zebras are the niggers of horses.
Pleb taste.
Mason Richardson
Zachary Long
>Hey there bud, we're going to put you on 50mg of Zoloft for a couple of weeks and see if that helps alleviate the depression.
Aiden Stewart
>You mentioned chestpain when training cardio above 200 bpm for 15 minutes
>I hope you are not serious
Eli Anderson
>"Nurse, it looks like the Beyurzelf prescription medication for our patient isn't working at 5mg daily. I'm putting him on 10mg twice daily and a concomitant regime of Jusrelax, so he can attend all those parties he's probably invited to."
Bentley Edwards
Oh sorry when they said the nurse was coming in I thought it was going to be a woman.... because, well you know.
So how come you didn’t want to become a flight attendant? Wasn’t gay enough for you?
Isaac Hernandez
>So you claim this rich piano player told you to do what EVER it takes so you decided to go mad?
>A-A gallon of milk
Nathan Barnes
>caring what girls think
Jonathan Brown
James Brown
I eat 3 eggs a week but I would never tell my doc that
Zachary Cruz
>one egg
>a few strips of bacon
>whole wheat bread
>stack
>sips
>now that's a man's breakfast
Dominic Robinson
Luke Thomas
Benjamin Russell
Male n*rseoids seething rn
Jordan Collins
>”Have you ever tried just ‘being yourself’, user? It can really help with depression. I would know, after all.
Owen Brown
i like how these kinds of post make many anons feel the need to justify themselves to a joke
Nolan Scott
bluepilled cgi
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