Guys, if I get swoled, will grills stop ignoring my existence?

guys, if I get swoled, will grills stop ignoring my existence?

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No. You're still an ugly, unintelligent, unfunny manlet. Chad will always win, you will always lose.
You should become An Hero now, and avoid all the pain and disappointment.

make your wallet swole

Depends on how fun and different you are. Im a 31 year old boomer and banged out more than a couple 18 year olds this last year. I did that because you young zoomer faggot fuckboys are all the same. Your desire to fit in and be the same makes the girls from your generation swallowing my cum all the easier. I have so much more than men from your generation, so ofcourse your behavior only pushes women my way. I hinestly cannot think of any point in history where being 30+ and banging 18 year olds could have possibly been easier - without an arranged marriage.

If you’re fat, probably yes; if not, they will keep doing it.

Cringe, you don’t know nothing about this guy except he isn’t swole and insecure.

Whoooooooo cares

U my role model unironically

Damn I zoomed alllll the way in on that pussy

OP is shitposting therefore is fair game

>31 year old boomer
That's literally not how generational categories work, you stupid fucking millennial. Boomers were born in the mid 40's to the early 60's.
Millennials are late 80's to late 90's.

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Lifting is good for you, has no drawbacks and will at least raise your chances minimally
Isn’t that enough?

welcome to the forums, friend

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I do.
Maybe you're right
Should I lift for war instead?

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Maybe you should lift for yourself

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No you still have to talk to them, they are people

Become a monk.

found the boomer

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Kek.

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haha ok settle down dad

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First day on the internet? Google "goatse" and "boko no pico" for some epic fun!

I lost 10kg and fucked 4 girls then got a gf a few months after. So yes, but only if you were a fatty with a good jaw like me.

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>literally

Yikes.

This bro is right. I'm also tired of the millenials who browse this shithole that don't have a fucking clue about demographics. You fuckers are so priviledged. Everything on hand by a click.
I was 18yo in '96 and we barely had Yahoo for checking the damn weather back them.
Fucking NEET DYELs.

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It will help.....a lot. But that's only the initial move. You need to talk, be social.

She's going to cut her bum if she's not careful!

pics?

God I bet you wish that was the truth. Would make you feel like you're still the rockstar and the whole world still revolves around you -- all because you were born less than a flicker later than me in history. Truth is, your probably trash now, and always have been. You can change this, starting with that negative, shitty personality of yours. No salty bitch ever got laid for free. So fix yourself, or don't, and continue making my sex life easy.

Pic is a 20 yo I'm banging at work. I never hit on girls at work, butI met her and coincidently, she works at the same business as me.

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retard. that bitch is gonna get you fired when you stop fucking her, i can already tell she's insane from a handful of texts

That ass looks airbrushed

Sike dumbass! Completely different departments and our texts are more than enough proof that she was never forced ti do anything- plus the guidance at work clearly states its not grounds for any administrative action.

Try again zoomer faggot! :)

(old style smiley face because i'm old, get it?)

KEK
Based boomer degenerate.

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