How’s your mental and social fitness coming along Jow Forums?

How’s your mental and social fitness coming along Jow Forums?

Y-you aren’t forgetting to train those too, right?

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>coworkers like me
>Few invite me out for social things but it's always more of a group invite
>Worry I'm too boring since they are all very much normies and I'm..here
I feel like an imposter but I don't have a GF, I'm not misogynistic and I outgrew AP a decade ago.

What do you mean by ‘outgrew AP’?

>hate socializing
>week people would talk to me

it's a self imposed hell

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jesus that image is me to a tee

holy fuck that image is too real

It's all of us, bro. Are we even gonna make it?..

wish*

Yeah, bro. I turned 30 almost 6 months ago, have been doing respectably well in competitive arenas of my choosing (which would have bummed me out not very long ago, but I beat every faggot that didn't show up and most of the ones that did.)
I also just started taking Jiu Jitsu. I'm kind of enamored with it, and everything is pretty great.
I used to be that picture. Just grow up and do your thing without being too much of an ass. Stop to appreciate things. It's not that hard, unless you pretend that it is.

>years of being an outcast
>has a gf

fuck off

I sexually identify with many points of this, American Psycho is part of me now, I even play it while I lift

Haha yep. I’m in a simulation and you’re all bots or something laughing at me and mocking me with all the plausible deniability in the world. These pictures are just too accurate and dead on for me to not be in some kind of Truman simulation where everyone is watching and laughing at me. There’s too many of these that are shockingly just describing my life. You’re all fake, you’re all not real, I’ve figured this reality out, so why won’t you just end the simulation and reveal what you really are? Cut the bullshit, I know I’m in some stages reality, REVEAL YOURSELF, END THE SIMULATION AND SHOW ME WHAT HIS REALITY IS. ITS OVER, IM DONE WITH HIS LIFE.

fag

checkt

Who needs that when you have gains

>these pictures are just too accurate and dead on for me to not be in some kind of Truman simulation where everyone is watching and laughing at me

Or maybe you're falling for statistics + a basic psychological trap (Barnum/Forer effect) used since fucking forever

was already half way outcast, most of my 'friends' never respected me or included me in whatever, when I moved to a different city i cut contact with them cause i reflected on how they weren't real friends,haven't had friends since then but i don't regret it, just was a bitch move of me to ghost them.
that pic is literally me aside from gf and AP, honestly i think moving too much as a kid fucked me up but ye my mental is so weak, ego fragile as hell I just want to get a good paying job and chill home all day

remember that scene in men in black 1 where will smith pulls out a card and goes nigga pussy weed pussy weed pussy nigga weed nigga weed nigga pussy to the mail clerk alien

>27 years old
>lost friends in HS
>leads to isolation and makes personality worse
>no social development so gain no friends, go to college and same problem
>too insecure about not having friends to try to make them
>too insecure about not ever having had sex, a girlfriend, or even been on a date to even try to get a girl
>misery and severe depression caused by social isolation leads to poor performance in college
>can't get into the programs I had planned to because grades not good enough
>work a shit job and living with parents because I don't care about anything at all and I'm miserable and angry every waking moment, which in turn pushes people away even more because all I can do is make jokes and make people laugh but too weird and angry for anyone to want to be around me

And at this point I'm too far gone to even try to have sex or make friends

Very nice

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Feels bad man. 22 year old aspie. It's either extreme boot strapping or plan S.

Women at work constantly misinterpret what I say. I have a 3yr gf and an active social life, in which I'm a normie.

However at work I can't seem to interact with the haggard bitches I share an office with at all for some reason. Greentext examples

>bought pack of gum
>offer one to female colleague
>"no thanks I'm actually quite busy" and turns away from me

wtf bitch I assumed there was a base level of social obligation to offer what you have. I don't want a conversation with you either. Fuck.

>just have meeting with group
>walking out
>female colleague is walking the same way as me
>feel its awkward so engage small talk program
>its near lunch hour so ask if she brought anything nice for lunch
>"I have plans with someone already"

I didn't fucking ask WHAT your plans were you thick cunt. I asked WHAT you were planning to eat.

It's like they expect depth where there is none. I've tried not making small talk and being nice, and then I get a meeting with my manager about not "meshing well" and "needing to make an effort"

I hate working with women

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Based schizo poster ignoring the simple obvious truth that he is a common man, preferring the glorious delusion he is special

>be forever alone
>Female coworkers are all lovely and I often have lunch with them

What is your secret?

I'm very non-threatening.

I don’t know what to do anymore. I’m waiting on the military to get back to me, but I find myself hating everything. All I can do is work out, and now it looks like I’ll have to give that up for a few weeks for an injury to heal. I’m alone. There’s nothing here for me. All my friends moved away and are either working or doing whatever. No girl wants me, I’m working a dead end job as a cashier while living with my parents. And this one girl I did find who I would’ve loved to date saw how fucked in the head I was and stopped talking to me. Now I’m waiting on fucking MEPS to finish with my paperwork, and now with this injury there’s a chance they’ll tell me to fuck off. If you saw me you’d think I was a Chad lite or maybe even a Brad, but I grew up alone, ugly, chubby, with zero social skills due to my parents holding me back from everything. Women are not interested in me, people don’t want to be around me, and now after finding out about their interests or lack thereof I lose interest in them.

Why does suicide seem more and more appealing? Sorry about the rant.

Couldn't care less anymore. All roads lead to the beginning.

dude i'm such an outcast from society....brb fucking my gf

Cycle of sad and angry with periodic breaks that feature me stuffing those emotions into a box and throwing up a smile so I can go to work.

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This is a /tv/ approved thread

forget ever having sex, i couldnt even imagine going on a date because the thought of having to sit there with another person for an extended period having a conversation terrifies me as my shut in ness would be exposed immedaitely

It'll be okay user

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Starting therapy monday, wish me luck. Gotta fix myself before im willing to deal with others.

yep congrats you figured it out. we've been watching your entire life play out. pretty disturbing at times. you're into some pretty sick porn dude

That’s a great step in the right direction good for you user

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>went out tonight with my roomates
>one of them invites a lady friend of his who he's sort of interested in/not interested in
>kind of hit it off with her
>she compliments how I look, I just say thanks caus I don't want to cockblock my friend
>chooses to stand next to me instead of him
>want to do karoke, she voluntaries to sing with me
>friend is kind of salty
>line is too long for karoke so we just end up leaving the bar, but we agree we should do it some other time
>add her on facebook as we're about to drop her off, she adds me back like 30 minutes later
>friend is quiet, obviously in a bad mood
is this what it means to mog someone? not sure if I'm just reading too much into stuff

also feel pretty bad about it. I was honestly just trying to be nice

What injury? Usually you can train around them.

Sounds like you need a plan for how to improve your situation my friend. What do you want to do work-wise?

>thinks he’s an individual
>he’s just one of million other working drones who all have the same life

Welcome to reality kiddo. You aren’t special, your life isn’t special you will never be or accomplish anything special.

But this is true for most humans, me included.

pagliacci reporting in. just been riding my bike the past few weeks because the trails are empty during the winter

>be typical Jow Forums chad-robot hybrid
>study comp sci
>don't talk to anybody at uni if it's not forced through mandatory assignments
>everybody treats me like an idiot
>talk to nobody at my gym even though i see the same people there almost every day
>only social contact consists talking and gaming with old highschool friends on my computer or getting shitfaced with the same group of old friends every couple of weeks
>getting mired here and there but still too much of a beta to do anything about it

N-not so well OP

I think I have tendinitis in my knee, I’ll find out in a few weeks after my appointment. And I have no clue what which rate I want, I’ll figure that out soon enough.

>asked someone out from work yesterday and they said "I'll let you know"
Just want Monday to roll around so I squat out all this autism

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