ITT: Jow Forums‘s bedroom tips

It’s a form of exercise, right?

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Read "She Comes First"

And take your socks off

What lifts will help me throw my girl around?

Planks.

Get on my level sleeplests

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Do you have the pdf?
Read some stuff from it agreed with experiace for the most part just want to read more. Cant seem to find pdf, lot of sites claime to have it for free but theyre just infofarming.

Sex for men is mostly physical, sex for females is mostly psychological

Learn how to eat pussy and you’ll come to enjoy it

Braps are not a meme the smell after I pull off her panties makes me diamonds

Make her wet before you even take her panties off

based and jaratepilled

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Lick her to an orgasm before you get in her.
>reaching levels of wetness we didn't think possible
>she's not afraid you'll pump her and fall asleep, she already got hers so she relaxes anf you both have more fun

Libgen.io

Wrong board
but kinda like licking a battery so far thats all they've ever tasted like

Faggot

holy shit reddit tier virginism. Nobody wants to hear your cringy pubescent fantasies gtfo

Aids Cancer. Best to cut it off now before it spreads to your brain. Sorry user!!!FACT!!!

kek
All that shit is nonsense, you want to know how to oral and foreplay? Practice, talk with your partner, ask what she likes, most girls like the same thing

In my experiance women are shit at articulating what they want and once you fuck up they are not forgiving. Communication is important but its best to be as armed and able as possible to minimize your failings rather than ensure success. You always have to earn it but you'll get more tries if even your fuck ups bear some fruit.

Nina Hartley's cunni video is much more useful.

not straight but, If i had to fuck a girl, then I would finger her vagina/butt at the same time while licking/chewing her tits until she's half way and then put my pee pee in.

when you fuck boys you never put your penis right in, you insert a finger or 2 and then you kiss their boipussy,

no u

ive read that book, ive only ever made my girl come from eating pussy like 1 time. but like 50 times from just using my dick.

I dont really go down on her much any more because of this. would like to be very good at this tho.

I haven't had that mutual orgasm right at the same time ever tho ;_;

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Buy a cordless knockoff of the hitachi magic wand. Turn that fucker onto 2 and just put it on her clit. When youre trusting youll bump it which is fine its one less thing you need to do. The vibrations are so intense theyll vibrate down your dick and tingle your prostate even if youre not directly touching it. Makes quickies an absolute blast.

yeah but im kind of scared that the Hitachi will super outperform my dick to the point where normal sex does nothing.

there are seriously thousands of women who have this issue where they can only cum with a Hitachi its the 'death grip' problem but for women

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Remember to say "no homo" right after or you are gay

Of course it will your dick is not magic. Its just a harsh reality people have to face in order to really enjoy themselves. Dicks arent made to please women theyre made to inseminate them effectively. As long as all your sex isent quickies and you take the time to make it romantic now and then youll be fine. Quickies arent as mental of a thing as normal sex or even romantic sex theyre about scratching an itch before bed. Make scratching that itch an easy thing and itll happen more.

Going down on any girl is fucking disgusting, unless she just came out from shower, its fucking the most beta move you could ever make

Found the faggot

>finger her vagina/butt at the same time while licking/chewing her tits until she's half way
That's not how girls work. Don't ever do this unless you know she likes it.

Not sure if srs, girls love a finger around her butt, dont stick it in but just have it over there, but chewing tits i dont know, usually handle them gently so chasing i dont know

My current girl has a hard time orgasming. I still managed to do it with oral and also with dick + clit rubbing. We bought pic related on sale and it's like cheating, she will cum every time as long as I'm also fucking her at the same time. It's pretty hot to tell her to turn it up too.
We still fuck the same as before, in all positions, but she will use that thing to help her. Honestly makes it easier for me, I just cruise along and enjoy her until she came once or twice, then I'll go to pound town and do whatever I want to her.

So don't be afraid of toys and just talk to her about it too.

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Based and car pilled

You can take these socks off my cold dead body.

Not all girls love it. A lot of them do, but you should never just go there without asking or very carefully approaching the area.

>can't make girl cum
>uses toys

Damn, im not saying its bad, but i would feel pretty pathetic if i had to bring a toy to make a girl cum, but it depends on how she is turned on by you, and how your foreplay is

anyone know tips to be better at kissing/making out?

Try doggy a thot, and bring your thumb around her butt, just push it a bit, dont stick it my, and watch her go crazy
But careful, she might wanna try anal after this

>can't read
>makes shitpost

The alternative is them faking it. Without the mental component sex is not half as enjoyable for women. The longer the relationship goes the more empty your bag of new tricks to excite her gets and sparks die a bit, such is life. We all get bored. You can still have passionate high quality sex but you're not going to catch her in a mood where shes receptive to that every day. Toys help keep the sex happening which is important because once it stops its hard to get them back in the habbit. Toys in general are about keeping the fire lit which is an issue today more than ever. With all the options women and men have today relationships have largely become replaceable and interchangeable as light bulbs. If want to keep her happy its better to be one who adapts and tries new thing.

My only tip is to use your tip, literally, just change angles and watch for a possitive reaction. When you hit the sweet spot, you'll know it, she'll tighten up, then it's a matter of hitting that same angle in different positions. Switching positions also gives you time to relax and avoid nutting quick. Kissing, licking tits and neck are also very important to keep the juices flowing while you fish for that golden spot, also makes you space out, which again, prevents speedshooting events.

I’ve only noticed two severely positive reactions from this. One is hitting deep enough that I can feel it, gf responds well to that but it’s more difficult.
The other is recent, while missionary, my back 90 degres perpendicular to the bed. I’d grab her legs and sort of push them towards her, which rotates her pelvis in a fashion that I THINK I’m hitting closer to the g spot. Reaction was so good I had to slow down due to sensitivity or something for a bit

hi, tyrone!

What point in particular do you disagree with?

this. you are very right.

I have troubles cumming when having sex, i can basically fuck forever and not cum, any tips to fix this? Literally sucks not getting off when having sex.

Looks comfy asfuck

what car is that? looks really comfy

>levels of wetness we didn't think possible

this is not necessarily a good thing. I had my girl so wet when I was banging her missionary that I literally could not feel my dick inside of her. I know she liked it cause of the way she was sounding but I had to make sure I wasn't going limp in there just because it literally felt like my dick fell off.

Stop jacking off with porn and/or gorilla grip

I can confirm.

Use weed

My gf has like 15 orgasms in a setting high

Literally this. I’ve slept with almost 30 women and this method has never failed me and they always come back for more.

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Yeah it truly is a double edged sword. This is when I recommend eating ass and shoving it in there.
Trust me when I say that women will be down for anal if you know how to eat ass and properly prep their butthole for inserting of your member as well as knowing how to properly enter there after.

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>eating ass

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>Eating ass

top disgusting kek, pretty sure this meme is made by virgins
tried eating ass once cuz all of these memes, the entire day i felt disgusted by myself

>reading a book to learn how to fuck
lmao nigga just make her come during foreplay rest comes alone

>This is when I recommend eating ass

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Everyone dissing pussy eating is a retard. I’m a pussy eating champ, make them cum the majority of the time, and they always come back for more. Getting a girl to cum from oral is easy, just takes patience and a sense of rhythm.

This only works with faggots that can only use their ass, and thus know to clean themselves out before.
They prep themselves for it with enemas and fasting.

enjoy your throat and neck cancer

>the virgin whose only sex experience is from porno
don't listen to this guy

KEK
Reading on how to make thots cum

Here is guide for you virgins:

1. Put sexual music, chris brown makes all thot wet
here some suggestions:
youtube.com/watch?v=WyGqVwFytI8
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_ljNRC8qqM
this alone makes thots wet if you ugly or not a 8/10 chad, this works to set the mood right, let me know if you want more sex songs i got a few more

2. kiss her everywhere, literally everywhere, neck, thighs, booty, stomach, tits, long tongue kisses, literally every fucking where

3. tease her, dont finger her straight away, keep finger there just to make her frustrated, grab her ass, thighs with a hard grip, make sure she know you are strong

4. Get aggressive, grab her neck lightly, pull her hair, just dont be a soft faggot beta cuck

5. You need to take full control, dont let her control when you take your panties off, or when you gonna fuck her, you decide, dont be a faggot but still you in control

6. Enjoy her cumming easily
fuck reading a book written by virgins for virgins, this is simple shit you need to do and none of that eating pussy / ass bullshit

>Your panties

probably one of the only non virgin posts in this thread. I hope you didn't get stomach worms bro

is there any way to eat pussy without the bottom of my tongue hurting the next day? its not so much as the tongue as it is that little flap thing underneath it but it gets really sore the day after

kek

literally all u have to do is rub her clit for a few minutes while fucking her

Relax kids, if the girl didn’t shower shortly before intercourse I will make them go clean themselves. Eating dirty ass is gross, yes, but a clean ass is great. I’ve converted women into anal lovers who now view vaginal sex as foreplay. The virgins and inexperienced don’t realize this or how much this makes you more unique / valuable as a sex partner. You literally just changed how they desire to be fucked.

user don’t project. Women love anal if they’ve had it done proper to them. Any woman that says they hate anal literally never had it done right to them and if you do it wrong you will hurt them and turn them off to the idea entirely.

I’m just a man that loves female ass and want success for likeminded individuals. Stick to basic stuff if this isn’t for you.

Abridged version: make her cum or nearly cum early on, do whatever the fuck you want with her but don't be a fucking brute, switch rhythms. Olive oil, salt, touch of pepper, done.

Give her the old lickeroo

If you do it often this stops happening. But congrats you must have actually been eating that pussy with enthusiasm

Actually based.

Mate, aren't you cold there?

Depends on the girl and yourself, im luckily to be attractive goodlooking, so making girls stimulated etc is easy, but for some people, are girl isn't fully attracted to you when having sex, so making them cum or even wet is a struggle for some

>tfw haven't had sex in two years
Maybe if I keep lifting eventually the pain will go away

If i had some advice,it would be :

>It's ALL in your mind : your performance,getting an erection,lasting the correct amount of time and all that other shit.If you stop putting girls on a pedestal and thinking to yourself that your job is to please her,you'll do much better.This will sound like some meaningless generic advice but just enjoy the moment and empty your mind.This is easier said than done when the girl is tremendously hot though,the key is NOT to be intimidated and instead to know your worth,in other words,have some self esteem
>Kegels for stronger erections,get a routine
>Have some lube at home or when you know you're gonna have sex for sure,this shit saves lives.I like silicone based since you don't need much but it also requires a heavier clean up.
>Supplements are mostly shit : Yohimbine,Tribulus,ZMA,Zinc,Horny Goat weed.If they're NOT shit,know that the effect varies widely from people to people.Some legit supplements are synthetic substances like peptides but this is next level shit ( Cialis and co are outdated )
>Smell clean,stay trimmed
>Trim your nails but most importantly FILE THEM,having short nails is a must,but having short sharp nails can be devastating
>Male orgasm is mostly physical,Female orgasm is physical but also psychological.You can fuck the right angle, at the right speed or lick the right part at the right rythm and she could still not cum because she's not "in it",make sure to turn her on as much as you can,it makes things 10x easier
>Lick/kiss neck,bite lips,breathe in ear : great combo
>Use your fingers when fucking,i'm not talking fingering but grabbing her flanks,her ass,her neck with some strength to make her feel dominated : don't be a pussy but don't be a bully

i.e Experienced semi-Chad,pic related

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>going down on her after cumming inside of her
i think you might have the gays user thats disgusting. also if its more sensitive thats fine, you clearly haven't touched a vagina before

Eat girls out before fucking. Don't let beta virgins on the internet tell you how much of a cuck you are because they aren't worthy of your attention. If you are even slightly skilled the girl will have multiple orgasms and go crazy, and it will make it a million times easier for her to cum after. And the more she does, the better the sex will be, the more she will want it and the better she will tell her friends. Also watching girls cum is hot.

Plz I need that Jaw

Nah atleast it was clean ass, but still, fucking disgusting know my tongue was there, holy fuck, can't even at now

like pussy i guess, i have only ever tasted this one and there is no other flavour like it. i haven't seen my gf in a while now so the thought of that taste and smell is giving me a boner

If you are under 7" you will always have problems with pleasuring women in bed. It's just a sad, but true fact people don't want to admit. Sex is not hard. No amount of cope will make up for a small (

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>>Have some lube at home or when you know you're gonna have sex for sure,this shit saves lives.I like silicone based since you don't need much but it also requires a heavier clean up.

How are you gonna claim semi chad when you need lube

>itt Jow Forums pretends to be sex gurus not realizing most of the advice theyre trying to give is literally in the summary of the books reccomended in the first post and the books are mostly detailed instructions on how to do that better

>mfw my 6'' makes thots cum easily

But im goodlooking so pleasuring a women is the easiest thing in my life right now

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7.5x5.8
I have hurt petite one night stands/gf in the past
Plus,some get wetter than others,same as jizz quantity

how can he not read. you are a pathetic man if you can't make a girl cum its fucking easy

You ever think theyre thots because they enjoy sex more than girls that arent and are easier to please because or it? Imagine

Aim mostly for the g spot. Next time lay her face down and mount her, angle the base of your dick on top of her ass so you thrust at a downward angle. Go gentle and slowly increase depth, only go balls deep when she's riding the edge, push her over and then go to town, you time it right and you'll both cum simutaneously.

Not sure what you trying to say faggot, girls enjoy sex, some are more open about it

>needing lube
all of your advice is worthless