What do you think of chris chan's blood test he got free from walmart?

what do you think of chris chan's blood test he got free from walmart?

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Glucose is not what I was expecting. The blood pressure will be what puts him into an early grave, calling it now.

Would he have ended up trans if we would not have bullied him?

what's a healthy BP? i'm retarded

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his BP aint too bad which leads me to believe this is bullshit

for someone approaching 40 like he is, 120/80 is pretty generally healthy, and he's not much over that

but the real kicker here is that there is now way chris is below 230lbs

this is bullshit

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The most important markers were left blank aside from BP

Looks healthy. Low glucose levels but blood test was most likely fasting. Overweight but normal for his age.

i am 119/84, 85 pulse

am i ok?

also when i exercise my heart rate goes up to 170-180bpm for 60min

is it ok for my blood pressure to go up when exercising?

im sure it goes past 140/90

idk, I'm not a doctor. I just know how to google shit. Go see a real doctor.

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am i going to die? :(

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yes

What's your age?

Oh thank god

last blood tests I had done:
>Glucose 81 mg/dL
>Total Cholesterol 189 mg/dL
>triglycerides 118
>hdl 34
>ldl 131
>blood pressure 106/80
>pulse 88
>height 6'2"
>weight 227
>bmi 29.2
My last actual doctors visit was
>blood pressure 122/82
>pulse 65
>height 6'2"
>weight 191
>bmi 24.6
Should I be worried?

How on earth does that fat fuck only weigh 209?

Bullshit, I'm 5'11'' and 215 lbs, and he looks twice as fat as me.

Post your age faggots. Normal vitals vary by age.

Do some cardio 85 puls is too high for a resting puls rate. weak heartlet

He could be an adolescent

keep in mind he has almost zero muscle mass

he gets winded lifting 12 packs of soda

Will he make it bro?How do we make him lift weight instead of running?

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This is me at 6'2" 211lbs (27bmi). So if hes' a DYEL like me, he could still look really fat

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That's the shitiest blood test results I've ever seen. So much missing.

true

his gut could also be enlarged organs due to his shitty diet, 40 years of mcdonalds and bk

>63
>Americlap units
Laughing at u

Also there's no indication as to whether or not this was fasted or not. Need a HbA1C .

How in the fuck is chris hypoglycemic even after the ludicrous amounts of sugar he eats?

...the handwriting looks the same tho.

145/80 and Im fine...

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I'm more surprised that he's 5'11 thought he was shorter than that

>used to be 5'10"
>now claims 5'11"
Looks like our boy is growing

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I don't think Chris eats as much as we think he does. He eats shit but its not like he's shoveling mass quantities of food in his mouth. The below pic is when someone sent him 500$ and tracked what he purchased, a lot of the Mcdonalds and Sheeetz are 1 or 2 item purchases.

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>papa John's and mcdonnys on the same day

Fucking hell i feel bad if I even get garbage food twice on one week. What the fuck, he eats like shit.

You are what you eat.

Holy shit, every cwc wiki page I open reads like a SPC entry

This is the last check I had. Doctor said it was really good, the LDL was so low that there wasn't a reading.

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No doubt in my mind that he would.

Jow Forums had little to nothing to do with that.
His education cut him off from reality and made him susceptible to any kind of influence that he fancied.

Yes that is a normal physiological event.

Wait a few hours after exercising to take vitals.

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They did total cholesterol. He was fasting for at least 12 hours.

We need to see his H1ac. To determine his 90 day glucose average. Guarnateed hes 7+

>CWC
>approaching 40

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