I'm sick of living a cookie cutter life and I have a plan to making it, financially and physically

Alright Jow Forums here's my plan to making it using roids.
>have a kid before roids make me sterile
>drop out and work full time to support gf and kid
>begin roiding
>Instagram model
>gain followers
>start YouTube channel
>claim natty
>be completely humble but goofy so as to stay away from drama and lower chances of anyone calling me out as roiding
>rake in cash
>quit shitty wagecuck job
>passive income allows me to work any dream job or go back to college

Is this a good idea? My gf is solid and believe it or not incels, won't cheat on me ever. Always talks about wanting kids and how she wants to settle down and have babies. And I'm just sick of natty lifting because I'm not getting results after 3 years and roiding is just unironically more efficient. After all, life is just a quest to make it as efficiently as possible, so why avoid roids if that is your philosophy?

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What the fuck does a morbidly obese landwhale have to do with your blog? Kys.

Thanks for fulfilling its purpose retard.

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I'd cut her cookie nawmean?

do it bro. i believe in you

you are absolutely retarded to think you have a reliable chance at making a career as IG model, especially as a male. you could also just drop out, wagecuck and use 100% of your income on lottery tickets, about the same success rate.

easier plan: freeze a lot of sperm

imagine being this gay

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This. Instafame is for women and queers, stay in school OP you asswipe

you're probably right I just made $12 profit off a scratcher.

M-mommy

Just become a g4p celebrity

Mal Malloy went to shit.

Wrong.

It's true unfortunately, she always walked a fine line but then she started indulging the feeder types and now she just looks gross and unhealthy. She was so good post pregnancy for a while

delusional

low testosterone betas

>Instagram model
>gain followers
>start YouTube channel

Yeah good luck with that buddy. See you in 10 years when you're paying off your mortgage while trying to impress your 250 inactive followers.

>See you in 10 years when you're paying off your mortgage while trying to impress your 250 inactive followers.
I too, am a watcher of the shit show known as DSP.

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Do it bro

How is that passive income?

just make a porno with your bitch

God damn that would be a wet, warm, and wild ride.

based but my nigga

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