Realistically speaking how do you even stop this absolute beast charging at you
Realistically speaking how do you even stop this absolute beast charging at you
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Level change and go for a takedown
You throw her a few chicken nuggets and run away
how do you even stop this absolute beast charging at you
By not escalating really minor and petty social slights into all-out brawls. It's easily done.
Charge just like her because I'm not a bloatlet and I likely outweigh her.
takedown a literal human wall
Youre just gonna hurt yourself
this has gotta be hawaii
you dont. she could pretty much crush the entire UFC mens division under light heavyweight
Throw this to lure her away
be a man
win by default
Same way you stop any charging dangerous game
I'm 6'1 190lbs. All I would have to do is use my superior wingspan to punch her in the face before she can even get near me. One good hit is all it would take to knock her out.
All that cardio had to do for something
Couple of straight punches to the face. She can barely touch her head let alone stop anything that isnt a hook.
mother of god, what is this abomination
Christ, that's pretty unprofessional.
Why would you need to stop it, just kite the thing until it gets tired.
goblinoid mutts fighting with belly of highly processed, unhygienic, poison slop from megacorp. dwelling in the new cities of our age living on piles of unimaginable filth. imports from the overflowing latrines of the world. grotesque walking pollutants products of trash world.
Eating 2 of those puts you at 4000 calories, you can bloatmax eating only 3 of those every day
I misread is 2600 jesus christ 2 of those to reach 5200 calories
when Mexico sends its people they aren’t sending their best
Being almost pure sugar, wouldn't it be extremely quickly utilized and burned off or stored as fat, without giving you sustained energy (like a traditional carb load)?
This. Women have absolutely no chin these days.
I wish the hunter would blow his head off with that gun
You spear tackle her using all the strength you got from squatting and deadlifting
Cry more, faggot.
Swolebro I went to college lost points on his mandatory health class food journal assignment because the cardio winemum instructor didn't believe that he ate one of those every day and totaled over 5k cals. Think he's FBI now.
Random Judo throw, then leave her on the ground, she won't be capable of getting up.
Yikes, I can smell the onions from here
attempt to throw shake at beast, only hit your own head
Get charged, she has literally 100 pounds or more on you leaving you helpless
get your literal titties knocked out of your shirt, shit pushed in
start fighting the only girl trying to protect you and break up the fight causing her to beatthe shit out of you too
get double teamed by both
What was her thought process here
fucking based if true
Women get super entitled and think they can get away with anything these days.
You don't. Respect the bloat.
If this chick is coming at you and you know it's a fight you immediately kick her knee and either drop her for a knee to the face or you hyperextend her shit up and the altercation is over.
tfw not getting to watch tittys flapping around while eating mcnuggets
Ayyy 13 grams of fiber though.
People don't stand like that in a fight for it to work that well.
Wow, it's like a day's worth of food in a cup!
I've just started cutting aggressively this week and this makes me want to cry
How do you counter this piece of lard?
You are jot answering the question you retard. The scenario is if the beast charges at you how do you respond, not how to prevent the beast from charging in the first place. Reading is pretty easy too try it some time.
actually kinda badass.
reminds me of Bob from Tekken.
I'd like to see this dude take on a buff guy though and not a skinny looking twink.
get her on your shoulders
throw her on the ground in victory
Then stomp on his face
263 GRAMS OF SUGAR
She was in the right probably, why try to stop it
Now I want to be fat
By not throwing food at them?
I mean, it's a novel concept, to just eat your food in a stationary manner without violently sharing it, but I do it, and it works out for me.
...but you do you, bro. If you're that into Battle Royal, then you go for it. Fight that big boss!
squatting 300lbs of flailing lard is a lot harder than 500lbs of compliant weight.
you think someone would do that, just go on the savannah and kill animals?
this: and also make him move/run the heart rate is going to go up and will be easy to to take down
That's a big drink
Be nice to her. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
the smaller guy is only skin and bones. If you take someone that is at least 5.10 80/kg most of it being lean body mass than he could stand his ground simply by letting the big boy gas out.
probably all this thread
Did you make this video? if not how the fuck do you find this shit
Sidestep and trip it. There's no way you would win in a fair fight, you need to get her knocked down or she will literally eat you.
This is not the original video. It went viral on Reddit last year.
wahhh he killed an animal nature scary! nature bad!
Use my 153lb frame and 6 inch wrists to dart away like the little gecko I am.
hunting is so based and redpilled I feel so in touch with my ancestors! W-what? My ancestors barely hunted and predominately made use of agriculture and domestication of animals and plants to thrive and build modern civilizations? W-what the only people who relied on hunting were the same people my ancestors regarded as savages?
This is your brain on hunting, go live in the bush nigger lovers
Your post makes no sense and you're a faggot
Hunter/gatherers are more ancestoral than farmers. I would tell you to look at your family tree to check, but yours is clearly shaped like a ladder.
I didn't realize you were actually retarded, my bad
Oddly satisfying video
what you talking about tons of people put their lead leg so far forward that a kick to the knee will fuck their shit up
Eyes to the thighs and tackle them, user. Didn't you ever play football?
wahhhhhh my ancestors were hunters damnit! They didn’t spend centuries perfectly breeding livestock and plants so they’d have optimal nutrition, wahhhhh my ancestors didn’t then use these livestock’s to set up settlements on other continents to ensure they’d be able to live there ! Wahhhhh my ancestors never discovered the staples of a healthy diet lie predomeintly in animal biproducts and plants
If your ancestors didn’t do these things you’re a nigger now fuck off nigger boy
Why do people even try to stop public fights? Why not just let them fight it out and watch?
he relates to his caveman ancestors more than any other
This is how I know you’re mentally retarded
If you do the math, you would know that you have more hunter-gatherer ancestors than agricultural ancestors, you mongoloid
if you do one lap around that center island she will run out of breath and collapse, then you can move in for the kill.
or you can be a man and just beat her ass like the dumb woman she is.
he relates more to his low iq ancestors who never built a civilization than any other
Just so we’re clear
Ah yes, el ogro de las Americas.
Hunters had higher IQ. Grains and vegetables are only food for dumb peasants.
Except that eating meat is what evolved us from protohumans, since vitamin B12 from meat is what promoted the brain development that differentiates us from monkeys. Fuck off you vegan fag
Maybe they didn't need to build a civilization because they were smart enough to survive without one
hunters were le epic and total bad asses
Is that why niggers spend all day hunting a hog instead of creating any sort of invention such as doors. Lmao the fact you try to claim people who domesticated animals and began farming are lower iq is so unsalable stupid an asinine I’m genuinly laughing.
Because of farming and domesticating we no longer had to be nomadic, we could focus more time on creating useful things such as written languages(so we could mock the knuckle dragging hunters) walls to keep low iq retards (such as yourself) out of the villages, and literally every other note worthy invention was created by people who utalized farminga and domesticating
Now shoo shoo nigger
Vitamin b12 is found in milk, eggs, and every other dairy product you collosal faggot
Holy shit he can barely fit his arm around her
tfw too smart to create civilization
So if you’re just as smart as them what’s stopping you from opting out of society and living like them? Now shoo shoo dirty ape
Wah, this reminds me of millions of innocent animals that my ancestors killed that allowed me to be born.
Take responsibility and kill yourself user.
Hunters had less time inventing but that does not mean they had lower IQ. Do you realise that the European and Asian agricultural peoples you're talking about came about from early hunters. Hunters had to have high IQ in the first place for them to become farmers.
imagine lacking self awareness like this on a mongolian cave painting board
kul tiran monk
Literally this. Double leg ez
t. doesn't know how to wrestle
Wow so insightful, everyone’s low iq ancestors that were in tribes of 30 hunted. Wow you’re a real fucking brainiac, but guess what. once they were smart enough they realized hunting is a giant time waster so they began domesticating animals and began farming. Hunting in the modern day is a fucking joke and it’s laughable you try to compare it to caveman hunting.
Yeah bud go out and hunt a grizzly bear with a spear or bow and arrows you made yourself. I’d love to see that
Hunting in the modern only means fat lazy boomers can kill animals that are genetically perfect. And when all these fat stupid boomers with they’re retarded manchild sons gonout and do this for generations it fucks up the ecosystem beyond repair.
But I wouldn’t expect anything less from someone who covers themselves in 40 dollar deer piss to mask their scent
Do you look like this by any chance?
Last I checked we were a Tibetan basket weaving forum bud
your posts read like a reddit spacing schizo who probably has daddy issues
Yeah bud go out and hunt a grizzly bear with a spear or bow and arrows you made yourself
I know you don't care, but this really made my day because I've actually done that.
Holy shit, can I dirty bulk on this?
Face-block her football stylew then trip her feet as she stumbles back
You must be a major retard to double leg a hambeast.
Why do you think we sprawl to avoid getting dropped. Unless you can manage to get her on her back sure but most likely she'll topple forward ontop of you after charging you.
Fat guy compliments the little one at the end
"He's like concrete, if not for my weight i'd just die"
jog away, there's no way an animal that hefty has any kind of endurance
That hamplanet has found true love and I'm still alone. Fuck this gay earth
263 grams of sugar
This is why combat sports have extremely narrow weight classes.
Anyone that watches the NFL knows this, too. Receivers/corners (the most athletic people on Earth) get absolutely BTFO whenever a linebacker or d lineman get square against them. The difference is generally less than 100 lbs.
Pretty sure they used boat to settle new continents. Also they bred livestock for food in addition to work animals. That's why bacon is delicious.
Is sugar overdose a thing? Like I know excess sugar gets stored as fat and you'd get a spike in energy etc. but what happens to your body when 263 grams of sugar floods into it at once? There has to be some near-immediate repercussion to that, right?
based af i'm getting one of these asap
The glucose in your blood has to be so high that i'd be suprised if some of those didn't get you instant diabetes
9 of them are pure sugar
Boats were used to travel to new continents, livestock and agriculture were used to settle those places
he doenst know that once you’ve grown crops somewhere you’ve officially colonized that place
Post pics of the hand made weapons and bear you killed
You've never fucked up anybody's knee. Some twat in pajamas told you that human knees are made of popsicle sticks and you believed him. He's never done it either.
Is that spic a tard?
look up an article on the video
this all started because the bitch put soda in a water cup
enjoyi the ride
2600 in a fucking cup
t. dipshit that doesn't know that trophy hunters do more for preserving rare mega fauna via fees than an army of his hippy faggot friends would in their lifetimes of bitching on the internet
You should work for Halmark.
Not everyone is black
I was a bouncer for over 4 and a half years and it was pretty routine that I'd get attacked by chicks who were completely hammered. It was always easy to make them submit without hurting them too badly, but one night I was kicking out this giant bitch for doing cocaine in the bar and she bumrushed me. She was probably 6'3 and well over 300 lbs. I used to box and wasn't expecting the charge, but a sloppy overhand right that caught her on the jaw was enough to put her to sleep.
hunters preserve wildlife by hunting on reserves in Africa that niggers lie about the birth rates so they can make a quick buck by killing off the most beautiful animal that’s endangered but lmao ooga booga he already mated even tho the mother was sick and both cubs died in child birth
You know why we have such a deer problem in North America? It’s becaude hunters killed off all the wolf’s and without wolves to keep them in check they completely ruined the natural ecosystem across the entirety of the US. That’s why we have to manage the land so god damn much
Fuck off with your retarded reiteration of bullshit you’ve heard other boomers say. If you want some fun stats look up bag limits and how many hunters are registered in your state. And realize that every animal is in danger of extinction if we don’t change it. Hunting should be illegal
Now kys you low iq spear chucking nigger
farmers killed wolves because muh sheep and cattle not trophy hunters
Are your hands full of hay? Because you’re graspinh at straws rn bud
This. A well placed leg kick rip her knee apart with all that weight on it
Any other crazy shit happen?
knocking out women
right up my alley. when do I start?
equating pest MGMT with trophy hunting.
Hands full of hay, indeed.
Say what you will about lying Africans but the sole reason African elephant and rhino preserves exist AT ALL is trophy hunters.
They would have gone extinct in the 80's from illegal poaching otherwise.
implying trophy hunting isn’t the by product of hunting every animal down to the point where only the smartest and cleverest remain
But yeah nah let’s just keep hunting them because an animals head looks better on a wall then out in the wild living, eating breathing, reproducing and creating more of that animal
Fucking dumbass hunters I swear to fucking god
Pic related is better than you in every way
What in the fuck have you done to stop poachers?
Trophy hunters are the only real counter to poachers at this point in time.
It's kind of ironic and sad but it's the truth.
You do realize it’s the niggers and boomers who do this right? Also the white rhinos already extinct and giraffes are already on the endangered species list. This is the by product of giving retards guns. Aka niggers and white people who like the act like niggers
boomers are doing the poaching
No they are not you dishonest faggot.
It's Africans doing it for Asians.
And my point still stands, trophy hunters fund the preserves, not hippie dipshits such as yourself.
Deal with it.
based wrong poster
Look at this fucking nerd
animals that are genetically perfect
We hunt because we killed off the vast majority of the natural predators, genius. Or maybe you like hitting deer with your car?
Keep it on the DL niggy or this bread will be lousy with faggy janny.
Seriously, tell me how I'm wrong.
No trophy hunters = no preserve funding = extinct elephants and rhinos.
It's really not complicated.
Maybe a few faggot boomers did poach, still doesn't make this equation wrong.
Trophy hunters pay big money to hunt.
They donate the meat.
All you do is bitch on Jow Forums.
hunters stop poachers
this turd is shinier than this one
That’s your argument
what have you done to stop poachers
Incorrect I donate to preservation society’s to try and prolong the lives of these creatures. Hunting should be a death penalty offense at this point in time. Guns aren’t meant for animals their meant for people. If you can’t defend yourself from an animal then you deserve to be killed by the superior being
The only thing you need for animals is your voice. Most predators reason that if they run they’re prey if they don’t run then I’m prey. Simple as that. Hunting is the most wasteful and destructive hobby in the 21st century
donkey kick her knee as she moves forwards
big people like that have shit-tier knees
if you're in close quarters, RIP
As soon as you hunt what you’re preserving you’re the biggest fucking hypocrite alive
Deal with it faggot
If trophy hunting was ended, the preserves would shut down over night and the wild animals would be massacred.
I don't LIKE the fact that trophy hunters are the main donors but that doesn't make it any less true.
these guys saying you should go for a takedown on a big one like this....fucking retards.
Your best bet is to just use your speed advantage, stay outside of their reach, and every time you pop go for a combo.
One hit usually barely affects a big person. Two - three hit combos to the face take them down. You have to go for burst damage, their resilience stats are through the roof.
Everybody look at this pathetic faggot and mock him.
Seriously kiddo, you should stop. You're just embarrassing yourself and the board at this point.
Like I said, it's ironic but still true.
Cope away though.
No trophy hunters = no preserve funding = extinct elephants and rhinos.
You have yet to dispute this.
Ya know what’s better than donating the meat? Letting other animals in the ecosystem use the whole body to further that ecosystem. It’s basic fucking biology
If a lion dies, it’s body begins to decompose, scavengers come along and eat it’s remains, these scavengers proceed to shit out the remains which fertilizes the plains, the extra fertilization provides nutrient rich plants to grow, these plants are them eaten by the herbivores, and the herbivores are eaten by... the lions! Good job user way to keep up. And better yet the lion reproduces! And continues this perfect cycle
all you do is bitch on Jow Forums
You’d like to think that to help your claim but like every other opinion you have on this subject you’re wrong
Keep reading through the thread dumb ass
They’re already going extinct you fucking tard. They literally do nothing to preserve these animals. The safest animals aren’t in the wild their in the zoos which says a whole fucking lot about how stupid people are. Elephant populations are dwindling, as I said before the white rhinos already extinct, the giraffes are on the endangered watch list as well as countless other animals
it’s better to have the animals killed slowly rather than all at once
Sure I guess you’re right in that regard. But as I said before it’s the shinier of two shits. At the end of the day their both shit
Their going to go extinct regardless but at least bringing it to your attention negates you pleading ignorance when they go excinct. You knew and you did nothing about it
preserves literally do nothing to preserve these animals
Ok, we're done here, you're just spewing bullshit now.
That is objectively not even a little bit true.
I know you won't admit it here but you really should know you debate like a child.
u stupid faggots ruin thread by talk about animal skin
how u kill fat people ?
Bitch, I donate money to dying HUMANS.
Yes, I don't make enough money to preserve all biology on Earth, I'm so evil, blah blah blah.
Rugby tackle. Bitch will go down so hard.
that amount of sugar can kill you lol, also it has onions
maintain (something) in its original or existing state
pursue and kill (a wild animal) for sport or food.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT PRESEVING ANYTHING IF ITS KILLED WITHIN THE YEAR
b-but their breeding r-right??
NO THEY ARENT BREEDING THATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM THESE BOOMERS PAY TOP DOLLAR TO GO HUNT THESE EMDAGRED ANIMALS ITS NOT DONATIONS ITS BIDDING TO SEE WHO GETS TO MOUNT THE POOR BASTARD AND AS THE POPULATION GOES DOWN THE “DONATIONS” GO UP
NAH keep acting like you understand what you’re talking about it’s entertaining watching you spew your retarded fallacies and act like you have any knowledge on the subject at hand
Humans are in no danger of extinction dumbass get your priority’s in check. Your taxes already go towards welfare and other social safety nets. You wanna help even more for humans and don’t wanna spend any money? Volunteer at the soup kitchen I’ll see you there, pick up trash on the sidewalk and lend a helping hand. Stop trying to act like you’re ignorant on what needs to be done
Fat people kill them selves
haha that was fun joe, what do you want to kill next?
hmmm bill how about rhinos?
what a great idea! I’ll use the money I made from my 100% Mexican building crew to fund it
hehe good thing we donated that money right bill?
you'd get insanely fat unless that's all you had a day
WOW, look at the size of it! Sure glad we hunted them before they became emdagred what a blast!
What’s next bill?
let’s go after the long necked thing
What if I'm 5'7 110lbs?
This is top notch bait. That, or you have an aggressive form of retardation
you'd probably still go skinnyfat mode
enough sugar to kill 2 grown men
just dirty bulk on McGangBangs, the food of the gods
gee willikers joe this has been a fun trip! Can’t believe you got him!
How do people let themselves get that angry at each other? After your early 20s you should never lose your shit like those people ever again. My dog is more tame than those fucking animals.
even do der horns grow bak, we should still kill dem and cut off de whole horn ooga booga
run until it gets tired
Holy shit this thread derailed HARD. Good job guys. Seriously this is fucking great.
tell that to the grey wolf, racoon, and the buffalo you complete brainlet
low IQ and bad mentorship
they're animals in human form
Six hamburgers a day? Fuark I'm on it.
Pull her towards your left and trip her over the back of your right leg as she runs into you. You use her own weight and momentum against her.
S Ö Y
I saw the sugar and thought I was hallucinating.
KYS my man. People like you are the reason I got interrested in hunting.
I do things to spite others
Are you a woman?
calm down sperg no one cares.
There are no buffalo in America, we have bison. And they were killed off to effect the natives and get them to interstate /starve them out. Literally they would shoot them and leave them. There was no hunting involved.
I’m not sure what you’re referring to with that raccoon thing but if you’ll go more in depth we can talk about it. And I’ve already addressed the wolves issue
I broke nofap to this
It’s easy not to care about these things when you don’t plan on reproducing
just step on her ankle and push it into the ground
she'd be immobilized within seconds
I'd say your only chance would be a single-leg takedown.
Incorrect I donate to preservation society’s to try and prolong the lives of these creatures. Hunting should be a death penalty offense at this point in time. Guns aren’t meant for animals their meant for people.
Edge guard her until I see a window to DK dunk her.
Based and real pilled
go to mcdonalds
get a meal, a titty, and a show
Now that's a deal.
Imagine how much protein you could get from that buffalo.
When they're big guys 4u, a swift kick to the knee is going to fuck them up.
t. cop in a city with a lot of Samoans
Seashells by the Seashorpheus
Morpheus drinking a 40 in a death basket
I prefer fist punches, maybe a head headbutt if you're desperate
the gay in the background makes me lose it every time
Go for the ankles and knees and try to stay out of reach. If the get in close then go for the eyes
I actually worked at a Baskin Robbins when those shakes came out and there was a news story somewhere about how it was the highest calorie drink you could get at a restaurant-type place. I felt terrible handing them out but I was still in school.
When that news story came out people would come in, talk about how it was supposedly "the least healthiest shake in the world" and then fucking order one like it was a joke
I know you weren't joking you fat fucks. You wanted it all along.
Their heads have a protective layer of fat. That ain't gonna do it.
I'm bigger than her.
I would just punch her in the face and break her nose or her jaw.
women bones are weaker now matter what.
These kinds of martial arts videos are bullshit, because the person they're sparring with knows what outcome they want, and pretty much works to make it happen. Note how the little guy always approaches in a way that is optimal for the fat guy to defend.
Reminds me of that idiot that was like "I can touch people and they will faint" and demonstrated on his students. Then a skeptic was like "Alright try it on me" and it didn't work and the instructor gave some bullshit excuse like "oh well it doesn't always work on people if they don't believe" oh so it's a useless fucking martial art then huh?
based 'for you' setup poster
Not bad tbqhfamalam
I'm not a piece of shit, but I got so offended at what you said about pieces of shit that I became a piece of shit
enjoy your juice
This isn't a regulated martial arts fight or one of your Chinese cartoons. Even lifer prison gangbangers and seasoned career criminals when they get into a street fight, the stress and unpredictability usually results in one or two clumsy strikes and then immediately end up on the floor where the size and weight determines everything. This is why legit thugs settle everything with a gun or a knife... brawling is too uncertain.
Even Bruce Lee said if he was in a street fight with someone much bigger than him, he'd run for his life instead of fighting.
Don't mess with them when their hungry braaaaaahhh
Climb inside her vagina, and lay low for a few months surviving off of her fat, muscle tissue and breast milk for nutrients while eavesdropping on her brain signals so she doesn't know where i'm hiding out, and after nine months, camoflouge myself in her dried blood so i look like arnold schwarzenegger did in Predator, birth myself under the cover of night and crush her head with a 50 lb block of pure fat i crafted while i was camped out in her uterus before she sets off a bomb that blows up while she laughs like vincent price, then i fly off into the sunset in the chopper with the commander and the qt3.14 (Anna)
This. Shes top heavy. Easily tripable
what a madlad.
real men hunt
Hunters need to carefully hold the animal population in check. Its neccesary and important since all the dangerous animals like wolves and stuff were killed en masse due to Kiling cattle. So your so praised domestication is a key factor off why there is a need to hunt.
she's not top heavy, she's all heavy