No humour thread? Let's fix that
Humour thread, webm edition
Robert Wilson
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Connor Adams
if i wanted humour id show you my calf raise 1 rep max
Ayden Rogers
requesting the 'just smile at her' and 'check out how hard I can pee' comics
Parker Morris
I don't have the pee one
Dylan Fisher
John Bennett
Parker Gray
>Frequently bought together
Kek
Robert Brooks
That's the joke
Noah Adams
>Linda Bacon
>Bacon
Born 2 b fat
Ethan Bailey
Adrian Hughes
William Perez
Ryder Sanders
Austin Anderson
Aiden Nguyen
Adam Collins
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Logan Diaz
Dominic Long
Fuck off faggot
David Thompson
Henry Ross
5'8'' here, I found this VERY funny. Fuckin mnalets, eh guys? When will they learn...
Bentley Davis
kek
Ian Thomas
Dylan Lee
Ian Bailey
Matthew Jackson
the close up always gets me
Ethan Taylor
Eli Collins
>she's packing hurriedly
>he's still smiling
gets me every single time
Justin Davis
Levi Phillips
Owen Bailey
Mason Walker
Brandon Morgan
Xavier Bennett
Owen Sanchez
unironically a good idea
Nicholas Wright
>1v1 me you fucking lanky nigger
sides in orbit every single time
Oliver Walker
Joshua Hernandez
Jaxon Cook
Wyatt Diaz
How many of you have been brap posting on youtube lately
Brandon Brown
i think ill actually contribute
someone post the greentext plz, i dont have it
Caleb Bailey
b-b-b-bonus:
ill make up for the lack of greentext with this one
Dylan Young
being a nofun faggot i am, i've looked it up and it was an obvious fake
Ryan Sanders
Oh I know this is when you don't know any dance moves so you just do reload animations from fps games.
Asher Parker
a modern classic
Jason Myers
being that this is a classic and I was also there for that, have a (you)
Zachary Johnson
Lmao what even
Carson Howard
Stride! Fucking classic.
Connor Lopez
im 5'5 lol
Grayson Reyes
300kg? Nice joke
Isaac Russell
That tip toe
Isaiah Russell
based 5'5 gnomeposter
Christopher Long
How's the weather down there?
Dominic Gonzalez
it stinks im always at BRAP level
HOOHOOHAHA
Eli Martin
I can't don't go near escalators anymore, they scare the shit outta me. Seen too many people get eaten.
Parker Nguyen
>I can't don't go near
Just thinking about them is enough to make me temporarily retarded
I hate china
Parker Perez
BRING IT IN BRO
Isaac Evans
..i cant reach you
Ryder Lee
It also says "Add both to Cart" and "Add both to Wish List" even though there are three extra items.
Isaiah Brooks
>lard
HA
Kayden Gomez
I used to show people how far I could pee. I would set up little targets. I could even knock down cans.
Angel Gray
Are you at least cute enough to start HRT?
Robert Torres
Not a webm, but gave me a chuckle.
Kayden Barnes
Connor Collins
no and i dont want to id rather be short and """"masculine"""" than short and an ugly tranny
Nolan James
Titan's Grip is OP.
Grayson Cook
Based Devil Digits
I was halfway through it wondering what the fuck was going to happen and then she almost got to the bottom...
The best part is how she turns her head and has a full second to do something but she just stands there.
AND THEN! The guy casually strolls down after it!
I can't stop watching this on repeat! It's been looping for five minutes now and I can barely breathe through the laughter and tears.
I'm going to die laughing at this!
Juan Nguyen
Based
Xavier Price
Kek there was barely any time for her to react desu, you don't expect a bunch of trolleys coming at you at mach 3, imagine if it was a bigger stack lmao
Joseph Peterson
> lard
Jason Gutierrez
It's the same fucking shit every time. Even OP's webm has been posted ad nauseum every day for the past 3 years.
Aaron Campbell
Naw man, shit barreled into her too hard to be just a bunch of trolleys, it had far too much mass for that. I think it was a loaded garbage can. Would also explain how it got away from him.
She HAD to have heard it barreling down at her! And I may be relatively laid back but I sure as shit would jump out of the way with as much time she had. Then again I'm not a woman, so eh...
Still, it's fucking hilarious.
Hudson Gomez
Based
Wyatt Gutierrez
That pic is my goal arm size.
Austin King
this is my favorite one out of all of them
Asher Young
This aways gets posted but the guy who doesn't know the shit behind me is so fucking hot and I want to feel his lifts down my throat
Charles Moore
The thot riots of 84'
>during the 18 years after the Jow Forumsizen revolution the tensions were rising
>the distribution of men to women was heavily tilted in the mens favour
>this lead to large harems being made for the musclebound and chadlike
>yet still there weren't enough men
>spited at not being chosen
>women became dykes in hoards, not the hot kind either
>they became fat and wore the mark of evil... coloured pixie cuts
>the women would live in their ghettos and continued the culture of hating and looking down on men as they previously had prior to the revolution
>occaisonally the deluded women would attack men in the streets
>this would obviously lead to the women being severly beaten and some of the cuter ones pregnant
>finally all of this lead to the riots themselves
>millions of women took to the streets
>not really destroying but kinda moderately damaging some property here and there
>turned into an orgy in brazil
>noone really cared until they started attacking men again
>lasted about a day and a half
>the women were subdued with single digit casualties on both sides due to most of the women surrendering
>the Jow Forumsizens wouldn't take harsh measures against the lesbians
>they were just misguided women
>so the Jow Forumsizens dug through the archives and found years and years of /FPH/ threads while also devising a reformation plan
>through some video editing and engineering bootleg forced cardio aparatus were set up
>a treadmill with a anti fat and pro male propaganda played constantly directly through their brains
Carson Baker
>the reformation program was a huge success
>the women were reformed into cardio bunnies and gradually brainwashed into feeling a fear of an imperfect body
>some were integrated into the harems
>most were committed to being cardio bunnies and having nice asses and stuck working mundane jobs noone wanted to do
>the worst offenders of the thot riots were thrown into the female gladiatorial arena
>basically just glorified cat fights
Order was restored and the thot riots were nought but a footnote in the history books
It was only another 5 years before the reign of the mad chad began
Alexander Garcia
>not posting the version without the disgusting red circle
Justin Gonzalez
Henry Myers
be my bf user
Angel Peterson
damn she's fucking hot
Bentley Young
Why did that make me lose my fucking shit
Ryan Jenkins
This made my day !
Andrew Nelson
what happened there?
Anthony Morris
>tfw well hydrated
Jason Long
Sumo for 3 fucking plates. Why even filming yourself?
Andrew Murphy
I always think Jeff inspired this
Ryder Hernandez
FUARK MY RIBS
Justin Stewart
More to come
Tune in tomorrow night
Luis Powell
Underrated
Lincoln Jones
Meanwhile most here can only dream of having a gf that looks like his
Jace Smith
Do you really have to ruin everything?
Chase Parker
nice
Tyler Reyes
>break thine fast
I'm an ESL and I just got where the word 'breakfast' comes from. I feel like a moron.
Xavier Powell
how heavy was that cart? i need to calculate the impact force
David Hall
>manlet clegane
Landon Nelson
youtube.com
this vid came up in recommended when i was watching Jeff-kun
This gym actually has big text on the wall "no gymtimidation" and "no bodyshaming"
is every gym in america like that?
This is comedy gold, would make for great lore like how /tv/ has their Kinoplex, penis inspection days and no singles-policy
Cooper Hill
I didn’t see a woman in that gif...
Wyatt Wilson
>""""masculine""""
Why not just be straight up masculine? Work out hard, grow a beard, braid it, start taking classes in smithing
Jayden Scott
jeff pls go