tfw no matter how much I lift my first name will always be beta
tfw no matter how much I lift my first name will always be beta
Sorry, man, Kyle sounds beta indeed.
I feel like I'm sort of in the middle
Face/Off is a terrible movie. Wonder why I liked it as a kid.
Frederik, typical bland European name whee I live
it's an abstract feel lads
Have people call you kye instead. Sounds less faggoty
Can’t relate, don’t have a beta name
Translates to savior
Tfw just realized I’m also 6’2”
Alpha name, alpha height, big wiener, saw my old ID pic from my skelly days and I had a square jaw, I just fuckin got in shape I could be a slayer
Am I faggot?
No, it’s good.
Every chase I've met has been a faggot. Apparently in the olden days it was a synonym/nickname for chad.
Depends on how you look honestly. If you look like a god, you can't be fucked with on that
Tim reporting in
Is it bad guys? Is it?
Kike would be better.
I only knew one Chase. He was a ugly, gangly loser.
replace the W with a single U, get big, and it's good.
AHAHAHAHHHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK NAME THEIR KIDS KYLE
One of my best friend's was named Kyle, he was a very good guy. He took his life over a horrible woman, and I've missed him year day since. Your name is yours.
Generic name, but not bad.
kinda faggy, would have prefered Valentino at least
God you’re so depressing who died?
The only Angel I've ever met was a meth dealer who beat his fat white gf and drank Milkwaukee's best.
Am I safe guys?
You've already lost.
Too long. Go by Chris instead
I got the cancer baws
those digits confirm you're fine, don't worry about it chris.
Where did you read the word fat, fren?
Sorry to hear that user
you guys are so fucking insecure also i'm charles is it only beta if people call me chuck?
Christopher is more adult
I actually like the fact that people can call me Dick. In fact, I love my name.
Can I call you Charli?
I'm in the clear right?
Sawyer. I’ve been called s o y boy on many occasions because of my shit name.
Me too. My last name is also one syllable, so I feel like my name is very boring
Jake fuckin sucks m8
if you have a four letter name, fuck you
jesus geese are fucking hideous
also chuck is a boomer nickname, Charles sounds alpha
But it's all good bc I live in Brazil
Fuck them that name is fuckin rugged
You just need to be rugged too
beat his fat white gf.
Sounds just like me. One of my nicknames in highschool was also ‘Dealer’.
Too close to Pedo
[spoiler]I am, my name is four letters too[/spoiler]
Who else has a /weird as fuck/ name?
The fuck? Isn't Artemis a female name?
Should have called you Ares, the faggots.
How do you pronounce it?
Is your father Goku by any chance?
I know so many Zack/Zach/Zac's and half are irredeemable turbo virgos
Roger, it feels like this name is going to become extinct soon
I'm not even irish, though my mum's family is. I'm from south africa(don't live there anymore though)
Like Americans would pronounce Owen
If you give your kid a name just because of your religion you unironically need to rethink things. This specifically goes out to the 3 billion Muhammads.
..I'm good right fellas?
Go by Jack. Take 100 years off your life
how do you even pronounce that
Stonewall Jackson is a fucking beast my man, jealous.
Like Americans would pronounce Owen
Oh, that's fuckin cool then. Once people get passed the initial "how do you say that?" at least
Any Philip's in here?
am i gonna make it?
what if i want to come off as old, wise, and /grizzled/
No, he's an angry boer named Willem
Sounds pretty good, though.
Yes, based name.
CHILLIN OUT WITH THE CREW IN THE SCHOOL YARD
I feel like it's a little beta.
I disagree. He should stick with Jackson. It's stronger, rolls off the tongue more efficiently, much better name.
Sounds like a weird uncle name
I live in burguerland now. How fucked am I?
its chad just dont take yourself too seriously.
Should I get the rope out?
Yeah, with my accent it comes out more like Oh-gan Because exactly zero people from south africa have been named that ever
Is that actually your name or can you not spell
Sounds serial killery
The only thing wrong with Sean is how common it is. Don't worry about it unless you start hearing about other Seans that people knew before they knew you.
that's actually kinda cool, irish?
Angus, I feel ok about it
dont let it hold you back though you can overcome it breh
Suck it Kyle
Got plenty of shit for it being a girl's name even though it short for my full name Nicholas. A Robert or a Bob can go by Bobby, a John can go by Johnny, a James or a Jim can go by Jimmy, but for some reason a Nicholas can't go by Nicky according to a lot of people. I think it's mainly ignorance considering it was a more common male name in the past with mafioso types. Or maybe it's that I grew up around ignorant minorities. Who knows
Oh fuck off that name rules. Just don't ever use the III
literal fucking jojo character name, thats so fucking chad im jelly. it sounds like the name of a demon
How the fuck is that even pronounced?
Like the beef?
I know very beta turbo virgin Conner who voted for Clinton.
we benefit from immediately being recognized as white upon reading our name
Fuck you what's your name
Do you go by Carm or something?
Thank you user
pic related its my graduation photo
Named after my parent's home
The virgin Conner vs. the chad Connor
It means lover of hounds so at least we have man's best friend on our side.
Go by Nick
HO! CHRISSY! CAREFUL WITH THE SHFOOYADELL
Also, Nicky IS a girl’s name, Nicholas sounds far better.
Evan here too. pretty faggy name
But i'm a permanent resident. On the other hand, i hate this fucking snow
Shit tier zoomer "mommy says I'm special" name
Sounds manly, Alpha even.
Another White Connor checking in...if you spell it “Conor” or “Conner” neck yourself though
On the other hand, i hate this fucking snow
Come to Florida, there are lots of your kind here.
Funny enough, there's lots of my kind here too, Florida has more South africans than anywhere else in the world outside SA except for western aus
That;s actually cool as fuck. checked
Very alpha name my friend. You're destined for greatness.
Reminds me of aids. Depressing
The only arron I knew was a manlet but he had a black belt and could snap your femur with a single punch and do one handed hand stands
wtf? I'm in FL where do I find the saffers? are you guys all farming oranges?
Only guy that I know with the name Chase was a burn out
Jealous. I wish I was named after a conqueror
Maybe i'm biased but everyone with the same name as us has been a man of noticeable character and always charismatic
Strange how names work
Just try and say something i've heard it all american cunts
Joseph but I go by Joe
First you ask for my nickname and now you want to know my real name?
Fuck off CIA NIGGER
We're all over the place. I'm in tallahassee, literally on Jow Forums from the shitter at a pregame right now.
Gotta go soon but I'll keep checking this thread
checked those heil dubs
Like the coffee?
In the house?!
if pronounced Ceh-sil, based
if pronounced Sea-sil, cringe
Preciate it lads
does it LOOk effeminate though?
Depends. You are a girl right?
Tfw your parents didn't give you a headstart with an alpha name
Count your blessings user.
Tempting. How about Tampa?
Believe it or not, i'm not African. Not that far away from there - Spaniard.
Kyle is only beta if you make it beta. Be an alpha and make Kyle an alpha name
my names unique for sure, i love it
everyone with the same name as us has been a man of noticeable character and always charismatic
This is definitely the case. I try to remain humble in the face of my success however.
Of course it's seh-sil. More like Cessl, there's not really an extra I. I kinda like see-sil though.
wtf another white african in florida? and in tallahassee? nigger we gotta hit the leach sometime
Keith is a certified Brad name. Every Chad friend circle includes a Keith.
Or the average
Grew up in tampa. I just live in tallahassee for uni. My mum lives in /whitechase/ and my dad lives on DI
No shit mate, good to meet another Jow Forumsizen at FSU. you headed to AYCD tonight?
My name is arab and extremely masculine.
Thomas, i like it, there's not many people with that name.
friends call me mike but family members say my entire name
DAMN RIGHT I AM
I'll look out for you man. Catch me getting top in the middle of Ken's again
A name so good people had to invent a bunch of shitty names that rhyme with it.
My middle name, very based and redpilled. Do you go by Robert?
that is a common nickname
its also very hurtful
No. I am not.
No shit, my middle name too.
joel. horrible and hard for people to understand
How fucked am I?
Might as well have put a chasity cage on me when I was born for all the good this dog shit name has done
Joe sounds boomer, Joseph is better.
Oh, no, no, no.
Stacy-tier girl's name. Every girl I know named blair is 10/10 and blonde, classic southern charm
if youre a guy youre fucked
just realised your 6'2
Why you lie though
could be a slayer
Keep telling yourself that pudding pop
Ghenghis and yes im central asian
Yeah, I'm a guy.
Who else has a /weird as fuck/ name?
I feel you irishfag.
What I want to name my kid. Only met one and he was a pure chad, loved by the community
Change your name. Only cost like $50. Leave old life behind and start a new.
can't imagine you explaining that to people
WHATS YOUR NAME
WHAT THE FUCK
Based and corporal punishment pilled
love my name
So u love dick?
Certified chad name
I'll see you there then user. Can't be out too late though because I'm rushing this week and we have a mandatory meeting in the morning
It gets worse too. My middle name is heart and I've had long hair since I was a child, currently it's about 5 inches short of my waist.
Being 6'4 and jacked just makes it weirder. I don't want to cut my hair because it's one of the few things I had in common with my dad, don't really want to lose it.
I hope you’re a tranny.
Irish name that literally means handsome. Did I make it?
My name is literally fucking Richard Dickson Cox
you'll all think this is a joke but my nickname is Dick Dick and I have to live with it
Based name. Literal king tier
I don't know why your anglo names sound inherently gay, even those that have latin/greek roots.
Any Slavic name has inherent mannish sound ( even sergey) compared to western stuff.
Oh, no, no, no.
whats wrong with my name?
but of course my name is always compared to him
Terrone obeso rilevato
what are you talking about, don't be a fool.
ALL THREE OF YOUR NAMES ARE PHALLIC, YOU SHOULD BE A GOD
I knew one guy with somewhat similar name. He was Russian.
Isn't that a last name usually?
do you go by vinny?
It's okay user, my dad's good friend is named Richard shaker.
Alexander but I go by Sasha
Probably pretty chad. Do you look irish?
You mean Arthur, right?
With those traits, your name isn’t that big of a deal.
Well, are you?
fucking chad, but I thought it was weird when I first learned about it.
You're the masterrace kid, rejoice.
I'd say so yeah. Used to be really fat but i dropped 120 pounds last year, also 6'4 and my jaw appeared when I lost the weight
do you guys believe in name affecting personality?
Every guy I knew who had a girl name like ashley or courtney turned out to be gay and always behaved effeminately. Whilst most chad names unironically became CHADS
Beta version of
When you say your name the videogame charcater comes to one’s mind.
A VERY Anglo-Saxon name, wear it like a badge of courage lads
I think it's funny as well, and it's not like I get bullied for it. I get along with all people really. It's just to the outside eye I'm only the penis name guy.
dick shaker is based
Not sure if based or not.
hey Luigui, wheres Mario
LMAOOAO ROFL LOLOL
school was especially gay, didnt like my name at all but now i really like it. its not common at all or maybe im the only one with the name, prob not but either way youll never meet anyone with my exact name
my middle name means "My sir" in hebrew too
The best anglos were born south of the equator
I think it more has to do with the parent's intent. Parents gives their kids names that they respect or like, often because of the things the name is associated with. And kids take after their parents, I suppose. Someone that names their kids chad is probably a chad or wants tehir kid to be a chad, so they're going to influence the kid towards being a chad. *shrug*
Thoughts on the name Luke?
Also, is it bad to have three first names?
Yes, most Andreas I knew are total whores.
Name luke strikes me as the epitome of bland. Could definitely be worse
1: parents choose chad/shit names, continue making chad/shit choices as they raise the child
2: some sort of fate
2 would be pretty fucking cool not gonna lie
Being named after a Greek hero and a person who helped Jesus camp out is pretty good feeling desu
Good, both your name and having 3.
Your probably right. Parent that choose chad names probably wish to have chad kids. The mom probably think "I want a strong child"
not sure if im good or cucked
change to Kain to be based
C is beta
K is chad
Is there a more beta name than "Oliver"?
Every Oliver I've met has been a manipulative, onions drinking cuck.
could either be a 6'5 chad or a beta skelly orbiter, your choice breh
Very, very based depending on pronunciation.
it's a real goody two shoes christian boy name
sounds like you wear cargo shorts and play League of Legends
Why did it change "onions" to onions kek
the absolute most based
very jealous of you
The gayest name possible, Andrew
One letter away from being everyone on this board.
hispanic, central america
Luigui is my fathers two names combined in 1. first 3 letters of each
This is true. All the cowards stayed behind. Fuck northern hemisphaggots.
You ride a scooter and consume Monster Energy drinks like they're water.
You also wore heelies to your nans funeral.
Eugene. This guy’s name is a close second.
Pretty Alpha name. Solid and manly.
Any other Allen's out there?
honestly it's not so bad, if you're a dork it's a dork name but it can be pretty chadly
sorry Andrew but I think you're right on this one.
Is Mitchell based or virgin pilled
My dads buddy is named Richard wacker
Ezekiel. Gladiator tier chad name.
who /mike/ here
I'm a David, am I safe? David killed goliath and was king and shit, but he was also fairly DYEL. But he did have that perfect ratio
It's just bland dude. Be thankful you're not Tarquin or Ciprian or something.
Roger that, over
I'm the only Camden I know
Maximus. What am I destined for?
Wouldn't leave you alone with children
Luis Guillermo, nice.
If I ever have a son (probably won't because girls don't want anything to do with me), I was thinking of naming him Gene
Thanks man, I’ll go for that rugged feel
Sorry m8 but you've got an average stepdad/ creepy uncle name. Very beta.
what's boomer about Griffin
Absolutely never reproduce
If your blood line doesn’t end with you it’ll end with him if he has that name
you play football mate?
If you want your son to kill himself before 21 sure
I know it's a joke post but do some genealogy, a lot of your ancestors will have chad names, just choose one.
What make Alex a chad name?
Would hang out with/10.
Safe? More than safe, very based name.
Greatness or failure only.
curious, howd you know it was Luis Guillermo?
James or Alex
I didn't see a single other Samuel or Sam in this thread. Is my name really that uncommon?
jason is an atheletic as fuck name
I don't know guys
I guess i can't blame my autism on my name
Over 270 replies and no Michael. I am disappoint.
Peter Griffin comes to my mind.
probably the loudest I have ever kek'd from this site
Mafia underling that gets sent to kill protagonist but gets fucking destroyed by him in some alleyway/elevator after pulling a switchblade
The name is Huey. Check em
extremely chad, pass to first born son
I live in Mexico.
Usually Ivans are ugly, am I right?
Families from Salvador, not too far off i guess, cool
Am I alpha?
you're on the edge
You know it!
always been too obese
trying to make it
Get compliments all the time, it's not stereotypically alpha or beta but it does sound cool and it's memorable
just go by "Ren", made cool by NWA
am i gonna make it?
t. guy named marcus
forgot to include that it also means either "dear friend" or "God's spear"
if your bro/sis isn't named Tigris then your parents fucked up and you're never gonna make it
Either worn out middle-aged drunk tier
or based and fit bro (possibly with a nice mustache)
im 5'10 155 lb 10% bf, i could swing both ways right now but i'm trying to make it thanks fit bro
If your face is masculine, yes.
Dad wanted to but my mum wanted to name her something else, plan on naming my daughter tigris
Tons of common Jewish names. Benjamin, Jacob, Noah, Abraham, David, Isaac. Even Isaiah and Ezekiel get used. Hezekiah can go by Kiah.
Options are Morty or basically announce as Chaim Scholomo Ben David
How’s life there? Are women good looking?
Mine is Kellen. Is my Irish name gay or cool idk.
live in cali but life in salvador
at least the women are hot
Hard for people to get it the first time with all the syllables so I just say tony to strangers.
Same user. Despite always hearing about it being a very common name, I meet fairly few Joe's. Met a guy recently who went by 'Joey', don't know why you'd do that to yourself
I go by my last name
I think it’s cool. But this annoys me
”what’s your name?”
”and your last name?”
same but with QU
Inti (pronounced "eentee")
is your brother named like quetzal or something by any chance
pronounced exactly how it sounds (Kah-Yoh)
my best friend did give me a Ken doll as a trol birthday present
its a male name here
almost got placed in a dorm with girls in a language school in germany because they thought i was a girl
that would have been fucking sick
Please, be a trap.
If you have to ask...
one chance at life
I bet you think I'm joking.
not a single Josh in this thread except me
We really are a dying breed
fuck off degenerate
But you’re the one with the gay name, not me.
Would be pissed if it was with a c but the k make its solid, thanks dad
I think it's alright
Reminds me of donuts/10.
My buddy Chris killed himself over a girl. How the fuck could a guy do that?
Are you retarded? Watch the Tinder Trap video, bluepilled fag.
Kevin reporting in. How'd I do?
Go by Mac? Pretty easy m9.
God-tier dog name. Based.
Immediately brings up image of the crab from Little Mermaid.
Based name. Not many others that sound like it.
Based name of my father who's probably not a faggot. Not many guys can kill goliath.
you better be black
like 3 or 4 of the hottest--as in most popular--male movie stars are Chrises
Nah, the only chad I know supposedly got drunk and held a girl down at a party,real Weinstein like. def not a Chad thing to do
ryan "the goose" gosling
Bitches love the name ryan for these two guys alone. Also, my name is ryan and I'm coping
Was she a thot?
reporting in, based name
Kyle its the most beautiful name
Yeah , she was , which is why I said supposedly . I don’t think any less of him desu, I just don’t think a true Chad would have that reputation .
Are you a dog?
Sounds Russian and lazy.
Reminds me of mucus or snot
How do I go full Sebastian mode?
Slap your mom for me
It's a very rare biblical name and people find it hard to pronounce sometimes, but it has a cool meaning. It translates to "Man of Iron" or "Made of Iron".
Pretty good r-right guys?
Matthew / Matt
I like it
Chad, generic name.
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