>tfw no matter how much I lift my first name will always be beta
... Kyle
>tfw no matter how much I lift my first name will always be beta
... Kyle
>Kyle
Ángel.
Sorry, man, Kyle sounds beta indeed.
>kyle
>Ryan
I feel like I'm sort of in the middle
Face/Off is a terrible movie. Wonder why I liked it as a kid.
Frederik, typical bland European name whee I live
>Jack
it's an abstract feel lads
Have people call you kye instead. Sounds less faggoty
Can’t relate, don’t have a beta name
T. Salvatore
Translates to savior
Tfw just realized I’m also 6’2”
Alpha name, alpha height, big wiener, saw my old ID pic from my skelly days and I had a square jaw, I just fuckin got in shape I could be a slayer
Artemis
Am I faggot?
No, it’s good.
>KYLE
Chase
Every chase I've met has been a faggot. Apparently in the olden days it was a synonym/nickname for chad.
Depends on how you look honestly. If you look like a god, you can't be fucked with on that
Tim reporting in
>Shawn
Is it bad guys? Is it?
Kyle kek
Kike would be better.
I only knew one Chase. He was a ugly, gangly loser.
replace the W with a single U, get big, and it's good.
Sounds faggy.
AHAHAHAHHHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK NAME THEIR KIDS KYLE
One of my best friend's was named Kyle, he was a very good guy. He took his life over a horrible woman, and I've missed him year day since. Your name is yours.
Generic name, but not bad.
>Valentin
kinda faggy, would have prefered Valentino at least
God you’re so depressing who died?
The only Angel I've ever met was a meth dealer who beat his fat white gf and drank Milkwaukee's best.
Christopher.
Am I safe guys?
Weird name.
Based.
>fat
You've already lost.
Too long. Go by Chris instead
I got the cancer baws
those digits confirm you're fine, don't worry about it chris.
Where did you read the word fat, fren?
Sorry to hear that user
you guys are so fucking insecure also i'm charles is it only beta if people call me chuck?
Christopher is more adult
Richard.
I actually like the fact that people can call me Dick. In fact, I love my name.
Can I call you Charli?
>tfw chad.Jake
>Jackson
I'm in the clear right?
Sawyer. I’ve been called s o y boy on many occasions because of my shit name.
Me too. My last name is also one syllable, so I feel like my name is very boring
Jake fuckin sucks m8
if you have a four letter name, fuck you
Sounds old
jesus geese are fucking hideous
also chuck is a boomer nickname, Charles sounds alpha
Evan..
Pedro
But it's all good bc I live in Brazil
cope
Fuck them that name is fuckin rugged
You just need to be rugged too
>beat his fat white gf.
Sounds just like me. One of my nicknames in highschool was also ‘Dealer’.
This.
patrician name
Too close to Pedo
[spoiler]I am, my name is four letters too[/spoiler]
>Eóghan
Who else has a /weird as fuck/ name?
The fuck? Isn't Artemis a female name?
Should have called you Ares, the faggots.
thanks fellas
Gay.
How do you pronounce it?
Is your father Goku by any chance?
>Zack
I know so many Zack/Zach/Zac's and half are irredeemable turbo virgos
Roger, it feels like this name is going to become extinct soon
I'm not even irish, though my mum's family is. I'm from south africa(don't live there anymore though)
Like Americans would pronounce Owen
>Caleb
If you give your kid a name just because of your religion you unironically need to rethink things. This specifically goes out to the 3 billion Muhammads.
Jayden
..I'm good right fellas?
Go by Jack. Take 100 years off your life
how do you even pronounce that
Kyle here
Stonewall Jackson is a fucking beast my man, jealous.
Kyles sick
>Like Americans would pronounce Owen
Oh, that's fuckin cool then. Once people get passed the initial "how do you say that?" at least
Adam
Any Philip's in here?
>jeffrey
am i gonna make it?
what if i want to come off as old, wise, and /grizzled/
No, he's an angry boer named Willem
Like Owen
Virgin name.
Sounds pretty good, though.
Yes, based name.
Ife
Sounds bald
CHILLIN OUT WITH THE CREW IN THE SCHOOL YARD
Freddy.
I feel like it's a little beta.
I disagree. He should stick with Jackson. It's stronger, rolls off the tongue more efficiently, much better name.
Sounds like a weird uncle name
>Alejandro
I live in burguerland now. How fucked am I?
its chad just dont take yourself too seriously.
Sean
Should I get the rope out?
Yeah, with my accent it comes out more like Oh-gan Because exactly zero people from south africa have been named that ever
>goblino
Is that actually your name or can you not spell
Sounds serial killery
>Jeffrey
>Sounds bald
Nice chuckle
The only thing wrong with Sean is how common it is. Don't worry about it unless you start hearing about other Seans that people knew before they knew you.
>Carmichael III
Nice.
Horrible.
It’s gay.
that's actually kinda cool, irish?
Angus, I feel ok about it
kyle............................ yikes
dont let it hold you back though you can overcome it breh
Connor
Suck it Kyle
>Nicky
Got plenty of shit for it being a girl's name even though it short for my full name Nicholas. A Robert or a Bob can go by Bobby, a John can go by Johnny, a James or a Jim can go by Jimmy, but for some reason a Nicholas can't go by Nicky according to a lot of people. I think it's mainly ignorance considering it was a more common male name in the past with mafioso types. Or maybe it's that I grew up around ignorant minorities. Who knows
Sounds sophisticated