>dad made late night brownies
>ask what possessed him to bake this late
>he says, "because i love you son, and thought you might want some"
>he then gives me a pat on the shoulder and we eat some brownies together
Ruined my diet for the weekend, but made family gains.
Dad made late night brownies
>dad
>baking
Cuck
The best gains are family gains
Fuck you buddy, and i'm not even OP.
Knowing how to cook is useful.
Congrats bro. I make dad gains by going to the gym with him
>yeah only women know how to cook real men just buy fast food and eat bacon and drink haha
What day of nodad are you on?
>doesn't know how to cook
>relies on mummy to microwave his tendies
Never going to make it, cuck.
> relying on women for literally anything
> 2018
Best of luck to you.
>nodad
>people who don't know the difference between cooking (a useful life skill) and baking (a pass time for bored housewives and fatties)
At least I have a dad lol
7351 lol
The men in my family only showed emotion when drunk. Probably why I’m so fucked up mentally, but still very much a successful man. They taught me everything accept how to feel.
>accept how to feel
user are you drinking away your feelings again?
t. breadlet
My father and I never got along when I was growing up.
It only got worse when my mother died.
Now that my dad is older, he's much more open to bonding.
You got me. Didn’t even notice.
o-of course not
This. My dad was an old school hard-assed machista who never wanted to hear anything about our emotions growing up and I felt I couldn't come to him when times were tough. Now that he's older he super into talking about feelings and how much he missed when we were kids. Kinda breaks my heart because I feel he wished he were more involved when I was younger.
Fuck you budy, I bake a kilo of bread every two days while bulking.
>dads a narcissistic manipulative criminal who beat my whole family growing up
I want to be a decent dad and have what you bros have one day.
>accept how to feel
Also forgot to teach you not to be a tard
post body lardo
Comfy as fuck
You first dyel shitter
>Eating bread
>Making it
Pick two
>2018
Forgot the +1
dont you mean CY+4
No, chest gains are still better.
hey why did you post a pic of my gf haha
weak bait
>tfw two mom's
>tfw never gonna have a father
>picked on at school
>forced to go to every rally
>this subset of cooking doesn’t count as cooking
>posts video game character
Go back to v and stay there underage faggot
Please be bait mr dubs.
lost my dick
based
This just brought a tear to my eyes OP
You're so lucky. I wish I had a dad.
Fuck your brownies
The true measure of a Dad is if he had you be circumcised or not...
>Jewish
F
>both parents wanted it done and had it done by a rabbi perv
D
>both parents wanted it done
C
>Dad said no and fought your mom about it but lost the argument
B
>Dad won the argument
B+
>both parents said fuck no and spared your newborn baby pecker
A
>both parents said no and your dad explained to you how much he loved you and all the amazing reasons to cherish having a foreskin and about the Jewish menace mutilating baby boys everywhere
A+
What grade did you get Jow Forums?
I Passed with an ugly C
fuck off with your creepy foreskin fetish
This thread is fucked all sorts of which ways.
>t. Rabbi
>a pass time
Pls tell me this is pasta
This...ops dad is pigskin
Raise ur test soi goyDads dobt do that shit
This.
This board dont know masculinity.
Bet their dads change diapers an talk about his fees fees.
A
this. even our boy ramsay is shit at baking and he is arguably one of the best chefs alive
i lived in a country where it isn't standard to mutilate your children's genitals at birth so my grade is way above all of those
tfw I met a Danish qt at the gym the other day. She had perfect deadlift form, and somehow she actually talked to me and gave me her number
Same here man. The old man wants to spend time with his boy now that I'm in my 30s and moved damn near to the opposite end of the country to get away from my retarded parents over a decade ago.
black/10
>haven't seen or spoke to my dad since I was 6
Not going to make it....
Based political sperg
>because Ive lost control of my life
I'm about 8 months into nodad. I've lost 70 lbs and stopped biting my nails. Went home for Christmas and saw everyone in my family except him, and it was great.
My older brother had a son a few months ago and he was brainwashed enough to get the poor kid mutilated. His girlfriend didn't want to and she told me about it and I felt bad for her, and for the kid.
>Tfw I was mutilated at birth and the tip of my dick looks like it's made out of sand
are you actually this retarded?
>the idea of mutilating their baby didn't even cross their mind as they live in a country (relatively) free of jewish influence
A++
N
>It's illegal in your country
A+++
>parents never even considered mutilating me or my brothers
A++ my man
God I wish that was me
my father loves me but he's a horrible man
Cringe
Based
>mom was considering not doing it and dad convinced her because "he got it done too"
where does this put me, bros...
what country?
B
comfy and nicepilled
C... fucking catholics
did he suck your dick too, ya faggot?
>"because i love you son, and thought you might want some"
>When I was born doc said I should be circd cause of tight foreskin, dad tells him get fucked. Grow up, foreskin absolutely fine.
Cheers dad u crazy cunt
7 days, think he relapsed Monday :(
I havent seen my dad for 2 years. What a waste of breathe he is.total fucking cuck. Married a bitch 8 years ago and she wony let me see him pretty much also too scared to stand up to her. Fuck him
Heartiest kek of the year so far
Guess I got an A for my dad :')
(((dad)))
Hey Batman, don't you havr jokers to catch?
Based. Fitness is only one aspect of your life.
C. Now my skin/nerves are too tight/sensitive and causes me to have severe premature ejaculation. It makes me hesitant to have one-night-stands, and makes me not want to get intimate with my gfs. Thanks for everything, fucking Jewish "doctors", forcing your cock mutilation on good Christian families like mine.